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Link Posted: 1/5/2019 6:13:31 PM EDT
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That's no way to talk about Ryne Sandberg
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I remember the "Superstation" WGN put of Chicago broadcasting Cubs and Bozo the Clown.
That's no way to talk about Ryne Sandberg
Link Posted: 1/5/2019 10:54:48 PM EDT
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Britton signs three year deal with the Spanx.
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Ya. A couple of the boys that grew up playing ball with my son were drafted last year. They are a year older.
Blaze Alexander was drafted by the D Backs and may have a good little career.
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Looked him up.  19 years old SS.  Put up good numbers his first year.  Great name.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 1:44:53 PM EDT
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Sports is really gonna suck in the next 10-15 years as all these ‘special’ named kids come of age.
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Top 2 80 grade names in the Indians org is-

C- Sicnarf Loopstok
3B- Makesiondon Kelkboom
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 2:28:00 PM EDT
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A few years ago a Cardinal got called up during the expanded roster that has my same first and last name. I really wanted him to become a star so I could buy his jerseys and shit.

Less than 40 plate appearances in 3 years, then traded around the minor leagues like a hot potato and retired
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 2:54:09 PM EDT
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C- Sicnarf Loopstok
3B- Makesiondon Kelkboom
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 2:55:42 PM EDT
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Realized this thread had gone too long without this spectacularity.

Link Posted: 1/6/2019 7:56:43 PM EDT
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What's that guy Steve likes? Murderdeathkill Angerhate or something like that.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 7:57:46 PM EDT
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Brock Deatherage.
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Realized this thread had gone too long without this spectacularity.

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Brock Deatherage.
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What's that guy Steve likes? Murderdeathkill Angerhate or something like that.
Brock Deatherage.
Sounds like a member of GWAR.
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Two years ago. It's ancient history now. What have they done for you lately, I mean aside from blow the one game this year they absolutely could not blow?
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:12:22 PM EDT
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Two years ago. It's ancient history now. What have they done for you lately, I mean aside from blow the one game this year they absolutely could not blow?
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Two years ago. It's ancient history now. What have they done for you lately, I mean aside from blow the one game this year they absolutely could not blow?
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Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:14:54 PM EDT
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When was that? 1990 or there abouts? I was still in high school.

I just turned 45.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:15:19 PM EDT
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:16:50 PM EDT
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Still an ankle biter when the Pirates won their last one.

I hope you see another before you're too old to jerk off anymore. I mean that bruh.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:18:47 PM EDT
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
New guy brings the pain!

Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:30:59 PM EDT
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I remember that night well. I was the oddball who went to school and talked baseball. No one else gave a crap.

It was 91. Braves went on to lose to the Twins in seven. I still carry the Case pocket knife I bought that October.

And you’re older than me.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:32:51 PM EDT
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
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New guy brings the pain!

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So when we gonna get pics of you eating hot dogs and ketchup?

Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:38:30 PM EDT
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So when we gonna get pics of you eating hot dogs and ketchup?

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So when we gonna get pics of you eating hot dogs and ketchup?

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For what? Mods killed the thread and poll before it was finished. And you didn't agree to it in any event.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:45:37 PM EDT
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For what? Mods killed the thread and poll before it was finished. And you didn't agree to it in any event.
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
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So when we gonna get pics of you eating hot dogs and ketchup?

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For what? Mods killed the thread and poll before it was finished. And you didn't agree to it in any event.
Agree to what, eating a hot dog?  I got about 50 in the freezer and a microwave.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 8:47:26 PM EDT
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Agree to what, eating a hot dog?  I got about 50 in the freezer and a microwave.
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The Cardinals have won more Championships in their new stadium than the Cubs have won in theirs.
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So when we gonna get pics of you eating hot dogs and ketchup?

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For what? Mods killed the thread and poll before it was finished. And you didn't agree to it in any event.
Agree to what, eating a hot dog?  I got about 50 in the freezer and a microwave.
The membership will vote as to whether or not ketchup is an acceptable hot dog or brat condiment. If, at the end of 72 hours of voting, the answer is yes, kugelblitz will eat a total of two hot dogs with ketchup and mustard on them and post photographic evidence of the consumption. If the answer is no, the @Burley will forgo putting ketchup on his next two hot dogs or brats. No photographic evidence is required, only his word of honor.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 9:22:55 PM EDT
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Oh they voted.

Ketchup wins again.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 9:27:57 PM EDT
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Looked him up.  19 years old SS.  Put up good numbers his first year.  Great name.
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Ya. A couple of the boys that grew up playing ball with my son were drafted last year. They are a year older.
Blaze Alexander was drafted by the D Backs and may have a good little career.
Looked him up.  19 years old SS.  Put up good numbers his first year.  Great name.
Great kid from a quality family.
His brother was JUCO player of the year in Florida and drafted by the Braves last year...CJ Alexander.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 9:28:57 PM EDT
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Yesterday’s news doesn’t sell today’s paper.
Quit being a Yankee fan.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 9:53:30 PM EDT
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The Cubs are the Yankees of the NL.

