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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 5:51:11 PM EST
[#1]
How about I write a letter, take a picture of it, and text that to you instead?
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 5:53:23 PM EST
[#2]
I think they would rather curse you out with their voice, you know for effect.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 5:58:17 PM EST
[#3]
I am not THAT old (40) and I have probably texted 10 times in my life.

If it is important enough for you to peck out on a phone, call and talk to me like a man.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 6:07:05 PM EST
[#4]
TL;DR

You can't text on a house phone ( ain't nobody got no $100/mo for a cell phone )

* don't tell me about the $50/mo cheapo's
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 6:08:19 PM EST
[#5]
I hand out my number for business and say "Text me first"

annnnnnd they call.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 8:55:18 PM EST
[#6]
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Listen, sonny:
-I'm sitting here in a house I built myself, with these two hands. I designed it, wired it, plumbed it.
-In my freezer sits an elk, big mature bull, that I bugled in and killed at 200 yds, offhand.
-I have paddled a canoe from the Yukon into the Northwest Territories, then pulled that canoe over the Richardson Mountains and paddled down into Alaska.
-I have climbed Denali. Twice.
-I have raised a family.
-I have crossed the Tibetan border, in both directions.
-I have run marathons.

From where I'm sitting, you look like a horse's ass, prattling on about your tech.
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:27:38 PM EST
[#7]
Why the fuck should I waste 45 minutes reading your texts and responding to them when we could handle it with a 2 minute phone call?
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:29:25 PM EST
[#8]
I send postcards.

Fucking kids.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:31:15 PM EST
[#9]
What's a shartphone?

next time learn the dots and dashes for my telegram. Stop.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:32:20 PM EST
[#10]
It's not a question of not following your instructions.  It's all about fuck your instructions, I'll do what I want to do.

If you live long enough, which I surely doubt what with the way you run your dicksucker, you too might not give a shit about what some man child that still smells like pee pee has to say.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:42:03 PM EST
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It's funny that people who type things out on an internet forum have trouble texting.  It's the same thing, lol.
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I don't use my phone on this or any othe internet forum. I'm banging this out on my laptop.  So it's really more like an email in my experience.

It boggles my mind that people use their phones for the internet in any way other than briefly.  Oh and before you call me a luddite, fifteen years ago, I purchased a pistol off the Internet with my then start of the art Blackberry.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:44:01 PM EST
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It's not a question of not following your instructions.  It's all about fuck your instructions, I'll do what I want to do.

If you live long enough, which I surely doubt what with the way you run your dicksucker, you too might not give a shit about what some man child that still smells like pee pee has to say.
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Now. It. Is. A. Thread.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:45:40 PM EST
[#13]
At any point during the day there are 4 people waiting to see me.  If you leave a voicemail it will not be listened to and the greeting says as much.  I can glance at a text and see "Please call me when you are able.  Thanks."

And for the love of Christ say please and thank you regardless of the medium.

Lastly, if you are an adult who consistently begins your emails with "Hey..." then fuck you.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:45:44 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:49:12 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 9:54:58 PM EST
[#16]
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What do you want for dinner?

How do I configure this Cisco Router?

Which of these do you think needs to be handled with an actual conversation, OP?
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Which one probably merits a diagram...that you're going to have to text or email me?
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:00:14 PM EST
[#17]
I'll bet I can talk a lot faster than you can text. And I don't need to keep looking at a keypad.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:01:23 PM EST
[#18]
People sure do get tightly wound up over the strangest shit.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:06:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:08:49 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:11:42 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:17:53 PM EST
[#22]
Why do you young fucks keep texting me about a job WHEN THE LISTING SAYS CALL FOR APPOINTMENT?!?!?

It’s because your generation thinks rules and norms don’t apply to them.

“Hey tell me about the job” via text is no fucking way to get hired by me or anyone I know.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 10:39:46 PM EST
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My dad was a Navy Radioman in World War II through the mid-1950s.  He could absolutely wail on a speed key.

