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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:52:49 PM EDT
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I ordered Chinee foo.

SHould be here in the next 30 minutes or so.
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Nice. I haven't had any for a while.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:53:30 PM EDT
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You'd badly fuck her?
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I'd disappoint her. Dunno for how long though.
You'd badly fuck her?
So badly
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:53:32 PM EDT
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Our charade is the event of the season.
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I listened to so much Kansas

And Styx
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:53:57 PM EDT
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Me or her?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:54:05 PM EDT
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Ain't looking to green to me.

I thought Algore said it was going to be all melted by now?
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There are literally snow drifts as high as mountains
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:54:38 PM EDT
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You know what I do know about?
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Bazingas?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:54:54 PM EDT
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Bazingas!
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I thought so
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:54:57 PM EDT
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50 euros.
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A fixed rate
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:54:59 PM EDT
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If that's not oversharing I have no idea what is.
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But you'll need it.

To research chicken coops and the likes for when you start raising birds
My FIL rented to a Vietnam vet that let chickens in his house.

He also fucked said chickens.

The Vietnam guy not my FIL....to the best of my knowledge.
If that's not oversharing I have no idea what is.
I wish I had a big enough dick to overshare.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:55:02 PM EDT
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Before or after I kill my management team?
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Lmao. They might kill you back.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:55:34 PM EDT
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The trick would be expensing that
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:55:57 PM EDT
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Looks like you had better hurry up if you want to win.
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20 minutes, need 20 posts or so.

Can I get a bazinga before the weekend?
Before or after I kill my management team?
Looks like you had better hurry up if you want to win.
Don't necessarily want to.

I'd rather the things I'm being told to look for actually exist.

And they should, but they're not where they belong.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:56:40 PM EDT
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Sometimes
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Thanks for knowing where I was going with that.

Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:56:41 PM EDT
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The trick would be expensing that
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Lower body massage?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:58:01 PM EDT
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Literally nobody made the obvious joke

I've been waiting for someone to point out Prof isn't Vietnamese
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If that's not oversharing I have no idea what is.
Literally nobody made the obvious joke

I've been waiting for someone to point out Prof isn't Vietnamese
Damn
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:58:30 PM EDT
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Steak makers have a date for tomorrow morning with the butcher
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Woot!

Hope they bring you lots o' money!
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 6:59:03 PM EDT
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Lower body massage?
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Sex with a whore. Expensing that. Getting my employer to pay for sex with a whore.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:01:11 PM EDT
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Cleaning out the garage.
Look at what I found.

Attachment Attached File

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:02:39 PM EDT
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Fucking finally. The right fucking drawings in the wrong fucking folder under the wrong fucking heading.

Fuckers. Fucking dumbass fucking engineers.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:02:47 PM EDT
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Me or her?
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Me or her?
Yes?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:03:06 PM EDT
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You got lots of floppies.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:03:12 PM EDT
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Sex with a whore. Expensing that. Getting my employer to pay for sex with a whore.
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Marketing brah
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:03:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:03:42 PM EDT
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Lmao. They might kill you back.
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Before or after I kill my management team?
Lmao. They might kill you back.
The only problem might be the 300+lb former airborne.

But I found the misplaced shit.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:04:04 PM EDT
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Yes?
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:04:31 PM EDT
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DSL.
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Is it wireline or wireless service?
DSL.
You do have fabulous DSL's.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:04:42 PM EDT
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I need to shitpost 20 times
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DI,F
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:04:43 PM EDT
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The only problem might be the 300+lb former airborne.

But I found the misplaced shit.
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Lmao
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:05:05 PM EDT
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Puck has DSLs
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Fabulous ones
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:05:28 PM EDT
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caught up.
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GOing to jump a couple pages
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:07:33 PM EDT
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Stripper tits?

Whose nickname is that?
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So what do I do for post 24365?
Cocaine

Stripper's tits

Assemble
Stripper tits?

Whose nickname is that?
IWK
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:08:11 PM EDT
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If we crash now, I'll die on American soil
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Welcome back
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:08:52 PM EDT
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Lmao
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Meh. I've got the shit I need to hopefully do the shit I need to do, conventional labeling systems be damned.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:09:13 PM EDT
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You going to eat one tomorrow night?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:09:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:09:50 PM EDT
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Carry on my wayward fucking assclown
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HELL
FUCK
YEAH
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:10:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:10:24 PM EDT
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Let the beer drinking begin
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:10:39 PM EDT
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You got lots of floppies.
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That happens when you get old.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:11:07 PM EDT
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Sex with a whore. Expensing that. Getting my employer to pay for sex with a whore.
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A whore other than me
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:11:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:11:25 PM EDT
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I know people that might want those
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:11:52 PM EDT
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Woot!

Hope they bring you lots o' money!
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No.

They are just there for a short visit.

Then they will come back home
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:12:27 PM EDT
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So badly
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I'd disappoint her. Dunno for how long though.
You'd badly fuck her?
So badly
To quote Naamah: An effort was made.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:12:28 PM EDT
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When face swapping apps work:

https://i.imgur.com/L1ta4TL.jpg
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:12:42 PM EDT
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I know people that might want those
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I do not want them
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:12:56 PM EDT
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Gonna mow the lawn tonight.
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It need sit?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:13:11 PM EDT
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You going to eat one tomorrow night?
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They hang for 2 weeks
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