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Posted: 12/16/2020 1:07:08 AM EDT
[#1]
Slopping the wild pettigrews.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 1:09:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Emerging from the bathoscaph, erect and ready to chug vitamin C enriched feathers with Martin Sheen.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 1:18:43 AM EDT
[#3]
Pickle sniffing as an olympic sport.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 1:19:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Slapping the supercilious breem.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 1:20:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Tackle busting bluegill arrests.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:52:12 AM EDT
[#6]
Catfishing Jimmy Houston's outhouse
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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:52:57 AM EDT
[#7]
Lock and Dam 18 and life to go
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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:53:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Wagoner county wagon wheels
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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:54:01 AM EDT
[#9]
I got 77 counties and my bitch ain't one of them
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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:54:56 AM EDT
[#10]
All my exes live in lake Texhoma
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Posted: 12/16/2020 5:34:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Gorgonzola gargoyles with knitting needles up their asses.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 5:35:13 AM EDT
[#12]
Randy bees raping dummy drums.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 5:36:33 AM EDT
[#13]
Squeezing baby oil out of babies.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 5:37:19 AM EDT
[#14]
Kia gocarts on the hershey highway.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 5:38:17 AM EDT
[#15]
Oversized kiwis causing blunderbus blooeys.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:49:14 AM EDT
[#16]
coat whispering toad sniffer
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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:51:05 AM EDT
[#17]
bumpy holed neck burgers
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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:51:52 AM EDT
[#18]
spare tired wondering lights of dim
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:07:03 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All my exes live in lake Texhoma 
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:07:48 AM EDT
[#20]
Branding foster puppies
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:17:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Drifting into stupidity.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:17:54 AM EDT
[#22]
Looking back fondly on the several times that your knees caught fire.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:21:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Feeling guilty about the mess you left in the Betsy Ross puppet at school.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:22:27 AM EDT
[#24]
Registered hair owner.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:24:21 AM EDT
[#25]
Attending all of your daughter's school functions as a mime.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:27:47 AM EDT
[#26]
Binge watching Father Time's left over oatmeal.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:28:49 AM EDT
[#27]
Re-discovering your belly button in a new erotic sense.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:29:38 AM EDT
[#28]
Foaming at the legs.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:30:23 AM EDT
[#29]
Sampling leper drippings.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:34:08 AM EDT
[#30]
Light bulbs and dumplings.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:34:53 AM EDT
[#31]
Dancing with the kitty on the roof of your mouth.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:36:02 AM EDT
[#32]
Prong flinging stupermeister.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:36:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Pleased to find your lost furniture in your dishwasher.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:37:13 AM EDT
[#34]
Sunday dinner of idiot drool and spastic parasites.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:38:35 AM EDT
[#35]
Recording your child's growth before having it surgically removed.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:40:24 AM EDT
[#36]
Climbing out of poverty using polyvectoring sunshine and primate diphtheria.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:41:58 AM EDT
[#37]
Engaging warp drive in your oven leaves you with a warped pizza.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:43:19 AM EDT
[#38]
Time traveling in Urkel's panties.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:44:36 AM EDT
[#39]
Overdosing on laxative gave Karen diarrhea of the mouth.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:45:43 AM EDT
[#40]
The Box 'o Tooth
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:47:11 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Looking back fondly on the several times that your knees caught fire. Lmao 
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:48:30 AM EDT
[#42]
karen van dam leap sliding into the catchers position
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:51:08 AM EDT
[#43]
Blackmailing whales who mysteriously grew beaks.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:51:33 AM EDT
[#44]
Hysterically wrenching, Doyle sniffed Linda Beaupoone
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:52:47 AM EDT
[#45]
port side pimples catch heat in the musty ice fields
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:53:03 AM EDT
[#46]
Band manager Randy's excrement prophecy.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:53:54 AM EDT
[#47]
Heated water socks filled with crunch scowl at the midnight rooster
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:54:28 AM EDT
[#48]
Up before dawn, preparing yourself for a long day of checking your motorcycle traps.
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:55:47 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Feeling guilty about the mess you left in the Betsy Ross puppet at school. @tooBeaucoup I thought you'd like this one. Seems like something Billy would do. A load puppet. |
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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:57:40 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @tooBeaucoup I thought you'd like this one. Seems like something Billy would do. A load puppet. At least it sounds like it’s a female ladydoll.
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