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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:41:20 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:45:42 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. She has a lower half? I still don't know if she has a face. 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:53:22 AM EDT
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Older women ... make good lovers ... and such ETA: I'm a bit biased, the best bit of pussy I ever got was a chick 3 times my age at the time. She .... erm ... "taught" me things I didn't even know were things, at the time. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg She was born in 1960, she's gonna need that soon anyways.  Older women ... make good lovers ... and such ETA: I'm a bit biased, the best bit of pussy I ever got was a chick 3 times my age at the time. She .... erm ... "taught" me things I didn't even know were things, at the time. Weren't you about 30 at the time? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 5:58:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:00:27 AM EDT
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Would still motorboat. FPNI |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:03:22 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:07:32 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Why, yes. Yes I can. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:07:34 AM EDT
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Pretty much every Chef and restaurant employee I ever known and know is a coke head.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:10:24 AM EDT
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No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. I'd be fine. I already talk out my ass, I'm pretty sure I can breathe outta there too. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:11:28 AM EDT
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Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:15:39 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Post up your supermodel GF! LC |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:17:35 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg Whoa.........is that for real!!?? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:17:40 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg Pre coke habit? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:19:56 AM EDT
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Pre coke habit? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg Pre coke habit? Coke: It Does A Booty Good! |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:20:18 AM EDT
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Even with body as shown in the "big" pic, I'd ride her 'till she drops.
That's what they make these for 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:21:59 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? A special Hell . . . 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:22:51 AM EDT
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I just calls 'em likes I sees 'em. If I thought she'd give my little pecker more than a second glance I'd be on a plane to the UK to put 80 thousand miles on that pussy, in 6 inch runs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she like the GD dream I would be her little vagina's nightmare. It would wake up screaming "Oh, God, No! It's MORNING, AGAIN!!" Lol I just calls 'em likes I sees 'em. If I thought she'd give my little pecker more than a second glance I'd be on a plane to the UK to put 80 thousand miles on that pussy, in 6 inch runs. You are one of the funniest motherfuckers on this website. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:28:55 AM EDT
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If anyone had ever seen her show you would have known that she reached a point that she no longer cared what she ate.
As a result she blew up like a tick in summer. First husband died of cancer She tuned down an invite to cook for the Queen, so she has that going for her! 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:54:25 AM EDT
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If anyone had ever seen her show you would have known that she reached a point that she no longer cared what she ate. As a result she blew up like a tick in summer. First husband died of cancer She tuned down an invite to cook for the Queen, so she has that going for her! http://i40.tinypic.com/25thxqc.jpg Fat cow
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:54:55 AM EDT
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted:
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:54:58 AM EDT
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Would still motorboat. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:57:15 AM EDT
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Think of how huge of a fatty she would be without the coke burning off pounds
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:58:36 AM EDT
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A cocaine habit, smokes pot, more baggage then a Lufthansa flight, and big tits........she is like the GD dream Means she's probably a monster fuck, but would be a pain in the ass when I just want to sit with a glass of whiskey and watch Kelly's Heros. It would still be worth it, I'm thinking... |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 6:58:37 AM EDT
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you're like a prophet or some shit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. you're like a prophet or some shit. Aye! I don't know whats up with all the vitamin e, but I'll sign on for the rest........ 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:02:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYou fucking bastard. I had my dick out and everything. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:27:32 AM EDT
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Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:29:28 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Yeah, that's one really fat bird
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A62BD3000005DC-589_634x832.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg I'd still split it like firewood. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:44:22 AM EDT
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Aye! I don't know whats up with all the vitamin e, but I'll sign on for the rest........ Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would fuck the coke addled energy right out of that poor woman. I would fuck that poor lady like it was a full time job. Wake up, fuck her, get some breakfast, apply vitamin e, fuck her till lunch, get some food, apply vitamin e, fuck her till supper, have a drink, apply vitamin e, let her cook me a fine meal, fuck her till I passed out ..... Wake up tomorrow, punch the clock again. After a few months "on the job" she'd *need* coke. you're like a prophet or some shit. Aye! I don't know whats up with all the vitamin e, but I'll sign on for the rest........ Vitamin e makes the skin around the base of your cock grow back after being chaffed to the point of erosion, silly. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:47:55 AM EDT
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I'd give those crazy eyes some Indian Sunglasses.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:54:51 AM EDT
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is- somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.
There are some things an eight ball won't fix. With that said, oh hell yes worthy of a one time knock the bottom outta it roll...... |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 7:59:35 AM EDT
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is- somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit. There are some things an eight ball won't fix. With that said, oh hell yes worthy of a one time knock the bottom outta it roll...... That's one of the most fucked up lies I've *ever* seen in print .... *all* problems can be solved with an 8 ball. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 8:26:49 AM EDT
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I'd let her do lines of blow off my junk. No problem.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 8:53:38 AM EDT
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I was OP in the other thread a few weeks ago.
I posted pic of her in strapless evening gown getting out of car. I got my first warning 
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1564591_Favorite_Nigela_Lawson_pic_.html |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 8:57:12 AM EDT
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No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Somebody's "If I gotta die that's how I wanna go" wish? No, but I wouldn't mind being stuck there 'til my face turned red. We can take turns. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 8:57:58 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks.  Mwahahah! really? where?
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Posted: 12/21/2013 8:59:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:02:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:02:31 AM EDT
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Mwahahah! really? where?Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Mwahahah! really? where?
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:06:41 AM EDT
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Don't care; titties Pretty much. I'd fuck her into early retirement. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:08:00 AM EDT
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wait...................................what's her first name again? lolz |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:09:42 AM EDT
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I'd buy her some blow so she could blow.
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:11:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't care; titties Yep. Can you imagine having your head wedged between hers and Christina Hendricks's?  |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:13:52 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Mwahahah! really? where?http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg What's it like being a gay man in modern America? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 9:45:44 AM EDT
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What's it like being a gay man in modern America? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Mwahahah! really? where?http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg What's it like being a gay man in modern America? Dunno, you tell me? |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 10:54:22 AM EDT
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The guy that could pull me outta that would be crowned the King of England....
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Posted: 12/21/2013 11:17:48 AM EDT
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Perfect!
I like my women like I like my scotch, mixed up with coke |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 11:25:13 AM EDT
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Lower half is just plain fat. No thanks. Mwahahah! really? where?http://i44.tinypic.com/m9t993.jpg Oh my.....good heavens! she's BEAUTIFUL!!!! 
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Posted: 12/21/2013 11:29:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySome have just a little to much free time |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 11:29:50 AM EDT
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TMT; DR
Too much titty. Didnt read. |
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Posted: 12/21/2013 11:35:46 AM EDT
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She will need this when I am done. http://www.grippigirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/walker.jpg When I got through with her she would not be able to use that walker until she had spent hours recuperating in here 
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