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Posted: 12/20/2013 10:44:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2013 10:45:24 PM EDT
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Would still motorboat.
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Posted: 12/20/2013 10:45:54 PM EDT
[#2]
And you're a shitty cook.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:01:55 AM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman.
I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:04:05 AM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. quoted for truth. That bitch would NEED coke just to keep up with my box wrecking schedule. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:05:48 AM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. you're like a prophet or some shit. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:21:28 AM EDT
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she is like the GD dream
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:31:48 AM EDT
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she like the GD dream I would be her little vagina's nightmare. It would wake up screaming "Oh, God, No! It's MORNING, AGAIN!!" |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:34:27 AM EDT
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I would be her little vagina's nightmare. It would wake up screaming "Oh, God, No! It's MORNING, AGAIN!!" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she like the GD dream I would be her little vagina's nightmare. It would wake up screaming "Oh, God, No! It's MORNING, AGAIN!!" Lol |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:36:41 AM EDT
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Don't care; titties
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Posted: 12/21/2013 12:37:31 AM EDT
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she like the GD dream I would be her little vagina's nightmare. It would wake up screaming "Oh, God, No! It's MORNING, AGAIN!!" Lol I just calls 'em likes I sees 'em. If I thought she'd give my little pecker more than a second glance I'd be on a plane to the UK to put 80 thousand miles on that pussy, in 6 inch runs. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 1:44:33 AM EDT
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Coke addictions can be cured. Still not guilty.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 2:18:17 AM EDT
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Coke addictions can be cured. Still not guilty. Do take the time to stop gawing at the boobage to look at those eyes....CRAZY isn't as easy to cure! Nope you can have it! |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 2:52:19 AM EDT
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I will take those crazy eyes
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Posted: 12/21/2013 2:55:43 AM EDT
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Don't care; titties |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 2:56:35 AM EDT
[#15]
My, my that old woman is hawt!!!
Bet it takes her a week to trim too. Check out the brows. Niiiiice! |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:00:34 AM EDT
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Chefs love coke.
Anyone who has ever worked in restaurants knows this. Is someone a chef? Yes? They do coke. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:06:27 AM EDT
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I'd start doing it again to do a few rails off those knockers.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:16:00 AM EDT
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I lust found out she exists.
According to the internet she was born in 1960, is hawt when she's not too fat, has two kids, is recently divorced from her second husband and is British. Good morning ARFCOM, this is how I'm starting my Saturday as I get ready for work. I had the wierdest, scariest dream... 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:23:36 AM EDT
[#19]
I've got a rail she can snort.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:27:39 AM EDT
[#20]
I don't wanna be "that guy" but who the fuck is she and are there better pictures of her?
I love boobies but that pic is meh at best. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:32:09 AM EDT
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I don't wanna be "that guy" but who the fuck is she and are there better pictures of her? I love boobies but that pic is meh at best. I had no idea either who she was until someone posted about her here. She's amazing. 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:37:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't care; titties  |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:44:20 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:47:28 AM EDT
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you're like a prophet or some shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. you're like a prophet or some shit. One poet, quoting a second poet... My day is complete |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 3:48:28 AM EDT
[#25]
Solid 8/10.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:12:15 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg She was born in 1960, she's gonna need that soon anyways. 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:13:58 AM EDT
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wait...................................what's her first name again?
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:14:09 AM EDT
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She was born in 1960, she's gonna need that soon anyways. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg She was born in 1960, she's gonna need that soon anyways. Older women ... make good lovers ... and such ETA: I'm a bit biased, the best bit of pussy I ever got was a chick 3 times my age at the time. She .... erm ... "taught" me things I didn't even know were things, at the time. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:17:46 AM EDT
[#29]
Like an alpaca
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:19:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:20:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Damn! She's got some set!!! Of eyebrows. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:21:28 AM EDT
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she is like the GD dream Just means she does anal on the first date. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:23:31 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg By the look of all these blurry wrinkle-concealing pictures people keep posting, she probably already has one. Might have one of these, too: 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:26:39 AM EDT
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OMG you guys are a riot
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:32:14 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg
First laugh of my day ... that's why I hang around here. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:35:53 AM EDT
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:43:03 AM EDT
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I had no idea either who she was until someone posted about her here. She's amazing. http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/o-NIGELLA-LAWSON-AGE-facebook.jpg http://hotat.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Nigella-Lawson-1.jpg http://www.banzaj.pl/pictures/kultura/ksiazka/autorzy/Nigella_Lawson/nigella_lawson_5.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't wanna be "that guy" but who the fuck is she and are there better pictures of her? I love boobies but that pic is meh at best. I had no idea either who she was until someone posted about her here. She's amazing. http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/o-NIGELLA-LAWSON-AGE-facebook.jpg http://hotat.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Nigella-Lawson-1.jpg http://www.banzaj.pl/pictures/kultura/ksiazka/autorzy/Nigella_Lawson/nigella_lawson_5.jpg Would absolutely butter that muffin!
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:46:54 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? every hour on the hour. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 4:55:23 AM EDT
[#39]
Would hit coke head
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:05:06 AM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. Good Sir, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:08:22 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? I came. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:09:00 AM EDT
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Good.
That means when I tell her I want to snort coke off her ass, she'll bring that as well at the upturned posterior. (BTW, the accusation is probably a lie.)
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:18:51 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:21:14 AM EDT
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Don't care; titties You sir, are a poet. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:22:58 AM EDT
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. You, sir, are a poet of the English language! 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:24:21 AM EDT
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Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:32:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryGet the fuck out. 
I clicked expecting. Instead it was a trap. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:35:50 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:36:28 AM EDT
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No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. Oh my!!
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:40:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. SIBHTAPP |
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