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Posted: 12/21/2020 6:14:08 PM EDT
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Abercrombie and Friday night is the first time that you can feel like Glint Eastwood
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Posted: 12/21/2020 7:29:55 PM EDT
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Appearing on the Zola Levitt show drunk, pants peed and farting loudly.
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Posted: 12/21/2020 8:30:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Julio flavored lice thongs lol 
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Posted: 12/21/2020 10:57:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Grumbling grunters, grunting grumbingly grunts and little ploops - like raindrops plooping.
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Posted: 12/21/2020 10:58:59 PM EDT
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Cassavetes claims civets cloned the clams.
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:00:52 PM EDT
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Bumbling bumblers brazenly barking at barristers.
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:04:02 PM EDT
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Hooking harpies hustling happy hippies.
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:22:39 PM EDT
[#8]
civet cat creeping on clever kitties
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:23:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Force multiplying felch factor
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:24:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Stretching the bag of billem dafag
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:26:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Teaching the babysitter how to change out the clitty litter
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:30:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Santa's claw stipend
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:43:10 PM EDT
[#13]
What is popintip? Google returns nothing except this thread
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:46:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is popintip? Google returns nothing except this thread Somebody drunk posted a few weeks ago a gibberish thread title that asked about the next popintip. It was something about who would be sworn in as the next president. |
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Posted: 12/21/2020 11:48:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:05:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is popintip? Google returns nothing except this thread |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:07:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Clitty Kitty gets shitty but not witty when asked to show her titties. Pitty.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:08:46 AM EDT
[#18]
Dead robot society
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:18:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clitty Kitty gets shitty but not witty when asked to show her titties. Pitty. nice. very nice. |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:32:46 AM EDT
[#20]
Pumping thick elf.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:37:59 AM EDT
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Flicking skunk feces at the faster pedestrians.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:38:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pumping thick elf.  |
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:41:11 AM EDT
[#23]
The crime was infinitely more brutal due to the candied slime mold, the cribbage britches, and the mongoloid hermaphrodites.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:43:11 AM EDT
[#24]
Cabbage pants kids stirring pills of tenderloin and Faust eyebrows.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:44:44 AM EDT
[#25]
Brewing headboards has been replaced with trumpeting cornpops.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:46:16 AM EDT
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Squirting mollusks spin freely about the mytoplastimic quandary.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:46:17 AM EDT
[#27]
Signature series calcium supplements
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:47:11 AM EDT
[#28]
Strike anywhere dog heads.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:47:45 AM EDT
[#29]
Poisoned hopscotch
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:48:20 AM EDT
[#30]
Trapped out back in the popsicle trench.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:07:34 PM EDT
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Culling the wineberry shoehorns.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:09:22 PM EDT
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Using rats full of enema fluid as squirt guns.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 12:11:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Window lickers licking windows and getting spur rowel tracks on their gums.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 1:15:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Burrito sleeve
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Posted: 12/22/2020 1:23:06 PM EDT
[#35]
Snail sails drifting in the moonshine jar.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 1:36:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Rotten Randy exposed the skippy jar by bending over to pick up two bits.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 1:44:03 PM EDT
[#37]
Multi generational dung peddlers enjoying samples of their own product
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Posted: 12/22/2020 2:20:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Teaching blind people to hear.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 8:57:55 PM EDT
[#39]
Turbating on the mast of the captains mystery ship
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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:15:24 PM EDT
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Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout riffing, a postwhorse got to pull whorsing out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Whorse. Whorse. Let me tell you something once and for all. Whorsing was good, but compared to Riffing, Post Whorsing ain't shit.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:41:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Jurassic 5 riffing on turbated dinosaur home movies
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:42:39 PM EDT
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Hiding your throbbing eggnog from granny.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:45:44 PM EDT
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Granny hiding from your thrombosed hemmoroid
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:49:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:57:01 PM EDT
[#45]
Upsy-daisy ya daggone lazy, the firetruck is pulling your putrid pestilence and scrabble tiles.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:59:46 PM EDT
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When you order a big bowl of Reese's Puffs cereal and the $2-$500 type waitress brings you Lice Crispies instead
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Posted: 12/22/2020 10:59:53 PM EDT
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It's a long way to Tipperary but the rathskeller whores carry digitherm transducers between their toes....the goddamn ho's.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 11:02:38 PM EDT
[#48]
Crickets bark, the quibbling sconces dark, and cucumbers make great pets.
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Posted: 12/22/2020 11:05:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Moonlight skeletons donning leathery sheaths and tumbling like loaded dice down the banks of the Missouri river
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Posted: 12/22/2020 11:29:17 PM EDT
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Mesmerizing melodies of Mendelssohn's messershmitt machine gun concerto in E minor
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