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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:13:26 PM EDT
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Victoria: "Daddy, give me a new lego or I will punch you in your penis"

Me: "Get in timeout. One. Two........"

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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:13:44 PM EDT
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I see you have slotted floppies.
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Get MOA to make you an AR500 cup
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:04 PM EDT
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International baggage claim is always a shot show

He says

Having been there four times ever
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:24 PM EDT
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It need sit?
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:31 PM EDT
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I missed a bazinga
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:47 PM EDT
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But those aren't things anyways
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:52 PM EDT
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Dumb
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:14:59 PM EDT
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So I'm okay with that
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:15:18 PM EDT
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Your weather forecast is dumb
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:15:19 PM EDT
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Shit show
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I know people that might want those
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I know people that might want those
You cereal, Clark?

I was going to toss them, but if I can rehome them, that's even better.
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:15:39 PM EDT
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At the vet again who wants to bet I drop another two fiddy
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:16:00 PM EDT
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I do not want them
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I don't blame you.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:16:18 PM EDT
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Nice. I haven't had any for a while.
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I ordered Chinee foo.

SHould be here in the next 30 minutes or so.
Nice. I haven't had any for a while.
I'm going to HuHot this when to make up for some bad Chinese food I had awhile back
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:16:22 PM EDT
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Yes they are, and you let us down!
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But those aren't things anyways
Yes they are, and you let us down!
That's my superpower, letting people down.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:16:50 PM EDT
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Your weather forecast is dumb
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Yes
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:17:27 PM EDT
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Its 2 girls. So yes
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With any luck you can get them drunk at the bachelor party and live out your fantasy
Its 2 girls. So yes


Facebook Live?
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:17:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:17:43 PM EDT
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Got  caught up on the can launchers thread.

So many things, so little money.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:18:05 PM EDT
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I see you have slotted floppies.
This is not Rhodesia
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:18:17 PM EDT
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I was wondering where hooker and/or ladyboy was, but I guess #4 covers that.
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Facebook Live?
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Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:18:38 PM EDT
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5.  Porn
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Covered by #4
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:19:49 PM EDT
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Loving my new phone, so much better than the old phone, can't quantify exactly why that is.
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Made the jump to an iPhone
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:21:03 PM EDT
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Made the jump to an iPhone
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He didn't downgrade
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:21:11 PM EDT
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butt chugging is the only way to go
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Maybe...stop swallowing?
butt chugging is the only way to go
You got style
You got class
You got a beer bottle
Sticking out your ass
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:21:53 PM EDT
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It needs to be moist
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:22:24 PM EDT
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Before or after I kill my management team?
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20 minutes, need 20 posts or so.

Can I get a bazinga before the weekend?
Before or after I kill my management team?
This is Arfcom

GET BOTH
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:22:47 PM EDT
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Yesterday they said he got some kind of parasite , this morning he started puking and hacking all day , also getting a lump on his back tested , no results on that yet
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At the vet again who wants to bet I drop another two fiddy
What happen?
Yesterday they said he got some kind of parasite , this morning he started puking and hacking all day , also getting a lump on his back tested , no results on that yet
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:22:51 PM EDT
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Smoking chicken thighs for tonight.

Brisket tomorrow
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:24:14 PM EDT
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Lol I fucked up
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:24:46 PM EDT
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I don't blame you.
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Let me know what's on them
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:25:18 PM EDT
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Welcome to Sea-Tac.
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Every day is a copy of a copy
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:25:26 PM EDT
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My favorite jam on that album when it came out. To be that young again....
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I choose to believe any of this matters
Nothing else matters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI
My favorite jam on that album when it came out. To be that young again....
Damned good song.

I have introduced my kids to it.

The boy prefers Sandman.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:26:12 PM EDT
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$370.53  
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:26:23 PM EDT
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The avengers turned you down didn't they?

Charles Xavier said get the fuck out of my school.........
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But those aren't things anyways
Yes they are, and you let us down!
That's my superpower, letting people down.
The avengers turned you down didn't they?

Charles Xavier said get the fuck out of my school.........
Something like that
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:26:26 PM EDT
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Ah. It's good to stay breathing while asleep.
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Gots teef. Had uvula lasered off and had soft palate lasered to stiffen it up. Had deviated septum carved out and a balloonoplasty in my nasal cavities. Supposed to fix obstructive sleep apnea.
Ah. It's good to stay breathing while asleep.
Yea verily.

I still need to get checked for sleep apnea one of these days.
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:26:46 PM EDT
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Every day is a copy of a copy
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Painful documentary
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:26:53 PM EDT
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We lived
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Get her on the ground in one piece tates
We lived
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:27:58 PM EDT
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Nice. I haven't had any for a while.
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I ordered Chinee foo.

SHould be here in the next 30 minutes or so.
Nice. I haven't had any for a while.
Chicken and broccoli, veggie fried rice, boneless spare ribs.
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I listened to so much Kansas

And Styx
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Our charade is the event of the season.
I listened to so much Kansas

And Styx
Link Posted: 7/6/2018 7:32:04 PM EDT
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Let me know what's on them
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I don't blame you.
Let me know what's on them
I can tell you what wason them. They've been in a detached garage for the better part of 10 years. Who knows if the data is still readable .

Windows 3.11 installation disks
Netscape installation disks.

Ms-dos installation disks.

Etc..
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