I learned to send pretty fast but receiving always evaded me.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:02:37 PM EST
[#24]
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Why do you young fucks keep texting me about a job WHEN THE LISTING SAYS CALL FOR APPOINTMENT?!?!?

It’s because your generation thinks rules and norms don’t apply to them.

“Hey tell me about the job” via text is no fucking way to get hired by me or anyone I know.
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Don't worry, young people don't like sex either, at least that is what the current trends show!

Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:04:51 PM EST
[#25]
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Not sure if I qualify as old, 37.

I'll text if the information I need to convey is brief, a couple sentences or less.

I'll call if I need to say more than that, then follow up with an e-mail for a paper trail on things that need a paper trail.
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This.  I always send e-mails whenever possible, it provides documentation that I contacted you.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:07:12 PM EST
[#26]
Because I like pissing off snowflakes
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 8:47:30 AM EST
[#27]
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Because I like pissing off snowflakes
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I gave up doing things just to piss people off many years ago

I don't associaste with people who do it anymore either.

It's pointless and childish. (I think)

So there!
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 8:57:41 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:19:05 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:26:57 AM EST
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People sure do get tightly wound up over the strangest shit.
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"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!"
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:27:12 AM EST
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Don't worry, young people don't like sex either, at least that is what the current trends show!

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They are too busy playing games on their cell phones to answer a call. Read a text is reserved for Tuesdays and Thursdays after Mama tucks them in for the night.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 11:18:32 AM EST
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"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!"
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Okay.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 4:14:42 PM EST
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Texting takes too long.
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I dictate my texts - Siri, Alexa etc.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:17:44 PM EST
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I dictate my texts - Siri, Alexa etc.
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I use secure texting as much as possible, and I do not trust or use Siri, Alexa, Google Assistant, or any other such entity.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:50:31 PM EST
[#35]
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TL;DR

You can't text on a house phone ( ain't nobody got no $100/mo for a cell phone )

* don't tell me about the $50/mo cheapo's
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Wait...... You have a landline?!?!?!!?!! Hooooooleeeeefukkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

The excuses have been funny to say the least, and the insults aren't really insults if that person can't text.

But you sir. OOOOffff! RIP.
You have my blessings (for what it's worth) not to text anyone.

Everyone else though is more concerned about the athritis in their fingers flaring up to type anything even remotely related to a proper excuse.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:52:11 PM EST
[#36]
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You could just leave your voicemail full like a normal person.
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No, fuck those assholes.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:54:17 PM EST
[#37]
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Or not set it up at all. Like it is now.

Because texting exists.
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If I want to leave a message why would I text? When I get a voice mail box not set up, I assume they are just losers.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:55:50 PM EST
[#38]
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I think they would rather curse you out with their voice, you know for effect.
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How can you be insulted by a guy who can't text?

It's like being insulted by a gay dude for not knowing how to suck dick.

No thank you. Please be gay elsewhere.

Much like the golden oldies in this thread got their panties in a twist after reading a proper PSA.

Either do better, or get old elsewhere. Don't preach how I should be eating tapioca pudding like you.

Just text and be happy.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 9:59:37 PM EST
[#39]
We need a poll: if people call you and leave a voicemail, do you
(A) listen to the voicemail before calling back?
(B) do not listen and just call back saying “I saw you called?”
Link Posted: 1/30/2019 5:37:42 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/30/2019 5:58:22 PM EST
[#41]
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I like that youngsters just want to text.

I don't text therefore I don't have to mess with them.
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It’s a two way street gramps!
Link Posted: 1/30/2019 6:00:27 PM EST
[#42]
If I post a sale ad that says IM or text only, then I expect IM. I won’t respond to email or phone calls. I’ve had quite a few pissy old people because they can’t comprehend that I don’t want to talk to them, nor am I desperate to sell. I’ll wait until I find someone that can follow directions. Some get REALLY mad
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 1:51:23 AM EST
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Bless your heart.

All the folks who had squat for cell service (but a working landline) after the last hurricane hit the coast probably agree with you.

I guess in your world people who live where texting, or using a cell phone at all, isn't possible, don't exist.

