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Link Posted: 7/28/2014 3:44:36 PM EST
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Maybe not Neckbeard per se.....

But I saw this on the Healthcare.gov Facebook and I think it's relevant:



Link Posted: 7/28/2014 4:08:55 PM EST
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There are bewbs in 2 of four of those images. One of them has several sets.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 4:33:22 PM EST
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There are bewbs in 2 of four of those images. One of them has several sets.
Yeah, but it's just anthropology research. Kind of like the nekkid folks in National Geographic pictures.

 
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 5:09:06 PM EST
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3 days.......



that is how long it took for me to get this far......



I must now go wash my hands and shave.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 6:16:23 PM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.


  I suddenly feel the need to post my sexy picture...





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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

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Yes
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 6:27:38 PM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

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Wow.

I haven't had a quart of Miller since high school.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 6:33:18 PM EST
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Wow.

I haven't had a quart of Miller since high school.



and ya put it in a cup with ice
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 8:20:16 PM EST
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Would fap.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:10:42 PM EST
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Entertainment value notwithstanding,  aside from poor choices in facial hair grooming and fashion,  I believe these neckbeard fellows have more in common with many folks here than they'd like to admit. Half of 47% of Arfcom's membership is neckbeards, the other 47% are 16 year old teenagers that play COD, the other 6% are JBTs, Mil, and normal people.  
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I'm part of the 6%. Bow down, motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:17:44 PM EST
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I wouldn't last 5 minutes at one of those conventions, ie, dragoncon or comicon or whatever. First time I saw a dude in a pony or toddler outfit, I would have to punch him in the throat, or the dick; or both.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:25:18 PM EST
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This thread is like a blackhead youtube video. You're sickened by it but keep watching to see just WTF is going to pop out next.
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:35:22 PM EST
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Ever played f&e in a grown man's basement? Your a neckbeard fo sho
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:37:50 PM EST
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My eyes now have PTSD
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:38:47 PM EST
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Ever played f&e in a grown man's basement? Your a neckbeard fo sho


Outed

ETA: wait, I have kids though
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:39:57 PM EST
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I'm betting that the majority of those weirdo's were raised by single moms...........any good dad would put a stop to that crap ASAP!
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:43:03 PM EST
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You should go to Dragoncon like that!  
Link Posted: 7/28/2014 9:44:04 PM EST
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Maybe not Neckbeard per se.....

But I saw this on the Healthcare.gov Facebook and I think it's relevant:



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WTF
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 11:38:39 AM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

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dude...I've seen better legs on a sparrow....
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 11:40:55 AM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.


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Please do.

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dude...I've seen better legs on a sparrow....




 
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... fuck it I don't work out
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:26:31 PM EST
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I think these lyrics are relevant

Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:32:52 PM EST
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Here is my sexy pic for XCR

Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:34:17 PM EST
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Love this song, "my dad's not a phone, what you think I'm stupid"?!
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:36:37 PM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.


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Please do.

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Here is my sexy pic for XCR



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You have dreamy eyes
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:42:40 PM EST
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Please do.
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Here is my sexy pic for XCR

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Identify that contraption that encases you citizen!
I am interest.
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:43:42 PM EST
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Quit poaching my bitches
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:44:57 PM EST
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Militia-Con, aka neckbeards at the border



Yes, he's actually wearing a Call of Duty mask.
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:53:03 PM EST
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Dirty pics sent, check your PM when you are alone
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:54:50 PM EST
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It's quite impressive. I've never seen anyone do that with a cucumber.
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 2:59:17 PM EST
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It's quite impressive. I've never seen anyone do that with a cucumber.




 
I saw a video involving a girl and a loaf of french bread...
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 3:16:13 PM EST
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Militia-Con, aka neckbeards at the border

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WTF. Thought it was part Juggalo for a minute there. Destroy it - with fire!
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 3:26:38 PM EST
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haha
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They do sell food in Georgia, right?  
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 3:52:19 PM EST
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They do sell food in Georgia, right?  




 
Chitlins
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 4:26:22 PM EST
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After reading the first 10 pages of this thread, I feel like I'm all caught up on weird shit.

Thanks internet!

Link Posted: 7/29/2014 5:06:18 PM EST
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Never skipping a workout or shave again.  There are people that I know from high school and college that I now realize were transitioning neckbeards and some have now gone full-neckbeard.
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 8:28:46 PM EST
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Identify that contraption that encases you citizen!

I am interest.




 
Appears to be a Warbonnet Blackbird.
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.


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Please do.

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WTF?

 
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 8:56:51 PM EST
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WTF?  


I think the woodland camo micro kilt really makes it, some cork high heels would have me all lathered up though.



 
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 9:00:19 PM EST
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Last week I noticed the term "neckbeard" for the first time, I had to look it up on line, I still did not get it.  Now, after reading this thread, I get it.  Can someone, please, pull it right out of my head?  Please?  I can't even stop myself from asking this one question: Where do they get the hats?
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I thought you were done posting in GD?
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I thought you were done posting in GD?




I have instead decided that staying away from military, law enforcement and political threads will be sufficient.



 
Link Posted: 7/29/2014 10:31:23 PM EST
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I found the neckbeard theme song.







 
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Not sure how I should feel about this... On one hand I want to take you out for a nice meal, on the other hand I'm worried that you might get around a lot and I don't want to catch anything.

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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

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Please do.
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I can't leave a guy in a dress hangin...

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Did it become soggy?
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