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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:18 PM EDT
[#1]
I gave my number to a guy at ALDI I met while shopping. He's been a great friend over the last three years.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Something missing from the story, even if OP doesn't know it?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy picking. She's not capable of critical thought. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it.... why are they targeting her? For what? Easy picking. She's not capable of critical thought. Potent words from a man she's dating. . . |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:24 PM EDT
[#4]
So you got so mad you ran to social media to tell your pretend buds about your stupid GF?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Your girlfriend was in the same gas station line. Is she a crackhead looking to rob people with her pimp?
Not sure of your age, but chicks in their 30s and 40s really struggle to find friends sometimes. The other woman might have seen a woman her age, who probably lives nearby, buying a rack of Trulys on a Thursday night and thought she just might be a good drinking buddy. Or she's a crackhead looking to kick in your door, steal your guns, and sell your girlfriend into white slavery. Or she wants totally lez out with your gf. Hard to say. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:24:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Sounds like a chance for a threesome and you’re worried about your door getting kicked in.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:25:14 PM EDT
[#7]
Copypasta or original story? Too lazy to look it up...
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:25:14 PM EDT
[#8]
So where do you live?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:25:32 PM EDT
[#9]
 you're a psycho dude |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:25:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So you got so mad you ran to social media to tell your pretend buds about your stupid GF? Wait, we're not actually bros? 
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:26:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Did she have swollen milk titties?
Either the girlfriend or the crackhead. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:26:16 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm thinking this is a plot from a movie I haven't seen.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:26:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: I just fucking SNAPPED on her. She comes home and she tells me a story that just happened at the gas station. “So, listen to this babe. I’m in line for the checkout with my Truly drinks, and the girl behind me started up a conversation. She’s like “oh, you like to drink? I need a friend to drink with, I don’t have anyone” My partner who’s missing a fucking brain: “yeah, that’s sounds like fun! Here’s my number!” The chick says “awesome! So….. where do you live?” Missing brain: “Oh, I live over between this street, and this street!” Crackhead at the gas station: “Sounds good! We will definitely have to catch up sometime!” Whew………… deep breath. I said you don’t even realize what the fuck you just did, did you? I said you just gave up where you lived and your phone number to some random fucking stranger at the store. You were picked as an easy target and you took the bait you fucking idiot. No, you didn’t give an exact address, but from her crack daddy sitting in her car, they now know what you drive now. How hard would it be for them to identify our house from your description knowing your car and identifying markings given your description of the two possible streets you live on? It would be inside of ten minutes. Blank stare. What a stupid, stupid bitch. Words cannot describe how fucking furious I am right now. How could you be so FUCKING dumb? Sorry I had to vent, I just may end up exploding. This is the final nail. I’m not having my door kicked in because a brainless fool isn’t wise enough to put 2 + 2 together. We’re DONE, cunt. GF drinks, another presumably attractive may be coming over to drink. Your reaction to having two tipsy females in your home is to eject? This is one weird coming out thread. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:27:02 PM EDT
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Could she have a dark side? Is the spider just trying to catch something in her web? Do you have something against having a gimp? (if you don't get this, someone needs to watch some 90's classic movies) Aka reason I sometimes think these kinda screw up never lead to anything... bad guy is like that is WAY to easy, IT'S A TRAP.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:27:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Doesn’t OP create all kinds of drama threads?
Am I remembering correctly? |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:27:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL, so you/your wife give out details of where you live to random people who look like they just got done sucking off a glass dick? So you can come home from work to find your safe is gone? Boy. I must be the brainless one. How do you know what she looked like? Were you there? Again, you're filling in details to your own story. Take a few deep breaths. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:27:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: yeah now going with....... /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/dont_believe_you_anchorman_zps267e5cbb_GIF-108.gif Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: From her description: “She had a meth-mouth, and was really scraggly looking…. So I gave up where we lived and my number!” HOW stupid can you be? I’m not a paranoid person but a blind man can see this is how they get people. They prey on the weak. yeah now going with....... /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/dont_believe_you_anchorman_zps267e5cbb_GIF-108.gif Yup. Thread didn't go the way OP expected, so now it's being edited to justify his behavior and win the approval of GD. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:28:07 PM EDT
[#18]
lol remember when everyone's name/address/phone was in the phone book?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:28:07 PM EDT
[#19]
Most straight dudes would be thinking about a 3 way.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:28:09 PM EDT
[#20]
I must be missing something...
