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UTI probably
Possibly the herpatitis or if op has been raw dogging guys then the deadly ghonasyphallmiddia |
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Jimmy Dougan should have signed your baseball when you were a kid
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Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? |
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A stiff round of antibiotics will sort it out.
Wear a hat when testing unknown waters, somethings don’t wash off. |
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Man, I remember way back when after my divorce and the nights of slamming randoms from dive bars, thinking “condoms fucking suck”. But then I read something like the OP and thank God I wasn’t an idiot sticking it in unprotected.
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You could have jerk it too hard or too many times today and have a tear on your pee hole, that'll burn....or so I'm told.
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Er? Shit, in my day you just waited untill you needed antibiotics for something else and called it good.
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Obvious urinary tract infection.
It can come from sticking your peepee in dirty places op |
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Peter Rooter |
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Quoted: You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls. You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. Further pussification of America. Shame. |
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came here hoping to find a music video of one of my favorite bands...
left very.....very dissapoint |
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Quoted: What could it be doctor is closed? Chlamydia? Gonorrhea? Im on fire. View Quote When did the symptoms first present? |
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Quoted: Further pussification of America. Shame. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Easiest way to get rid of the clap is to spray aluminum foil with oven cleaner and quickly wrap the foil around your cock and balls. You have to do that twice now because they changed the formulation of the oven cleaner. Further pussification of America. Shame. Generous applications of Icy Hot work better. |
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Quoted: came here hoping to find a music video of one of my favorite bands... left very.....very dissapoint View Quote Never heard of those guys. Thanks!! Quoted: Generous applications of Icy Hot work better. View Quote But you have to make sure you get enough in the urethra to make it effective. |
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Ever had an 8" wooden cotton swab ram rod your dickhole? If you say "No", I'll be willing to guess that you won't give the same answer tomorrow.
Don't stick things in your pee hole. Enjoy! |
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Clap On Clap Off The Clapper (1984) |
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Does amoxicillin work, you know when it burns when your fishes pee?
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Quoted: That's what OP did. Edit: Seemz I wasn't the first hitting this, also like OP. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Tagging this shit!! Edit: Seemz I wasn't the first hitting this, also like OP. OP was 27 pages further back in line than you though |
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Hydrate
STD? Kidney stone? You'd likely have felt this long before it hit your peepee tho. UTI? I think men can get these albeit it's rare |
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Cast Down the Plague |
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i swore I had something once but all tests came back negative, still sucked. Get some azo tablets
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Put your willy up on the kitchen counter and give it a good slap. If anything comes out, you got the clap.
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Who else has been stationed in a faraway place with only one english-speaking TV station run by the DoD?
Flashback Friday: The Ad Council - VD is for Everybody |
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Passing the stone?
If so, drink lots of water, stand and pee as hard as you can! ooops, I see already mentioned. |
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Kidney stone?
Had a couple that past on their own. Hurts luck fuck. Two in 62 years I'm not complaining. |
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