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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:11:20 PM EDT
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Looks to be

{If} OEM = true
{Then} wood = true

Something to dream about.

Always

If you don't wake up with morning wood.

Somethings wrong.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:11:24 PM EDT
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Marie Osmond still looks pretty good for her age
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:11:25 PM EDT
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Hazen finally
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:11:40 PM EDT
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Is that before or after I drunkenly wake the wife up at 2:30am, confused as to why she's not in the mood?
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Looks to be

{If} OEM = true
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Something to dream about.


Is that before or after I drunkenly wake the wife up at 2:30am, confused as to why she's not in the mood?

Yes
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:12:11 PM EDT
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Hazen! Finally!

Eta: judging by the bags under her eyes, this chick needs a map or some coke. One of the two.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:12:33 PM EDT
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she will be having a great time trying to repack her car along the freeway...
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:12:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:13:02 PM EDT
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She did that laundry or did someone do it for her?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:13:09 PM EDT
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It's not the size of the morning wood.

It's what you do with it.

I just made that up.

You're welcome.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:13:17 PM EDT
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looks like she's been curb crashin on those rims
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:13:31 PM EDT
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Harry's shave commercial
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Laughs in beard and safety razor
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:13:46 PM EDT
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I think she said something about someone else loading up her car..
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:14:02 PM EDT
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Hazen finally
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100%
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:14:17 PM EDT
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I bet he helps her.
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I think she said something about someone else loading up her car..
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I think she said something about someone else loading up her car..

The old fresh laundry and marijuana mule trick.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:15:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:15:48 PM EDT
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Why block the road?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:14 PM EDT
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I bet he helps her.
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I bet he helps her.


Any other department and I'd make a crude joke about packing a woman's "trunk", but Hazen? Yeah, he'll be there fitting everything back in the car just as he found it.

I kind of respect the hell out of Hazen
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:17 PM EDT
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because they can
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:36 PM EDT
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Fucking pussies, show us the scene.
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Gotta go to the front row!

Then proceed to walk halfway back down the line of police units.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:37 PM EDT
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Cat walked across the key board and says...



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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:49 PM EDT
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Why dies Ashley Banfield stand with her legs so wide?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:16:57 PM EDT
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Until it blocks an ambulance responding to a downed officer.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:17:14 PM EDT
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Fuck your sign.
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Those signs are quite heavy!
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:17:36 PM EDT
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Zero tolerance for drugs!
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He hates the sign...
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If that were a V6 Rav he would've plowed right through that sign and then been running triple digits in seconds
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Yeah me too. Classy crew
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go up there and flatten their tires dude
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Fuck you sign!
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:18:22 PM EDT
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Sensitive?

Hell, last night COPS reruns on Reelz showed a dag totally done for by a pibble and a human chest GSW through and through.
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Username is appropriate
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:18:36 PM EDT
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Pro tip: Use your tail gate not your front bumper.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:18:41 PM EDT
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Fuck, this dude's girl must've left him for a sign
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Username is appropriate

Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:19:01 PM EDT
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Internet goof?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:19:26 PM EDT
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I'll take,,, who doesn't have vehicle insurance for 1000 Alex
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:19:45 PM EDT
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New boot goofin'
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:19:53 PM EDT
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Good luck getting $20,000 out of that clown
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:20:13 PM EDT
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Doggo on a track.
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I might have a headache in the morning.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:20:38 PM EDT
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Thought we were gonna see a water tower swan dive.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 11:20:39 PM EDT
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Christmas lights?

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