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Posted: 12/16/2020 11:58:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 12:00:54 PM EDT

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The SilkyCow_Ladydude does the tex-arkana wahoozie

Posted: 12/16/2020 12:02:04 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 12/16/2020 12:02:40 PM EDT

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Placing mines on the path that the cute little donkeys use.

Posted: 12/16/2020 12:06:13 PM EDT

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Hiding your rectal thermometer collection from the IRS.

Posted: 12/16/2020 12:07:46 PM EDT

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Attaching silly looking Dumbo ears to Burt's bees.

Posted: 12/16/2020 2:28:13 PM EDT

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Aiming the lactating culprits at the freezer goblins.

Posted: 12/16/2020 2:30:01 PM EDT

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Blowing your nose for the symphonic irascibility.

Posted: 12/16/2020 2:32:02 PM EDT

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Filching the panties of the sierra madre.

Posted: 12/16/2020 3:14:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 4:38:04 PM EDT

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Soul smearing farts.

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:34:14 PM EDT

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Relieved, yet embarrassed to find your lost mouth, in the cadaver's rectum.

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:41:24 PM EDT

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Crying as you shop your last time at Vomit-Mart's going out of business sale.

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:48:24 PM EDT

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Sailing the seas of fleas

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:49:42 PM EDT

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Malinda and the Missouri Loadhounds quietly ponder rhinestones

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:49:46 PM EDT

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Wrecking your snail glider on it's first swim.

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:51:47 PM EDT

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Clint Beastwood branded sandal steaks

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:53:37 PM EDT

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hearing impaired rectologist breath

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:54:47 PM EDT

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lice infused sockeye spines

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:57:06 PM EDT

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Clint Breastwood would've been funnier.

I Feel Like Glint Eastwood ??????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fasbw9a9bPM

I feel like Glint Eastwood

Posted: 12/16/2020 6:58:56 PM EDT

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Cerulean blue shark wrenches

Posted: 12/16/2020 7:00:02 PM EDT

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Clint Breastwood would've been funnier.

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I feel like Glint Eastwood

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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:00:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:07:06 PM EDT

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Tier one prosthetic tuna tonsils

Posted: 12/16/2020 7:08:45 PM EDT

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OP: How do you get 77,000 posts in 3 years???
Posting here ain't that important.

Posted: 12/16/2020 7:14:54 PM EDT

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Those are rookie numbers son, shit!

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Posted: 12/16/2020 7:24:31 PM EDT

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If only you knew.

And this.
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/8000-Make-Friends-Patriots-Lovers-of-Freedom-and-the-USA-Welcome-FJB-/5-2043663/

Posted: 12/16/2020 8:49:10 PM EDT

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Painting saddles on sleeping birds.

Posted: 12/16/2020 8:54:37 PM EDT

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Highlighting the cuss words in the Bible.

Posted: 12/16/2020 8:59:57 PM EDT

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Witchitonian Whistling Warthogs Who Walk With Whorses

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:03:33 PM EDT

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Skinning a giraffe and finding a layer of muppet skin underneath.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:04:25 PM EDT

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Talking about riffin? Y'all experts? Y'all know about riffin? I'd like to hear about it, mouthlicers.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:04:57 PM EDT

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Explaining the history of your lips to your feet.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:08:34 PM EDT

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Undigested Ghost Dog traveling through greasy zipper fields

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:10:36 PM EDT

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Leading the kings shittiest troops into the enemas territory.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:11:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 9:12:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 9:19:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 9:25:06 PM EDT

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I wanted to see exotic GD... the crown jewel of Arfcom. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an online culture... and post with them. I wanted to be the first KD drinker on my block to get a confirmed riff with OP.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:40:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2020 9:41:35 PM EDT

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Catching salmonella from your backyard water coloring.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:43:07 PM EDT

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Eating @ScagDriver 's boneless apricot ear collection.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:44:18 PM EDT

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The ancient skull smiled violently, triggering a bowel movement.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:45:18 PM EDT

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The sad skull sat alone, weeping and silently passing gas.

Posted: 12/16/2020 9:45:58 PM EDT

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Milking your wife's attention span.

Posted: 12/16/2020 10:37:00 PM EDT

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Hoping to get laid, you attempt the "hyena glide" on your algebra teacher.

Posted: 12/16/2020 11:00:07 PM EDT

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Dear Santa,

I want overseas and lamp.

Jimmy Fagg

Posted: 12/16/2020 11:25:26 PM EDT

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Deer House.

The Thing scared the ticket agent. Mr Bones is afrade of tunnel.

Sined, yoor frends.

Posted: 12/16/2020 11:26:55 PM EDT

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Dear Mister at lunch.

I put my larva eggs into your sanwich when you went on pee.

Sinned, Bugmouth.

Posted: 12/16/2020 11:27:24 PM EDT

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Sinned Bugmouth!

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