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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:26:57 PM EST
So I was working in my gun room today and the wife (who doesn't say much about my gun hobby, she's cool with it) comes in, looks around and says "holy crap, how many guns do you have?) My reply was simply "Not enough". And we left it at that.
Obligatory wife pic.  Gun room pic 
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:27:41 PM EST
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Pics of wife and gun room not loading.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:27:44 PM EST
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Hopefully she knew the right pass code.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:31:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of wife and gun room not loading. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:31:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of wife and gun room not loading. Yeah, wtf OP? 
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:33:45 PM EST
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:33:56 PM EST
[#6]
 OP, delivered, halfway at least. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:34:43 PM EST
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You don't really have a wife, do you...
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:36:19 PM EST
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Man up and Kick her out of it.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:36:29 PM EST
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SECURITY BREACH
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:36:39 PM EST
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Advice to the newly married: it's important to keep a clean corner on your workbench, just in case your wife "walks in" and starts asking about your "gun"
 Later on when you have kids those opportunities get fewer and fewer. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:38:35 PM EST
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OP you aren't taking a picture of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, you can actually FOCUS the camera before taking a pic.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:40:09 PM EST
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I've been reorganizing and reinventoring my ammo all this last week and my wife has been looking like this
 during the whole process.Of course I feel I don't have enough. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:41:57 PM EST
[#13]
Fudd guns
This is how it should look. 
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:42:49 PM EST
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Quote Historythis is what we all need for agent guys to see |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:42:58 PM EST
[#15]
Lol. My wife doesn't know shit about guns. I buy a new one and don't need to "hide" it. They all look the same. Bought a PMR30 years ago. Left it on the bar in the man cave. She comes out and says: WHEN DID YOU GET THE NEW GUN?
not thinking I said which one? Whoops. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:45:51 PM EST
[#16]
You're not seeing all of them. That's just one end
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:51:23 PM EST
[#17]
Tell her to bring a sandwich next time.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:51:31 PM EST
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:54:43 PM EST
[#19]
My standards answer is : 3.
Handgun Rifle Shotgun I have 3 guns. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:55:46 PM EST
[#20]
After update, OP
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:56:45 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't really have a wife, do you... His mom, and 'gun room' = basement.... Just kidding, I'm envious... (of both) |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:57:35 PM EST
[#22]
I need a yugo Mauser.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:57:37 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryWell... They used to be cool. It's vintage |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 5:59:59 PM EST
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Tell her I'm 34 and sort of want, she'll forget all about your icky guns
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:00:10 PM EST
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She's on the phone with a divorce lawyer now on one line and a gun appraiser on the other.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:01:42 PM EST
[#26]
She doesn't even have a sandwich in her hands.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:01:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryYou don't appreciate him having a sticker telling the NRA to stand and fight? SWIRE get your password? |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:04:07 PM EST
[#28]
OP how does the CETME run? I kicked myself in the ass for not buying one when they were like $600 but then heard they were kind of a bitch to get running, that could just be the CETME-L's though.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:08:18 PM EST
[#29]
Did she see the dueling penises on your wall?
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:09:42 PM EST
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:14:56 PM EST
[#31]
Excellent, nice looking guns and nice looking wifey
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:16:43 PM EST
[#32]
Did you bang her in your gun room?
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:17:16 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryI have a 18x18" NRA 'Gun rights are civil rights' placard in my lair. But it's the sign that I held when I was protesting at the state capitol a decade ago, and they provided the signs for everyone and testified that day instead of leaving MD as a hopeless cause. There were so many protestors sitting in every room and hallway waiting to testify the fire marshal shut down the building, and the Ds had to reduce their efforts to a milquetoast ban instead of passing the governor's legislative wet dream. Kharn |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:18:13 PM EST
[#34]
Did you get in trouble for putting stickers on the wall?
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:18:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My standards answer is : 3. . Use a number that women can understand, Seven. Ninety percent of the time if you ask a grown broad how many guys she has slept with the number will be seven. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:19:16 PM EST
[#36]
your collection is impressive
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:20:55 PM EST
[#37]
In for the inevitable Photoshops.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:22:43 PM EST
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My marriage has been easy with regard to guns... If I buy myself one, then I buy her one, and everyone is happy.
Just got me a Beretta 92X and her a Shield Plus |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:23:21 PM EST
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Quoted: So I was working in my gun room today and the wife (who doesn't say much about my gun hobby, she's cool with it) comes in, looks around and says "holy crap, how many guns do you have?) My reply was simply "Not enough". And we left it at that. Obligatory wife pic. https://i.imgur.com/y7FsdX7.jpg Gun room pic https://i.imgur.com/Z6XswZ6.jpg Where duh phuck in Mn do you live where there is green leaves on the trees TODAY? |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:23:50 PM EST
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OP, there is now way you live in MN. There's no snow on the ground in that pic.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:26:39 PM EST
[#41]
My wife walked into my gun room last year while I was messing with some new guns. She asked me how much I had spent in the last six months on guns. I told her $45,000. She said, "wait, I thought you said $45,000?" I quickly added it in my head and said yeah, $45,000. She quit asking after that
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:32:27 PM EST
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No ARs?
ETA: my bad. Saw one. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:33:47 PM EST
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Is is better to leave it at "how many guns do you have or should you spin it on her and say it "we have", but that might make her think she has a right to half your guns on D-day.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:35:28 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife walked into my gun room last year while I was messing with some new guns. She asked me how much I had spent in the last six months on guns. I told her $45,000. She said, "wait, I thought you said $45,000?" I quickly added it in my head and said yeah, $45,000. She quit asking after that LOL. My wife walked in one night and says how many do we have? I say not sure. She counts. I say your forgetting the decoy cheapies in the Fudd cabinet and the 5 in the bedroom. She asks how much are they worth. I say multiply by a thousand for an average. She says OMG. I say add another $600 per gun for an average cost of optics on every one. She shook her head and walked out. I tell her there used to be more but I sold some to pay medical bills and house remodel projects. She says you’ll buy more won’t you? I say maybe if the deal is right. She says Okay and walks back upstairs. She gets it. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:37:59 PM EST
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Meh. Not a lot of guns, wife is great though.
Mine has no idea, and will not investigate. More than OP, less than most of Arfcom members. Op has some really cool ones I'd like though. Oh, Great looking Wife OP. |
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:40:46 PM EST
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Shortly after this was taken, she asked... can we get another beltfed?
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:40:46 PM EST
[#47]
You should sell a few and do a kitchen remodel then ask her if that's too subtle.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:42:55 PM EST
[#48]
This is ar15.com, not fuddgun.org.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:45:16 PM EST
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i see a distinct lack of nightvision, thermal, a team room dry erase board, and 1:50000 scale maps of your county with projector sheet overlays on the wall.
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Posted: 3/5/2022 6:53:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryThis man knows how to party! |
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