I have areas I drive across regularly where there is NO cell coverage/service, for 20-30 min, travelling at 55 MPH.
I guess the folks that live in those areas are just dumb for having a landline.
The "everybody is just like me, or they're a stupid" folks on here amaze me.
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Wait...... You have a landline?!?!?!!?!! Hooooooleeeeefukkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

The excuses have been funny to say the least, and the insults aren't really insults if that person can't text.

But you sir. OOOOffff! RIP.
You have my blessings (for what it's worth) not to text anyone.

Everyone else though is more concerned about the athritis in their fingers flaring up to type anything even remotely related to a proper excuse.
Bless your heart.

All the folks who had squat for cell service (but a working landline) after the last hurricane hit the coast probably agree with you.

I guess in your world people who live where texting, or using a cell phone at all, isn't possible, don't exist.

I have areas I drive across regularly where there is NO cell coverage/service, for 20-30 min, travelling at 55 MPH.
I guess the folks that live in those areas are just dumb for having a landline.
The "everybody is just like me, or they're a stupid" folks on here amaze me.
So did you use your computer to whip up that excuse?

Either text or leave it alone. No one needs to know you're afraid of tech. Or cares actually.

If you're poor then of course I feel bad for you. I'm also not getting any texts from you so why should I care?

What other excuses do you want to come up with?

Missing thumbs?

Either get good or be old elsewhere. Not an insult. A friendly reminder if you have trouble remembering things.
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 1:57:45 AM EST
[#44]
What is a text?

Clearly the OP will be forever young!  
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 7:36:11 AM EST
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So did you use your computer to whip up that excuse?

Either text or leave it alone. No one needs to know you're afraid of tech. Or cares actually.

If you're poor then of course I feel bad for you. I'm also not getting any texts from you so why should I care?

What other excuses do you want to come up with?

Missing thumbs?

Either get good or be old elsewhere. Not an insult. A friendly reminder if you have trouble remembering things.
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Wait...... You have a landline?!?!?!!?!! Hooooooleeeeefukkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

The excuses have been funny to say the least, and the insults aren't really insults if that person can't text.

But you sir. OOOOffff! RIP.
You have my blessings (for what it's worth) not to text anyone.

Everyone else though is more concerned about the athritis in their fingers flaring up to type anything even remotely related to a proper excuse.
Bless your heart.

All the folks who had squat for cell service (but a working landline) after the last hurricane hit the coast probably agree with you.

I guess in your world people who live where texting, or using a cell phone at all, isn't possible, don't exist.

I have areas I drive across regularly where there is NO cell coverage/service, for 20-30 min, travelling at 55 MPH.
I guess the folks that live in those areas are just dumb for having a landline.
The "everybody is just like me, or they're a stupid" folks on here amaze me.
So did you use your computer to whip up that excuse?

Either text or leave it alone. No one needs to know you're afraid of tech. Or cares actually.

If you're poor then of course I feel bad for you. I'm also not getting any texts from you so why should I care?

What other excuses do you want to come up with?

Missing thumbs?

Either get good or be old elsewhere. Not an insult. A friendly reminder if you have trouble remembering things.
Keep digging.  Its a slow day and I need some entertainment.
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 9:36:23 AM EST
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Keep digging.  Its a slow day and I need some entertainment.
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That's a cool looking gif you used there. It's also available in most texting apps as well.
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 9:41:01 AM EST
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I am not THAT old (40) and I have probably texted 10 times in my life.

If it is important enough for you to peck out on a phone, call and talk to me like an old man.
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Goldarn hot rods with their textin'.

23 skidoo!!!!
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 9:42:55 AM EST
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Why do you young fucks keep texting me about a job WHEN THE LISTING SAYS CALL FOR APPOINTMENT?!?!?

It’s because your generation thinks rules and norms don’t apply to them.

“Hey tell me about the job” via text is no fucking way to get hired by me or anyone I know.
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Nobody wants to work for you anyway.
Link Posted: 1/31/2019 9:45:19 AM EST
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Link Posted: 1/31/2019 9:49:08 AM EST
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Because we still have social skills and actually talk to people.
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Nailed it.
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