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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:04:53 PM EDT
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A man spent the first 30 years of his life walking on his hands instead of his feet because he was under the mistaken impression that this was easier, more efficient, and an overall better way to travel. Despite numerous attempts to get him to try walking on his feet by his friends and loved ones he was adamant that his way was the best way to get around.
He was afraid of changing even though it may make his life easier and better. Thankfully, those that cared about him persevered and were finally able to persuade him to walk on his feet. His life dramatically improved in ways he never even imagined. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:08:00 PM EDT
[#2]
I have observed that those who don’t wear shoes or at least socks in their house are 100-500 lbs overweight. They often complain about needing shoes that are EEE+ width and often have extreme body odor. Just my observations of course.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:08:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A man spent the first 30 years of his life walking on his hands instead of his feet because he was under the mistaken impression that this was easier, more efficient, and an overall better way to travel. Despite numerous attempts to get him to try walking on his feet by his friends and loved ones he was adamant that his way was the best way to get around. He was afraid of changing even though it may make his life easier and better. Thankfully, those that cared about him persevered and were finally able to persuade him to walk on his feet. His life dramatically improved in ways he never even imagined. God daum 14ers. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:08:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Carpet is what is disgusting. Hard floor surfaces and keep them clean. Small area rugs if you must, but yuck. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:08:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Agreed. I don’t wear pants in my house either. Why stop there go full on personal nudist colony 
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:09:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Coming out during pride month, I see. You can pirouette around your kitchen in your ballerina slippers, and I'll savagely stick to my sneakers, or whatever other footwear I have on.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:09:32 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have observed that those who don’t wear shoes or at least socks in their house are 100-500 lbs overweight. They often complain about needing shoes that are EEE+ width and often have extreme body odor. Just my observations of course. I’m 20 pounds underweight. Been trying to force myself extra calories. Fast metabolism is a bitch sometimes. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:10:35 PM EDT
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I don’t mind taking a gigantic dump in the gas station bathroom before coming over to wipe my feet on your rug.
But bring your house shoes to my house or leave your outside shoes at the door. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:14:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don’t mind taking a gigantic dump in the gas station bathroom before coming over to wipe my feet on your rug. But bring your house shoes to my house or leave your outside shoes at the door. God daum right. I like the cut of your jib. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:15:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Wear my inside-the-house-only Crocs ... really my best house shoes ever.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:15:20 PM EDT
[#11]
You don't have house shoes and outdoor shoes
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:25:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Agreed. I don't walk around barefoot anywhere either. I wake up in the morning, socks go on. They stay on until I go to sleep. Except for the shower of course. pretty much this. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:30:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Absolutely Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:  Filthy.Absolutely Absolutely. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:47:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sort of related, for those of us who don't wear shoes in the house: What do you guys like for shoes that you need to wear outside, but only for a couple of minutes? Like...to go to the mailbox, or take out the trash, or check up on the smoker on the patio? That kind of thing. And don't say Crocs. I want civilized answers, for gentlemen.  But yeah - something that slips on and off easily, looks nice, is well-made for the discerning man, and it well-suited to being worn outside in the yard for a for a bit - but not long enough that you'd lace up your boots.  Work boots. I keep them just inside the back door, but only if I'm in for the rest of the day. If I'm still going to do stuff outside, I leave them on. When it's for a short trip, like driving down to the trash can or mailbox, I don't tie them.  |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:50:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Since I started wearing shoes indoors I haven't broken any toes, so I have that going for me.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:53:29 PM EDT
[#16]
You don't even put much effort in anymore.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:53:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Indoor barefoot master race checking in! you should wear socks. the oils in your feet break down the fibers in your carpet and leads to increased wear. |
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Posted: 6/7/2023 10:56:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/7/2023 11:05:56 PM EDT
[#19]
I’ll bet you also have some extreme weird foot fetish thing too.
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Posted: 6/7/2023 11:07:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/7/2023 11:38:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: you should wear socks. the oils in your feet break down the fibers in your carpet and leads to increased wear. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Indoor barefoot master race checking in! you should wear socks. the oils in your feet break down the fibers in your carpet and leads to increased wear. Carpet is disgusting, get hardwood. Women also love hardwood, it improves their lives immensely. It's science. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 4:53:16 AM EDT
[#22]
OP, are you Turning Japanese? You're getting too upset; don't get The Vapors! (let's see how many people get the reference...
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:04:37 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @beitodesstrafe Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: IMarriedAnAsianWoman.thread I grew up in a "no shoes in the house" home. So it was an easy adaption. Lol. ... Take off your fucking shoes! |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:15:28 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have house shoes. Like a proper person. This. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:21:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol. My Grandfather hated jacks with a passion, and I can understand why. I can't thing of a worse toy to step on. Those spiky nylabone dog toys are worse. I've heard of people having to get surgery to repair that. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:38:08 AM EDT
[#26]
OPNI. How else can you work your toes into EVERY gun pic??
