Neighbor has claimed the street... HERS!! - Page 1

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Posted: 7/6/2022 2:25:42 PM EDT

She is an absolute RIOT. She yells at whoever parks in front of her home to move their car. She has called the local PD many times and they basically told her each and every time "Knock it off! it's a public street"

She moved in during Covid so our local community pool was closed. She has never lived the parking disaster when the pool is open during the summer. She came banging on my door "WHERE DID ALL THESE CARS COME FROM?" I gave the Miagi answer "Detroit"

Her frustration was evident... I told her "THATS RIGHT! You moved in during the covid mess... yeah parking in the summer is terrible because of the pool down the street" You can see the anger building up. She now stands outside on the weekends when people try to park yelling at the visitors "YOU CANT PARK HERE!!" Most park elsewhere but some will engage in an argument... It's fun. I'll try to get some footage.

So what is my question for you? Today, she has found a traffic cone and put it in front of her home on the street to stop people from parking.

Lets get some suggestions on what to do. move it? Call the PD and let them deal with it? MYOB?

(personally, I dont give a shit. I just find this all entertaining)

ETA: Whoopsie. Misspelled sumthin'

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:27:14 PM EDT

[#1]

Apparently, her parents never taught her not to sweat the small stuff.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:27:36 PM EDT

[#2]

Does she have a permit to block parking? If not, that would be bad.

I'm just saying.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:27:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Holy fuck. my life is boring.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:27:42 PM EDT

[#4]

lol

California HOA

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:27:44 PM EDT

[#5]

I'd love video and more stories of the shenanigans that happen.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:28:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Tag for ensuing hilarity of Cone Wars

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:29:17 PM EDT

[#7]

Please keep her there in your state. We have more than enough here from there already.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:29:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Is she hot?

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:30:05 PM EDT

[#9]

As long as no one is blocking her in or out or parking in her actual yard, she needs to get fucked, like literally, seems it may help her out with her attitude.

If they’re blocking her in/out, I hope she uses tannerite to move them because fuck those people!

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:30:26 PM EDT

[#10]

Is that my grandmother?

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:31:00 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm again thankful for the space between myself and the nearest neighbor.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:31:05 PM EDT

[#12]

Park in front of her house RIGHT NOW. Make sure you have cameras in your car. Later, drive away / over the cone dragging it into oblivion.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:31:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Just park on top of it.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:33:22 PM EDT

[#14]

Park a car in front of her house, then put the cone on the roof of the car.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:33:27 PM EDT

[#15]

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Park in front of her house RIGHT NOW. Make sure you have cameras in your car. Later, drive away / over the cone dragging it into oblivion.

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This

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:33:34 PM EDT

[#16]

Just park your car there and move it like 1 foot forward or backwards every 30 minutes. She'll keep getting her hopes up, then crushed very quickly.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:34:33 PM EDT

[#17]

Pack it full of deadly SPIDERS, naturally.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:34:56 PM EDT

[#18]

Tell her you're an ARFCOM mod and she is going to get Brownelled if she doesn't knock it off.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:35:06 PM EDT

[#19]

Get a beater and park it there for the entertainment. Film for YouTube.

In college I dealt with a crazy old bat who tried to stop me from parking across the street from her house. I had carefully selected that spot because there were no houses on one side of the street due to a creek running near the street. She called the police and reported the car as abandoned. When that failed she made up some story about my legally parked car causing accidents in the next block.

I wished I could have left it there when I moved out of the dorms.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:35:23 PM EDT

[#20]

What kind of siding does she have on her house? Does she have a porch with rocking chairs?

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:35:36 PM EDT

[#21]

Drop the cone in the deep end of the pool. Let her catch you doing it. Laugh at her to make it worse. Get video of her explosion.

Pay some kid two bucks to return her cone before the cops show up. Get video of second explosion on cops don’t stop laughing at her. Post second video of her arrest.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:36:39 PM EDT

[#22]

Are there tall trees? I’d like to see that cone in a tree

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:36:45 PM EDT

[#23]

You got to give her something else to worry about.

Does your son have a drone yet?

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:36:48 PM EDT

[#24]

Suggest she paint the curb red.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:37:01 PM EDT

[#25]

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I'm going with this answer.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:37:14 PM EDT

[#26]

Issue her some fake parking violation tickets.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:37:30 PM EDT

[#27]

Back when I lived in Philly, there was usually at least one shooting per year over parking spots cleared out after snow storms. Usually more.

Don't mess with a Philadelphians lawn chair.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:38:29 PM EDT

[#28]

Put a sign in the cone..."Pool parking starts here."

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:38:41 PM EDT

[#29]

Write "Free Parking" on the cone.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:39:33 PM EDT

[#30]

I would tell her never to knock on my door again.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:39:34 PM EDT

[#31]

Buy a cheap trailer, register it under a corporate name and park it in front of her house

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:39:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Put giant truck nuts on her cone

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:39:56 PM EDT

[#33]

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Posted: 7/6/2022 2:40:14 PM EDT

[#34]

Randomly move the cone. 6 feet one way, 4 feet the other next time. Maybe further out from the curb, etc but always leave room for a car to park. She'll be calling the cops on THAT soon enough.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:40:32 PM EDT

[#35]

It would be a shame if cops came out to her house again

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:40:41 PM EDT

[#36]

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Maybe they are blocking her second driveway???

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:41:29 PM EDT

[#37]

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Rofl!

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:42:00 PM EDT

[#38]

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Randomly move the cone. 6 feet one way, 4 feet the other next time. Maybe further out from the curb, etc but always leave room for a car to park. She'll be calling the cops on THAT soon enough.

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Lol

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:42:38 PM EDT

[#39]

Put out a sign in from of her house early in the morning that says “ Free Parking on lawn!”

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:42:47 PM EDT

[#40]

If you’re friendly w your mail man fill him in. Good chance he parks there daily.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:42:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Dude.. just enjoy the entertainment.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:43:19 PM EDT

[#42]

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...Today, she has found a traffic cone and put it in front of her home on the street to stop people from parking....

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That's littering.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:44:24 PM EDT

[#43]

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Put out a sign in from of her house early in the morning that says “ Free Parking on lawn!”

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Valet stand at the curb that says “pool parking valet”

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:44:28 PM EDT

[#44]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmen !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:44:46 PM EDT

[#45]

1) Liberally cover top of cone with anti- seize

2) Tip cone over into her yard

3) Laugh when she fixes cone and looks like she gave the Tinman a handjob.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:45:31 PM EDT

[#46]

I hate people parking in front of my house and have told people to move before, depending on where they park and how long.

I don’t live anywhere with a “community pool” though, or people without their own driveway space, so there is that.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:45:58 PM EDT

[#47]

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Valet stand at the curb that says "pool parking valet"

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Posted: 7/6/2022 2:46:25 PM EDT

[#48]

She needs the cone monitor officer from the Dorner situation.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:46:27 PM EDT

[#49]

If you don't have a camera pointed at this area recording 24/7 you are letting us all down.

You know there's some solid gold content just waiting to be recorded.

Posted: 7/6/2022 2:46:30 PM EDT

[#50]

Buy a professional sign that says "free parking municipal code xx-xxx," the right post, etc, and sink it in concrete at the edge of her property line.

Kharn

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