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Link Posted: 7/30/2014 6:36:24 AM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

  I suddenly feel the need to post my sexy picture...


Please do.
http://i.imgur.com/0YDr0Mj.gif

  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/cd123kid/IMG_5774_zpsc734842c.jpg




Here is my sexy pic for XCR

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab4/m1a1911/Sespe%20Wilderness/156333_798612680155457_1983958971_n1.jpg~original



You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.
No Homo.  
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 6:51:06 AM EST
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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in

It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.

But I'm a better man for it.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 7:51:34 AM EST
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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in



It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.



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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in



It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.



But I'm a better man for it.
No you're not.

 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 8:13:40 AM EST
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2005 treatise:










To make up for their shortcomings, some nerds come up with the bright idea to camouflage their skulls with facial hair. Here's a few reasons why:







It makes them feel more like they're living in the medieval "days of yore" most RPG's take place in. With a full beard, they're more likely to make a big splash at the next Renaissance Faire.





It makes them look older. A nerd with a beard just screams, "hey, I may still live with my parents...but I'm no KID!"





Beards are a great place to store food. So if they get hungry during a long Halo 2 session, they can just snack away on chunks of potato chips still clinging to life on the hairs of their cheeks.




Nerds are lazy. Shaving and personal hygiene are an inefficient use of time! Why, in the time it takes to shower and shave, you could watch a complete episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!


HEY YOU WANT 2 GO C KILL BILL VOLUME 2 L8R??















some of y'all should get out and explore moar.


Walmart's been selling tribly hats for a coons age.

 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 8:19:51 AM EST
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Yeah, I thought it couldn't get more disturbing. Challenge accepted, apparently.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:11:02 AM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

  I suddenly feel the need to post my sexy picture...


Please do.
http://i.imgur.com/0YDr0Mj.gif

  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/cd123kid/IMG_5774_zpsc734842c.jpg


*wolf whistle*
That's hot! No homo.
(So confused and disturbed after 40-some pages of this stuff, I may actually be serious!)
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:25:56 AM EST
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*snip/quote block trimmage*

Here is my sexy pic for XCR

http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab4/m1a1911/Sespe%20Wilderness/156333_798612680155457_1983958971_n1.jpg~original

Identify that contraption that encases you citizen!
I am interest.
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He is in a Hot Pocket of He-manliness for XCR's pleasure!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:31:27 AM EST
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I'm seriously thinking of turning off the internet after reading this whole thread.







There are some deeply disturbed folks out there.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:32:44 AM EST
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A lot of the men who post in there are actually really good looking.

  I suddenly feel the need to post my sexy picture...


Please do.
http://i.imgur.com/0YDr0Mj.gif

  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/cd123kid/IMG_5774_zpsc734842c.jpg








Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:43:49 AM EST
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Liberal douche bags have ruined the country. Now young boys are taught to let their freak flag wave instead of being a man.
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Ok, fellas. This shit is getting fucking weird and creepy now. Not in the "ha ha!" way, but in the clutching a crucifix and repeating prayers in Latin way.


Liberal douche bags have ruined the country. Now young boys are taught to let their freak flag wave instead of being a man.


I applaud you Balista - your work in this thread is among the strongest I've seen in ages.

Keep up the good fight!  God Bless!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:44:39 AM EST
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This
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 9:54:00 AM EST
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I thought you were done posting in GD?
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1) I am not a brony.
2) I've never had hair that long in my life.
3) The skinniness is almost exactly the same.
 

I thought you were done posting in GD?


I think he just searches every thread for his name...
Can't miss a chance to neckbeard Especially in the neckbeard thread.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 11:09:05 AM EST
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You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.

No Homo.  

Naw looks more like Zac Efron  or possibly Jared Leto



Either way , sir, you are a handsome man

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No homo



 
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I'm not getting it either.
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I don't understand the "atheist" tie in?


I'm not getting it either.


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Some of them post on here.


Of that, I have no doubt.


Yeah, that's pretty much certain.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 11:24:59 AM EST
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Neck beard before neck bearding was cool?




Link Posted: 7/30/2014 11:34:52 AM EST
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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in

It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.

But I'm a better man for it.
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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in

It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.

But I'm a better man for it.


No, homo.

TRG
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 11:43:49 AM EST
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...and this is it for me today.





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GrandpaSimpson.gif
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Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:26:57 PM EST
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Okay. I'm not a better person.

