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Posted: 1/5/2019 10:57:45 PM EDT

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/01/04/new-in-2019-the-new-army-greens-uniform-is-scheduled-for-a-grand-summer-debut/

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Posted: 1/5/2019 10:58:37 PM EDT

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https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/01/04/new-in-2019-the-new-army-greens-uniform-is-scheduled-for-a-grand-summer-debut/

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That has to be a joke

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:58:47 PM EDT

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She looks preggo

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:17 PM EDT

[#3]

WTF?!?

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:20 PM EDT

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Wouldn't need a preggo uniform if they would just mandate birth control pills for splittails in service.

Want a baby? Not on Uncle Sam's time.

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:23 PM EDT

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That is the maternity version, hero.

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Maybe maternity?

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:37 PM EDT

[#7]

Ugh. That's the maternity uniform right? Right????

Posted: 1/5/2019 10:59:55 PM EDT

[#8]

Hiding pregnant chicks?

Haha beat by a mile

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:00:28 PM EDT

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Maternity uniform. LOL

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:00:37 PM EDT

[#10]

That is the maternity version, a big seller.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:01:13 PM EDT

[#11]

It's because they're knocked up 3/4 of their enlistment.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:01:14 PM EDT

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That is the maternity version, hero.

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So the most commonly issued female uniform, then.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:02:32 PM EDT

[#13]

Maternity wear?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:02:47 PM EDT

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Wait, seems the OP is playing fuck fuck games with the photo.

Here is the original showing the other female uniform.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:02:56 PM EDT

[#15]

She’s pregnant you fucking morons

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:03:50 PM EDT

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So the most commonly issued female uniform, then.

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That is the maternity version, hero.

So the most commonly issued female uniform, then.

ZING!

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:03:52 PM EDT

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Wouldn't need a preggo uniform if they would just mandate birth control pills for splittails in service.

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if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:03:55 PM EDT

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Wait, seems the OP is playing fuck fuck games with the photo.

Here is the original showing the other female uniform.

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OP sucks

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:04:09 PM EDT

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And a Major Preggo at that.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:04:17 PM EDT

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She’s pregnant you fucking morons

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No shit, that’s the problem.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:04:23 PM EDT

[#21]

For army women with little sailors or marines growing inside them?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:05:29 PM EDT

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OP is trolling.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:05:44 PM EDT

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if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

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Ye olde salt peter in the Victory Punch

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:06:12 PM EDT

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No shit, that’s the problem.

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Oh please do go on.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:07:19 PM EDT

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That’s definitely the maternity uniform.

Aka the pre-deployment female uniform

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:07:27 PM EDT

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She looks preggo

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Posted: 1/5/2019 11:08:52 PM EDT

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if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

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Wouldn't need a preggo uniform if they would just mandate birth control pills for splittails in service.

Want a baby? Not on Uncle Sam's time.

if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

No you don't. Seaman Jones can knock up half the women in Mayport if he wants. He can still walk up that gangplank when it's time to deploy.

Okay, how about this instead: any service member who gets pregnant gets a BCD for dereliction of duty. Male, female, whatever, grow a baby in your body, bye-bye and forget about those sweet vet bennies.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:09:17 PM EDT

[#28]

I love the retro look.

It's almost like they are subconsciously telling the women to go make a sammich.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:09:43 PM EDT

[#29]

So they dress Army girls in momos?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:10:01 PM EDT

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if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

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Wouldn't need a preggo uniform if they would just mandate birth control pills for splittails in service.

Want a baby? Not on Uncle Sam's time.

if you mandate birth control for females then you have to mandate something similar for males. Females are not the only ones fucking or getting fucked

They already get the prostate exam to be sure the green wienie fits.

Kharn

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:10:02 PM EDT

[#31]

OP does have a point, that’s the worst US military uniform I’ve ever seen. Looks like a pregnant wife with bling on her apron, wearing “my husband is a Soldier” colors to the local Whole Foods.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:10:16 PM EDT

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What’s the military maternity leave like?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:10:49 PM EDT

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https://www.defensenews.com/news/your-army/2018/02/02/sma-takes-pinks-and-greens-plus-a-new-maternity-option-back-to-capitol-hill-2/

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:12:01 PM EDT

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She looks preggo

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Where's the 1st Sergeant?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:12:27 PM EDT

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She's pregnant you fucking morons

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No shit, that's the problem.

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Our tax dollars at work

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Posted: 1/5/2019 11:12:54 PM EDT

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She looks preggo

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I agree.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:14:02 PM EDT

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Hory Sheit, a CWO 4

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:14:48 PM EDT

[#38]

I had no idea maternity uniforms existed, that looks hilarious.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:15:15 PM EDT

[#39]

That's women's "Pre-Deployment" uniform.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:15:35 PM EDT

[#40]

I just noticed the preggo is a MAJ

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:17:02 PM EDT

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Those uniforms look sharp (other than MAJ Preggo) but they look a lot like they are ripping off the USMC uniform. I am curious what our resident Marines think of it.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:18:12 PM EDT

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I'm 99% confident that is the maternity outfit

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:19:11 PM EDT

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Are tax dollars at work

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So they must be on welfare and unemployed to be considered a valid tax expenditure?

Or are pregnant .mil, federal employee equivalents, who work for a working wage, utilizing Tricare insurance?

Tell me again which one pisses you off...

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:21:52 PM EDT

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The army is for pregnant women. Change my mind.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:22:03 PM EDT

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Those uniforms look sharp (other than MAJ Preggo) but they look a lot like they are ripping off the USMC uniform. I am curious what our resident Marines think of it.

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I thought it looked like a USMC Charlie too. I dont like the goofy shoulder patches above the stripes(Army Star on L, Unit on R), other than that it looks classic classy. Also, they need to simplify all the chest hardware to make it cleaner looking, Army uniforms are starting to resemble N Korean Generals with all the different flair everywhere.

Also, why only Major Preggo and all the noncoms? No Male officer example?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:25:18 PM EDT

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I have yet to have an answer to the question "what benefit does the military get for having women in service" that doesn't include the terms "diversity" "inclusion" "opportunity" or some other term in that vein. Even women realize there is no up side to the mission of killing people and breaking things by adding chicks to the mix.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:25:28 PM EDT

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The army is for pregnant women. Change my mind.

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And transgenders?

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:26:18 PM EDT

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Female soldiers getting pregnant should be punishable under UCMJ. All new Soldiers should be unmarried and childless at the time of basic training. They should not be authorized (receive be nefits)to have dependants untill the rank of E-5.
That's my opinion as a retired 11B platoon SGT.

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:31:42 PM EDT

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So they must be on welfare and unemployed to be considered a valid tax expenditure?

Or are pregnant .mil, federal employee equivalents, who work for a working wage, utilizing Tricare insurance?

Tell me again which one pisses you off...

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Both

I don't pay taxes to have someone get knocked up and be out of commission for months

Posted: 1/5/2019 11:33:25 PM EDT

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Female soldiers getting pregnant should be punishable under UCMJ. All new Soldiers should be unmarried and childless at the time of basic training. They should not be authorized (receive be nefits)to have dependants untill the rank of E-5.
That's my opinion as a retired 11B platoon SGT.

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Not that I disagree with you, but as a ret. platoon sergeant you should really know what you expect vs what actually happens are two things entirely.

Might as well expect them to actually obey the weekend safety brief while you're at it hahaha

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