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:28:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oof The whole thread is definitely a double sized oof! |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:29:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy picking. She’s not capable of critical thought. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it.... why are they targeting her? For what? Easy picking. She’s not capable of critical thought. She isn't the only one in the relationship lacking the capability of critical thought. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:29:19 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, we're not actually bros? Uh we all better be bros or Ive been lying about having friends for a long time |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:29:24 PM EDT
[#24]
I mean if your girlfriend is driving around in a Ferrari or something that is one thing. Otherwise, who cares?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:29:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Your girlfriend was in the same gas station line. Is she a crackhead looking to rob people with her pimp? Not sure of your age, but chicks in their 30s and 40s really struggle to find friends sometimes. The other woman might have seen a woman her age, who probably lives nearby, buying a rack of Trulys on a Thursday night and thought she just might be a good drinking buddy. Or she's a crackhead looking to kick in your door, steal your guns, and sell your girlfriend into white slavery. Or she wants totally lez out with your gf. Hard to say. not just a chick thing. I have two pretty good friends that i literally met sitting next to them at a bar. Amazing what getting drunk can do for your social life. positive and negative impacts 
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:29:48 PM EDT
[#26]
First of all, why would your GF be going out in public without being accompanied by you or another male relative?
Second, did she mention anything to the potential future burglar about your pectus excavatum? |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Just the way I like 'em.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Sounds like your girlfriend might be a little into girls, or just lonely and needs more friends.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: "So, listen to this babe. I'm in line for the checkout with my Truly drinks, and the girl behind me started up a conversation. She's like "oh, you like to drink? I need a friend to drink with, I don't have anyone"  |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:13 PM EDT
[#30]
Seek help dude
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Arfcom MGTOW Squad........ASSEMBLE!
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Ever get the feeling that an Arfcommer just murdered his GF, is planning on blaming some mysterious "gas station Methy couple" for the crime and is trying out his alibi on us before he goes to the cops?
Yeah, me neither.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:30:51 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP does like the attention seeking threads I’m convinced he’s schizophrenic |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:17 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Most straight dudes would be thinking about a 3 way. With a meth head from a gas station? |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:28 PM EDT
[#36]
"Oh man, this bitch drinks Truly, let's do a home invasion on her!"
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: From her description: “She had a meth-mouth, and was really scraggly looking…. So I gave up where we lived and my number!” HOW stupid can you be? I’m not a paranoid person but a blind man can see this is how they get people. They prey on the weak. Your daily dose of Internet might be too high. Should you give out details like that to random strangers while buying alcohol? Nope. Is it worth having a conversation about? Yup. Is it work freaking the fuck out over? Nope! |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 99% chance you stay with her  ...
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:51 PM EDT
[#39]
Op must like dick cause this is sounding like the perfect ffm
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:31:54 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She is probably great in the sack though. I can confirm that she’s just ok. |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:32:21 PM EDT
[#41]
What does knowing where your GF lives have to do with them kicking in your door over someone else’s?
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:32:22 PM EDT
[#42]
You seem a little....uptight.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:32:33 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy picking. She’s not capable of critical thought. Is that why she picked you as a BF? |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:14 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy picking. She's not capable of critical thought. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't get it.... why are they targeting her? For what? Easy picking. She's not capable of critical thought. And she's your girlfriend?...  ...
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:19 PM EDT
[#45]
She will stick out her ass, look back at you and you will stay with her.
Also remember, her stupidity brought the two of you together!
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Look on the bright side…now you get to hunt over bait.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:30 PM EDT
[#47]
Nah.
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:37 PM EDT
[#48]
Anyone in this thread who owns transferable machine guns should email me their current address, because you know, I’m a total trustworthy person you met on the internet and we should be friends.
Sounds pretty dumb right? |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Uhhhhh.... OVERREACT MUCH???
sounds like you have some serious anger issues with regards to that relationship. Maybe your reaching a bit in your reaction? - How do you know the offer to hang out wasn't sincere? How do you know she was marked? Chicks are different with Chicks, I would be more worried if a woman approached you in a convienence store and asked you to be her drinking buddy... that is a mark!! Chill out |
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Posted: 11/11/2021 6:34:51 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: From her description: "She had a meth-mouth, and was really scraggly looking. So I gave up where we lived and my number!" HOW stupid can you be? I'm not a paranoid person but a blind man can see this is how they get people. They prey on the weak. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: From the story it sounds as if you werent there to even tell if she was a crack head You could have taken them both out for some BBQ sliders and ran a 3 some. But you blew up instead. Over something that really weird to blow up over imho From her description: "She had a meth-mouth, and was really scraggly looking. So I gave up where we lived and my number!" HOW stupid can you be? I'm not a paranoid person but a blind man can see this is how they get people. They prey on the weak. |
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