Or the Yankees are the Cubs of the AL.

I can never keep it straight, except to say it is a truth universal that the Cubs and Yankees both suck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2019 10:23:24 PM EDT
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The Cubs are the Yankees of the NL.

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Link Posted: 1/7/2019 2:40:20 PM EDT
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I saw this article on pitching today and found it interesting.

Pitching

Fucking Maddux.

Greg Maddux had a 3.23 E.R.A. in his first three innings and a 2.86 from the seventh inning through the ninth. And while he possessed a good fastball, it was not a three-digit express train. One spring training in the mid-1990s, Maddux, who in a 23-year career piled up 355 fairly meaningful wins, asked to speak with the team’s young pitchers.

Mazzone nodded. Sure thing, Mad Dog, whatever you want. The coach lined up the young guys and Maddux walked over.

“You know why I am a millionaire? Because I can put my fastball wherever I want to,” Maddux told them. “Do you know why I own beachfront property in L.A.? Because I can change speeds. O.K., questions?”
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Greg Maddux?

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Baseball Star Kris Bryant Gets Pranked by Hall of Famer Greg Maddux
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Kris needs to lay off the curveballs and Greg needs to lay off the cheeseburgers.
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Still want my bat?
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 5:02:15 PM EDT
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Top 3 pitchers that gave up HRs to Barry Bonds-

Maddux-9
Smoltz-9
Schilling-8
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 5:38:15 PM EDT
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I figured it would have been a Padre.  He hit 87 against them.

Gwynn owned Maddux.

Gwynn faced Greg Maddux 107 times in his career -- more than any other pitcher. He batted .415/.476/.521 against the four-time Cy Young Award winner and Hall of Famer. That's easily the highest average against Maddux for any player with at least 70 plate appearances. Zero strikeouts too.

Always loved this story.

The righthander was discussing how changing speeds and having control are far more important than velocity, because no hitter can tell the exact speed of a pitch. Well, except one…

“You just can’t do it,” Maddux said. “Sometimes hitters can pick up differences in spin. They can identify pitches if there are different release points or if a curveball starts with an upward hump as it leaves the pitcher’s hand. But if a pitcher can change speeds, every hitter is helpless, limited by human vision.

“Except for that (expletive) Tony Gwynn.”
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 5:57:30 PM EDT
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Yeah, Ive always loved that quote. Ive posted it a bunch.

And Tony Gwynn isnt a Padre. Hes Mr. Padre tyvm.

Ive also wondered how the modern day shift would treat Gwynn. If it would wreck his average, so I looked up his spray charts.

The answer is no. Tony Gwynn would still dominate today with the shift. He was just that good.
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 6:08:10 PM EDT
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Is there any other Padre?

Dirty brown shirt wearing bastards.
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Top 9 moments of Tony Gwynn Career
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Tony Gwynn's double breaks tie in Game 5 of the 1984 NLCS
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 6:22:31 PM EDT
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He wasnt just one of the greatest players of all time, he was one of the great ambassadors of the game.

Gone too soon
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Dirty brown shirt wearing bastards.
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Link Posted: 1/7/2019 6:29:12 PM EDT
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First, let's get it out of the way:

Fuck Barry Bonds! Fuck him in his stupid ass!

Now, as to your pitching stats, ahem:

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Also, you aren't worthy to even think of He Of The Bloody Sock,

And yeah, Tony Gwynn was a great Padre, great player, and by all accounts just a great man.

So, in conclusion, FBB! FHIHSA!
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 7:14:49 PM EDT
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Since when was joker on Jerry Springer?
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 8:24:48 PM EDT
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What's that guy Steve likes? Murderdeathkill Angerhate or something like that.
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Nobody can beat Johnny Dickshot
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 9:14:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/7/2019 9:16:08 PM EDT
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Meanwhile I started getting the shakes like a crackhead looking for a rock seeing the Buccos in mini camp on Instagram

I am just about ready to load their preseason schedule in to my google calendar.
Link Posted: 1/7/2019 9:18:14 PM EDT
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First, let's get it out of the way:

Fuck Barry Bonds! Fuck him in his stupid ass!

Now, as to your pitching stats, ahem:

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Also, you aren't worthy to even think of He Of The Bloody Sock,

And yeah, Tony Gwynn was a great Padre, great player, and by all accounts just a great man.

So, in conclusion, FBB! FHIHSA!
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Link Posted: 1/7/2019 9:21:24 PM EDT
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yeah buddy just throw the red sox in there, too...
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