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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:28:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you thought that COVID swab was long . . . . Fkers in PI used to run a wire loop through a bunsen burner then in and out, ok, now go pee in bottled. Sadistic bastards |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:34:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Feel better OP.
Painful pee is freaking awful. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:43:57 PM EDT
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Id drink a couple glasses of water and take a hot shower before dropping the $ on an ER visit. Could be a sugary drink causing it. Might save you a few bucks and the embarrassment to tell a stranger your dick is on fire.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 10:56:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When did the symptoms first present? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What could it be doctor is closed? Chlamydia? Gonorrhea? Im on fire. When did the symptoms first present? When he peed. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:04:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:06:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably one to two weeks.  Yup. The clap or chlamydia. That fix for that is easy - a prescription. If she was some skank you don't know or with a sketch history, the shitty part is gonna be waiting whatever length of time to get a hiv test, and then the knot in your stomach and clenched asshole waiting for the results. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:10:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:16:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol FPNI Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: When was the last time you banged a chick without a rubber? Lol FPNI And not answered. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:18:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I peed blood once and ran out the door with my prick in my hand straight to the office. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:18:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I thought OK girls were clean.  Yeah sure - clean. Fuck, they are almost as bad as Alaskan bar flies. Or so I hear. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:18:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Surely op will return.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:19:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Drink more water But it's the pissing that hurts. |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:20:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Neisseria gonorrhoeae?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:23:05 PM EDT
[#14]
OP died of v.d.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:25:33 PM EDT
[#15]
World's first case of penile covid confirmed.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:26:42 PM EDT
[#16]
 I've Got The Clap (Official Music Video) |
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:28:09 PM EDT
[#17]
You're going to the ER for the clap? Fucking nut up dude.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:29:27 PM EDT
[#18]
I experienced that once before...
Was she a brunette? 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:30:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:30:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're going to the ER for the clap? Fucking nut up dude.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:30:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Is this a Rona mutation that the media has been trying to get us to believe is out there?
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:33:16 PM EDT
[#22]
VD is an occupational hazard of bullfighters and professional soldiers. I never fought a bull. Thankfully it clears up pretty quickly. And she was the best fuck I had in Vietnam. Money will get you pussy and pussy will get your money.
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:36:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:44:18 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryPete knocks on wood as he types this 
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Posted: 11/18/2020 11:46:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:14:11 AM EDT
[#26]
 AC/DC - The Jack (Live At River Plate, December 2009) |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:34:48 AM EDT
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Op is dehydrated
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:36:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Op is dehydrated Actually I'm fairly confident he has chlamydia |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:39:19 AM EDT
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Last time you fapped with soap or hand lotion with fragrant?
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:41:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably one to two weeks. BOOM STD YOU HAVE |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:42:29 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Last time you fapped with soap or hand lotion with fragrant? Fair question |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:44:10 AM EDT
[#32]
I had something insulting yet clever to post here but I forgot it.
Get better, OP.
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:44:41 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this a Rona mutation that the media has been trying to get us to believe is out there? If he dies, the symptoms get added to the list. |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:44:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Actually I'm fairly confident he has chlamydia Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Op is dehydrated Actually I'm fairly confident he has chlamydia That's between you two. |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:46:33 AM EDT
[#35]
If you haven't been barebacking hookers, it's your prostate.
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:46:53 AM EDT
[#36]
She was really fat
really ugly  GG Allin - Needle up my cock (hated in the nation) |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:52:22 AM EDT
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Not a doctor but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn some time ago.
My diagnosis is you are experiencing the first signs of your dick eventually falling off. |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 12:55:50 AM EDT
[#38]
UTI?
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Posted: 11/19/2020 1:16:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Id drink a couple glasses of water and take a hot shower before dropping the $ on an ER visit. Could be a sugary drink causing it. Might save you a few bucks and the embarrassment to tell a stranger your dick is on fire. I drank an entire bottle of Aftershock in my younger and mildly dumber days. It felt like was pissing razors and fire. My dick felt like it had a broadhead run through it for a couple of days. |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 2:40:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2020 2:52:49 AM EDT
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Dr. Murphy may have some useful information.
 Eddie murphy - STIs |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 3:18:23 AM EDT
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Safe thread?
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Posted: 11/19/2020 3:27:51 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Doc Roe says you need to drink more water... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/254303/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_5mu0g1370s8w-1690521.JPG |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 4:14:56 AM EDT
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Update?
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Posted: 11/19/2020 4:27:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Update? They had to amputate 
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Posted: 11/19/2020 7:21:53 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They had to amputate But he'll get to keep it as a keychain. |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 7:25:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2020 7:26:52 AM EDT
[#48]
z-pack 1000mg now
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Posted: 11/19/2020 7:28:57 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably one to two weeks. Yep, the timing is just about perfect for some new STI (sexually transmitted disease). I would see a doctor or before it gets worse.. If you have any discharge, the doctor may want a sample of it so they know exactly which antibiotic to prescribe, or how much of your penis they need to amputate (just kidding about the amputation), |
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Posted: 11/19/2020 7:37:24 AM EDT
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Alright its 5:30am and I just got home. Fucking covid makes the ER almost impossible. But I got through it. Its a bad bladder infection. Doc gave me a cortisone shot and antibiotics. Hopefully feel better by this evening. I was worried though because I hooked up with a girl I didn't know weekend before last. Anyways I haven't slept so Im off to bed.
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