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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:03 PM EDT
[#1]
When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Drink more water
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Hydrate, dude.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? Probably one to two weeks. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:22:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Urgent care.
But I'm glad you thought to post here first 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:24:09 PM EDT
[#7]
No visible blood?
Doesn't mean there isn't any. Dr. time. My Dr. Is walking distance from my house. I peed blood once and ran out the door with my prick in my hand straight to the office. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:24:18 PM EDT
[#8]
Oklahoma?
Hoof and Mouth disease I'm guessing. That cow said "moo" but her eyes said "yes". |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:24:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Yikes...
Well, something about cranberry juice (or not....the less you pee the better I guess. So no beer or coffee). Also heard you can pee in a warm bathtub. Sounds like a lot of work to, so maybe stick your dick in a bucket of hot(ish) water when you pee? You got the clap? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:24:37 PM EDT
[#10]
I thought OK girls were clean.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:25:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Slow clap
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:26:27 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Slow clap That'd do it. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:26:58 PM EDT
[#13]
painters radio was radioactive
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:27:34 PM EDT
[#14]
If it was more than one micturation when pain was felt, it's probably an infection.
If it only happened once, don't get detergent/soap/surfactants in your dickhole. (Spermicides like Noxynol-9 are detergents, and never again will I use a spermicide coated condom) |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:27:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:29:46 PM EDT
[#16]
This one has potential.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:30:00 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Urgent care. But I'm glad you thought to post here first And make sure it’s an actual Urgent Care and not one of those that identify as and charge like a ER |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:30:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:31:14 PM EDT
[#19]
Do you have to pee and nothing comes out?
Are you urinating frequently? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:32:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Da drippy d*ck w/razor blades is a sho sign of veedee. The US Army took it seriously as it could be a means of avoiding combat.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:32:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Jesus, all I drink is vodka and burbon, I've never pissed razors
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:33:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:33:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know....
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:34:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Nancy Pelosi clappin' back at ya?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:36:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Good luck with your STD OP.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:37:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Tagging this shit!!
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:37:26 PM EDT
[#27]
Sounds like a sure sign of rabies. Sorry bud.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:38:35 PM EDT
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You got the clap bro. Penicillin will clear that shit right on up.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know.... You should have gone to the ER sooner. (see what I did there?  )
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:24 PM EDT
[#30]
 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:35 PM EDT
[#31]
They’re going to have to amputate your pee pee.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:41 PM EDT
[#32]
Do you tuck your jeans into your cowboy boots?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:39:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tagging this shit!! That's what got op in trouble. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:40:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Regular pee is coming out no blood but burns like hell. Screw this Im going to pony up and go to ER. Ill let you know.... 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:40:55 PM EDT
[#36]
Have you considered not raw dogging cheap hookers?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:41:24 PM EDT
[#37]
Did you fuck a goose?
You fucked a goose didn't you? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:41:36 PM EDT
[#38]
Sounds like UTI
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:43:40 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should have gone to the ER sooner. (see what I did there? )
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:46:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:46:22 PM EDT
[#41]
You know 'blowjob' is just an expression, right? She's supposed to suck.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:46:29 PM EDT
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LOL
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:46:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Bull head clap. A stump and mallet are the answers you seek.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:47:26 PM EDT
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https://youtu.be/ZmbxinvLONE
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:49:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:49:29 PM EDT
[#46]
You're gonna have to get rodded off the range.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:50:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Sounds like the rhea. Was she hot?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:51:56 PM EDT
[#48]
If you are not discharging anything, not sure...
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:52:33 PM EDT
[#49]
Hunter, is that you?
Been raw dogging strippers again eh? |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 8:52:39 PM EDT
[#50]
Pm a mod a pic..they are dick experts
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