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Posted: 11/29/2023 8:43:54 PM EDT

[#1]

What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin on here?

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:44:04 PM EDT

[#2]

No single raindrop thinks it is responsible for the flood.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:47:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Let's get the hell outta here.

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:52:49 PM EDT

[#4]

Hot outside- I'm sweatin like a whore in church
Cold outside- it's colder than a stepmother's kiss/ brass toilet seat/ witches titty in a brass bra

Posted: 11/29/2023 8:54:43 PM EDT

[#5]

I've got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:16:52 PM EDT

[#6]

I swear, it was broken when I got here.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:17:26 PM EDT

[#7]

Horseshit!

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:18:38 PM EDT

[#8]

One I find myself saying so often to so many people making bad decisions:

Well, that's a choice....

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:19:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Groovy.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:22:53 PM EDT

[#10]

"You can't polish a turd." Even though the Mythbusters guys did manage to polish a specialized turd one time.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:25:28 PM EDT

[#11]

"It's bustases."

That means it's FUBAR.

Many yeas ago, I actually had to translate redneckanese to the company president when the driller was trying to describe what happened to the gears in a right angle box on a mobile drill rig.

Been saying it ever since.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:26:09 PM EDT

[#12]

Go die in a fire.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:27:42 PM EDT

[#13]

For me, it’s the mcchicken.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:27:45 PM EDT

[#14]

I thought getting old would take a lot longer than it has.

Suddenly, it was 60 years later.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:27:47 PM EDT

[#15]

I don't use it, but I get a kick out of the occasional use of Yeet around here.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:28:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Imagine this spoken by comely brunette in a sultry voice..

"I shaved for you"

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:28:48 PM EDT

[#17]

Sod off, ya bloody wanker!

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:30:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Fuck you you fucking fuck

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:30:50 PM EDT

[#19]

God's Holy Trousers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u533DFPE0_w

I don't say it, but I like it

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:32:58 PM EDT

[#20]

Sons of Bitches

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:33:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:34:42 PM EDT

[#22]

Worked with a guy who had a Crack whore wife when asked about her. He would say the bitch was sucking cock and smokin rock.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:38:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Because I decided.
Because someone decided.
I don't really work here.

Those usually cover most interactions at work.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:38:40 PM EDT

[#24]

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a a time.
Looks like monkeys fucking a football.
Wrong like two boys fucking.
Buncha slack jawed faggots around here.
You just made baby Jesus cry.
How’s that window taste?
Do your fucking job.
All cats are grey in the dark.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:39:06 PM EDT

[#25]

A favorite from Bragg, "Eat shit and die, leg"

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:41:44 PM EDT

[#26]

As sure as God's got sandals.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:42:40 PM EDT

[#27]

It's raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:44:58 PM EDT

[#28]

Fuck Off

NUTS !!

Fucked up like a soup sandwich

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:46:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Shittin' in tall cotton.

Heading for the high manzanitas.

Wait one cotton pickin' minute.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:51:16 PM EDT

[#30]

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

I wish I didn't have so many occasions to use it.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:55:35 PM EDT

[#31]

To the trained investigator, that's known as a clue.

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:58:09 PM EDT

[#32]

It is amazing what grown men will do to amuse themselves..

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:58:22 PM EDT

[#33]

“I’m sorry your honor “ has been used a lot lately

Posted: 11/29/2023 9:59:25 PM EDT

[#34]

Quote History

Quoted:That was fun. (Mike_ p )

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Posted: 11/29/2023 10:00:24 PM EDT

[#35]

Let’s go brandon!

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:02:00 PM EDT

[#36]

"Everything I know about that topic would fit, comfortably, in a bee's ass."

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:03:21 PM EDT

[#37]

Motherbitches.

Also “at last! The gods see fit to remove cock from fucking ass!”

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:03:58 PM EDT

[#38]

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Go fuck yourself

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This. It's all-purpose. It's versatile. It's timeless.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:04:38 PM EDT

[#39]

1st time I heard that one I laughed so hard I kicked a slat outta my crib.

Somebody else: How ya doin'
Me: Hangin' in there like a hair on a biscuit!

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:05:55 PM EDT

[#40]

Kiss my monkey ass

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:06:29 PM EDT

[#41]

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Sons of Bitches

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I'm more fond of the improper "Son of a bitches" version.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:08:32 PM EDT

[#42]

Lick my love pump.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:09:02 PM EDT

[#43]

Said my be most days at work... "I gotta stop coming to work sober."

Also..."That sumbitch/motherfucker's dumber'n a sack of hammers!"

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:10:14 PM EDT

[#44]

What did you think would happen ?

That’ll buff out .

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:11:21 PM EDT

[#45]

Ant head sandwich.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:12:12 PM EDT

[#46]

If you hear hoof beats think horses not zebras.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:12:23 PM EDT

[#47]

They hate us cause they ain't us.

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:13:12 PM EDT

[#48]

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Get fucked.

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Posted: 11/29/2023 10:13:14 PM EDT

[#49]

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Quoted:
Lick my love pump.

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I’ve always been partial to “suck me beautiful “

Posted: 11/29/2023 10:17:16 PM EDT

[#50]

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What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin on here?

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What in the cinnamon toast fuck are you talking about?

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