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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:05:15 AM EDT
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Jennifer Aniston's crazy dentist character in Horrible Bosses
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I could see that if you don’t mind bat-shit crazy.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:06:09 AM EDT
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Jeanne Goursaud as Thusnelda in "Barbarians".





Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:06:13 AM EDT
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We did this before and it was interesting some of the choices.


rules.  the most important rule is # 1.

1. you can pick any female actress you want, to be your new wife. but you cant say i want angelina jolie, you have to pick a character she played, for example say, i want angelina jolie, as tomb raider. you get that character and her good side and her bad side as well .


2. the character you pick will have the exact same looks they had in the movie, the same figure, same personality, same good decisions, or same bad decisions, same morals, or lack of them, etc, and they will never age, or change in any way..

3. however...  they will also have ALL OF THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS of that character that they had at the beginning of the movie.  so, if you pick angelina jolie as tomb raider... you WILL get a super hot, super rich women... but you also get all her problems. her independence, her drive, her adrenline addiction , her hobbies, her morals, her ethics, and all of the same enemies or friends she had in the movie. her looks and figure will last forever, but so will those same problems.  so, you pick tomb raider, your always going to have adventures that are filled with murderous bad guys trying to kill you n her for her discoveries. you pick the chick from " gone girl", you get a hot blonde... but shes always planning ways to frame you and get you convicted for her murder / rape or whatever. you pick julia roberts from pretty woman, you will get a pretty redheaded woman.. but you also get a whore / prostitute who wont stop whoring for money.


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*Only* the character as they are at the beginning? Because the most interesting ones are interesting because they had character development.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:09:07 AM EDT
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Palmer from Just Go With It.

Go ahead, google for pics :)
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:09:42 AM EDT
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Melanie Hamilton from GWtW.

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:11:22 AM EDT
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Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) . . .

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:12:14 AM EDT
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Easy decision, Sha'uri as played by Mili Avital in the Stargate movie.

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:13:58 AM EDT
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Lagertha
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:14:53 AM EDT
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Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke

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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:15:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:15:51 AM EDT
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I'm going with Gina Carano from Haywire.  Though it feels kind of like a black widow spider kind of thing.  She'll mate with me and then kill me.


Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:17:04 AM EDT
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I would start here:

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:18:39 AM EDT
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Natassia Malthe
Elektra

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:19:18 AM EDT
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Mad Men Joan
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:21:23 AM EDT
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Or:

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:21:33 AM EDT
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My wife could be her sister ;)

Choice #2 would be Linda Barrett from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:22:39 AM EDT
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Lagertha from The VIKINGS,  Katheryn Winnick.
I'd wrap her legs around my head and walk around with her like a feed bag.

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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:24:17 AM EDT
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Cocaine Pam from Archer
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:24:23 AM EDT
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The birthday cake girl from Under Siege.........................Erika Eliniak .
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:24:58 AM EDT
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"Deadpool" Morena Baccarin.  Lots of good choices here, but she's my choice and I'm sticking to her.  Or, I would stick to her, given half a chance.  We'd both be sticky, that's all I know.




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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:25:43 AM EDT
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Amber Gemstone
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I have no idea what it is about that girl but I've always found her very attractive.  The smile maybe???  I dunno.  She's not 'hot' or 'gorgeous' like some others but damn .... hard to explain.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:27:34 AM EDT
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Terri Sciavo in “The Terri Sciavo Story”.
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She’d swap you out for a different husband and you wouldn’t even know it.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:28:37 AM EDT
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Easy...Alice

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:29:48 AM EDT
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While she was insanely smoking hawt in that role, I think the whole evil, homicidal, crazy bitch thing might get old after awhile. Although as her lover one might not live to get any older...
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:30:00 AM EDT
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Loyal fun and quirky after they got married.

And she can play a flute pretty well.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:30:26 AM EDT
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Purely fantasy - A Southern Belle - Sela Ward

Even if she did go to the "rival" school in my state - I would yell "Roll Tide" if she asked me.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:30:44 AM EDT
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Ann Margret in Viva Las Vegas
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Trish for the Witcher 3.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:33:06 AM EDT
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The girl in my avatar would also be a great choice ;)
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:34:09 AM EDT
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Terri Sciavo in “The Terri Sciavo Story”.
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:34:45 AM EDT
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Easy decision, Sha'uri as played by Mili Avital in the Stargate movie.

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out of stargate id pick claudia black. im sure id regret it though, as her character while fun, sexy, with a sweet accent, was devious and sketchy as fuck.

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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:34:50 AM EDT
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3. however...  they will also have ALL OF THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS of that character that they had at the beginning


At the beginning she is a 7 year old child.



Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:35:03 AM EDT
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With all of the qualities & faults that her character has... is what you'll have to live with


She was a gold digger who dumped Belfort when shit went downhill.  Hot AF, but NOT someone who I'd like to spend my life with.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:37:32 AM EDT
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She was built to fuck back then.  Whoever could pull me out of her would be crowned King of England.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:38:34 AM EDT
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Jane Seymour - Solitaire - Live and Let Die

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There is something about an English accent...
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:39:18 AM EDT
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Winona!
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:40:11 AM EDT
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Because she's a "10"
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:40:17 AM EDT
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Two suicide notes in a pair of panty hose
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:40:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:41:52 AM EDT
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Garfield

Erin Gray from Buck Rodgers

Courtney Cox from thecearly 80S sitcom

College cheating chick from Full House
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:42:01 AM EDT
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Hmm, so many.

Probably Kaylee from Firefly, or Jennifer Keller from Stargate Atlantis. Same actress.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:43:25 AM EDT
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Brandy (Brittany Daniel) from Joe Dirt. She also has an identical twin sister.

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