Pick a female " character" that you would take for a wife, her looks will never change. - Page 4

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Pick a female " character" that you would take for a wife, her looks will never change. (Page 4 of 19)

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:43:35 AM EDT

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Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (the best movie gf of all time)

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Marisa Tomei in Wild Hogs

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Posted: 11/12/2020 11:44:37 AM EDT

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Vesper Lynd

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Noooo, she'll sell your ass out!

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:44:57 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2020 11:45:09 AM EDT

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kate mera / sarah fenn from shooter is another pic for me.

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Schwiinnnngggg!

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:45:29 AM EDT

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Probably Anna Kendrick as Janet Taylor in End of Watch, she didnt get a ton of screen time but came off super hot and fun.

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Oh hell yes.

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:48:23 AM EDT

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Barbara Eden I Dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie let's start with our own island... and harem... and toys...
With Jeannie you get EVERYTHING!!

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:48:50 AM EDT

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I see somebody picked coke pam. So i'm going with felix

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:49:49 AM EDT

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Is that Rocketman?

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:49:49 AM EDT

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Heather Graham

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:51:49 AM EDT

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Nicole Kidman / Dr Claire Lewicki in Days of Thunder

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Posted: 11/12/2020 11:52:42 AM EDT

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The chick with the 3 tits, total recall.

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3 tits yeah. But one needs to be on the back. You know - for slow dancing.

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:55:52 AM EDT

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Hazel.

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Posted: 11/12/2020 11:56:22 AM EDT

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With all of the qualities & faults that her character has... is what you'll have to live with

She was a gold digger who dumped Belfort when shit went downhill. Hot AF, but NOT someone who I'd like to spend my life with.

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With all of the qualities & faults that her character has... is what you'll have to live with

She was a gold digger who dumped Belfort when shit went downhill. Hot AF, but NOT someone who I'd like to spend my life with.

To be honest Jordan wasn't good husband material to her in WOWS, she didn't dump him for "shit" going downhill, the dude fucked all that up with the drugs, whores, illegal shit. Gold digger she may have been but I can work around that.

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:56:33 AM EDT

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Barbara Eden I Dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie let's start with our own island... and harem... and toys...
With Jeannie you get EVERYTHING!!

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Yes. You can't top this, under the stated criteria. It's the unbeatable choice.

Posted: 11/12/2020 11:58:54 AM EDT

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ETA: Shit I didn't read OP

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:01:05 PM EDT

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Julia Fox in Uncut Diamonds

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Posted: 11/12/2020 12:01:06 PM EDT

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Gal Gadot , Wonder Woman

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:03:06 PM EDT

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I would totally marry Betty Draper... but she'd have to quit smoking first.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:03:28 PM EDT

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Julie Swagger from the TV show Shooter

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:04:11 PM EDT

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Carrie Fisher from The Burbs

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Was kinda thinking Fisher from The Man With One Red Shoe, or Winslett from Titanic, just the right amount of 'squishy'.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:04:33 PM EDT

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So many good ones here....so I'll go with one not taken.

Ruby Roundhouse from Jumanji

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Posted: 11/12/2020 12:05:55 PM EDT

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Jamie Pressly in Joe Dirt.

I like em trashy

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:07:19 PM EDT

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Oh yea, I forgot about squishy Jennifer Connelly, from Carrer Opportunities, with a quick stop at the threading place in the mall

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:07:23 PM EDT

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Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke. Not the blown-up-like-a-tick version she is today.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:07:45 PM EDT

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While she was insanely smoking hawt in that role, I think the whole evil, homicidal, crazy bitch thing might get old after awhile. Although as her lover one might not live to get any older...

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While she was insanely smoking hawt in that role, I think the whole evil, homicidal, crazy bitch thing might get old after awhile. Although as her lover one might not live to get any older...

So, basically, my wife turned down a notch or two?

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:11:35 PM EDT

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shut her down, boys, this thread is done.

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Barbara Eden from I dream of genie.

shut her down, boys, this thread is done.

Oh hell yeah

its over boys

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:13:30 PM EDT

[#31]

Mia from Yellowstone.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:13:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/12/2020 12:15:11 PM EDT

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The mechanic from Firefly.

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This. So much this.

Alternatively, Foxy Brown.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:15:29 PM EDT

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The OG Buffy....

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:15:50 PM EDT

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shut her down, boys, this thread is done.

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This.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:16:10 PM EDT

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My avatar

Viper (Lee-Anne Liebenberg) from Doomsday. She likes to cook.

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:16:39 PM EDT

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Kate Beckinsale - Underworld

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Mine too

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:16:41 PM EDT

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Hes right you know . Edit : with Genie you can have threesomes or whatever really with every chick listed thus far and the fun would never end , if I understood the rules correctly.

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Barbara Eden from I dream of genie.

shut her down, boys, this thread is done.

Hes right you know . Edit : with Genie you can have threesomes or whatever really with every chick listed thus far and the fun would never end , if I understood the rules correctly.

Wouldn’t happen.

Why do people forget how jealous Jeannie was?

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:18:37 PM EDT

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So many good ones here....so I'll go with one not taken.

Ruby Roundhouse from Jumanji

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She was a feminazi in that movie

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:19:31 PM EDT

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The OG Buffy....

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Id take the SMG buffy too

Posted: 11/12/2020 12:19:34 PM EDT

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Mine too

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Kate Beckinsale - Underworld

Mine too

A worthy choice, but so common that variety is needed.

I'll cheat and say Miranda Lawson from ME3 (aka post-ME2 character development), or Bastila Shan from KOTOR2 (aka post-KOTOR1 character development). What can I say? Defrosting Ice Queens are attractive.

If that cheat doesn't work.... Audrey Horn from Twin Peaks.