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:40:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OPNI. How else can you work your toes into EVERY gun pic?? https://i.postimg.cc/YSyM4SDW/E1-D9-F81-E-2217-453-B-AEB6-D8-D5-FDD4-C2-DD.jpg  Attached File |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:42:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Asian style house slippers, bitches! https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1WJykRXXXXXXCXFXXq6xXFXXXH/big-size-45-46-47-Japanese-mens-clogs-wooden-slippers-sandals-thick-soled-clogs-shoes-wood.jpg They are only for outside. If you want to be a boss in Japan, you need summer and winter indoor slippers for yourself and your family, and different slippers for guests. A seat near the front door and shoe horn is a sign of nobility, especially if its made or ivory or your enemies skull. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:44:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Next time a little prep is nice. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/289319/b5a24a36-3595-4268-9897-b8ec2abbaedf_png-2844013.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: OPNI. How else can you work your toes into EVERY gun pic?? https://i.postimg.cc/YSyM4SDW/E1-D9-F81-E-2217-453-B-AEB6-D8-D5-FDD4-C2-DD.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/289319/b5a24a36-3595-4268-9897-b8ec2abbaedf_png-2844013.JPG No need to cover my beautiful nails. Perfection! I did pumice the callouses caused from wearing shoes. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:44:53 AM EDT
[#30]
lol
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:46:16 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Filthy.Well if you cleaned your house on a regular basis, it wouldn't matter. I don't live in Japan so not impressed with their custom. I don't wear white socks either. That is so Parna. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:48:36 AM EDT
[#32]
LOL Nah... I've injured my feet way too many times barefoot. I LIKE wearing shoes in general.
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:49:53 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don’t mind taking a gigantic dump in the gas station bathroom before coming over to wipe my feet on your rug. But bring your house shoes to my house or leave your outside shoes at the door. Never use a gas station bathroom. Walmart has cleaner bathrooms. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:52:14 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryCame here for this. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 11:52:40 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't have house shoes and outdoor shoes I do. Everyone here has shoes or boots for out on the ranch. If I'm wearing my church shoes no. I leave them on until I get around to it. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:00:08 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: These threads always get the shoers acting uppity.  Why do you or the OP give a shit what I do in my own house? You don't get uppity when someone tries to tell you how to live your life? |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:04:14 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why do you or the OP give a shit what I do in my own house? You don't get uppity when someone tries to tell you how to live your life? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: These threads always get the shoers acting uppity. Why do you or the OP give a shit what I do in my own house? You don't get uppity when someone tries to tell you how to live your life? No, not when its strangers on the internet. But you do you and continue to live in a cesspool contaminated with every gross bit you step on outside. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:10:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No, not when its strangers on the internet. But you do you and continue to live in a cesspool contaminated with every gross bit you step on outside. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: These threads always get the shoers acting uppity. Why do you or the OP give a shit what I do in my own house? You don't get uppity when someone tries to tell you how to live your life? No, not when its strangers on the internet. But you do you and continue to live in a cesspool contaminated with every gross bit you step on outside. I will thank you. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:13:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I learned from Mr. Rogers. You change out of outdoor shoes to indoor shoes when you are inside. I prefer slippers. Which reminds me, I need to order a new pair. I remember growing up watching mr. rogers and thinking he was crazy because he would take off his shoes, then put them back on and walk around. |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:13:54 PM EDT
[#40]
Take my shoes off? You take your pants off, what the fuck.
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:16:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Agreed. I wear socks around the house.
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:16:54 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Take my shoes off? You take your pants off, what the fuck. 
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:17:59 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Take my shoes off? You take your pants off, what the fuck. 
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:36:04 PM EDT
[#44]
I just mowed my big ass front yard in my underwear. What does that make me?
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:38:41 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just mowed my big ass front yard in my underwear. What does that make me? Depends… How far is your home from an elementary school??? |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:45:17 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You see, they have these things called maids. They bring these contraptions called vacuum cleaners with them. That seems to solve any issues After every time the the dog goes outside? |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:46:07 PM EDT
[#47]
OP is correct, you have no idea what filthy crap you are tracking in your house.
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Posted: 6/8/2023 12:51:47 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: After every time the the dog goes outside? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You see, they have these things called maids. They bring these contraptions called vacuum cleaners with them. That seems to solve any issues After every time the the dog goes outside? https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/hxkkic/a_question_to_all_amarikajin_out_there_azumanga/ trust me watch it |
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Posted: 6/8/2023 1:03:19 PM EDT
[#49]
Yet probably have 4 shit eating dogs on their couch.
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Posted: 6/8/2023 1:07:23 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is correct, you have no idea what filthy crap you are tracking in your house. Sure, and since I have no idea what gets dragged in AND I never get sick, who gives a fuck? Fuck being a germaphobe. |
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