But I was willing to try!
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:36:31 PM EST
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There's just so many of them:








Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:38:38 PM EST
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I can say I'm not the same man coming out as I was going in





It's like Vietnam or prison....or Vietnamese Prison.





But I'm a better man for it.
No Homo, of course.



ETA: Damnit, beaten to the punch (and still no Homo).





 
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:43:39 PM EST
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I spy, with my little eye, a nipple.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 12:43:49 PM EST
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In on 42.

I cannot believe no one has mentioned the infamous Davecat. Not only is he a black neckbeard, but he's probably one of the most disturbing people I've seen.



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In on 42.

I cannot believe no one has mentioned the infamous Davecat. Not only is he a black neckbeard, but he's probably one of the most disturbing people I've seen.

http://youtu.be/VjJtmcJM-Rw

http://ciaranjmurphy.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/davecat3.jpg?w=640
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Oh Jeebus.  I remember that video.  Talk about some creepy motherfuckers.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:01:59 PM EST
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You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.
No Homo.  


I usually get Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad or Eric from True Blood. I don't know, potatoes gonna potate.
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"When keepin' it real goes wrong"






Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:20:11 PM EST
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I usually get Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad or Eric from True Blood. I don't know, potatoes gonna potate.
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You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.
No Homo.  


I usually get Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad or Eric from True Blood. I don't know, potatoes gonna potate.


FWIW it was a compliment and not a come on, man.
It's not like I was lost in your eyes or planning weddings or what color the kitchen would be and where we'd put our birdfeeder in our back yard where we would sit on summer evenings or anything.

Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:22:07 PM EST
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FWIW it was a compliment and not a come on, man.
It's not like I was lost in your eyes or planning weddings or what color the kitchen would be and where we'd put our birdfeeder in our back yard where we would sit on summer evenings or anything.

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You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.
No Homo.  


I usually get Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad or Eric from True Blood. I don't know, potatoes gonna potate.


FWIW it was a compliment and not a come on, man.
It's not like I was lost in your eyes or planning weddings or what color the kitchen would be and where we'd put our birdfeeder in our back yard where we would sit on summer evenings or anything.



If anything, dude looks like Jared Leto.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:24:21 PM EST
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OMG FEDORAS





Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:37:46 PM EST
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$4 and a Daisy BB gun, that shit is straight gangster
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:42:29 PM EST
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That guy rolls with either the Bloods or the Smurfs.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:45:07 PM EST
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FWIW it was a compliment and not a come on, man.
It's not like I was lost in your eyes or planning weddings or what color the kitchen would be and where we'd put our birdfeeder in our back yard where we would sit on summer evenings or anything.

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You know after a few beers and whiskey hits you'd look like Ryan Gosling.
No Homo.  


I usually get Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad or Eric from True Blood. I don't know, potatoes gonna potate.


FWIW it was a compliment and not a come on, man.
It's not like I was lost in your eyes or planning weddings or what color the kitchen would be and where we'd put our birdfeeder in our back yard where we would sit on summer evenings or anything.



I'm not offended at all... not sure where you got all that from, but thanks. And I'm pretty sure XCR called dibs as her backup to her backups backup RE: summer evenings.
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:50:17 PM EST
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$4 and a Daisy BB gun, that shit is straight gangster




 
Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.










Not a neckbeard, just a hillbilly
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 1:52:52 PM EST
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ive played over and over in my head a thousands times!!

it works every time!
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Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.
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$4 and a Daisy BB gun, that shit is straight gangster


 
Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.








Not a neckbeard, just a hillbilly




 
That's pretty funny.
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Yup.

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  Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.

http://youtu.be/Uk4Nu_5vSR0?list=RDUk4Nu_5vSR0


Not a neckbeard, just a hillbilly
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$4 and a Daisy BB gun, that shit is straight gangster

  Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.

http://youtu.be/Uk4Nu_5vSR0?list=RDUk4Nu_5vSR0


Not a neckbeard, just a hillbilly

2 things
1) He changed his name to Froggy Fresh due to copyright reasons
2) that's not him in the pic
Link Posted: 7/30/2014 2:46:01 PM EST
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2 things

1) He changed his name to Froggy Fresh due to copyright reasons

2) that's not him in the pic

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$4 and a Daisy BB gun, that shit is straight gangster


  Pretty sure that's Krispy Kreme.



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Not a neckbeard, just a hillbilly



2 things

1) He changed his name to Froggy Fresh due to copyright reasons

2) that's not him in the pic





 
Didn't know he changed his name. Did he put out any new songs?




Also, inbreds tend to have the same facial features so gimme a break, looks like him don't it?
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