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Link Posted: 12/23/2020 12:01:36 AM EDT
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The gastrointestinally challenged philharmonic flutest tooted the horn
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 12:33:30 AM EDT
[#2]
Pencil galloping across the night sky.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 12:46:11 AM EDT
[#3]
Quenching the wilding rotibulators.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 12:47:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Queasy is easy for scrimshawed wire looms.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 12:48:31 AM EDT
[#5]
Autorotational favorites with chorale group feces.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:25:40 AM EDT
[#6]
Mesmerizing saline pouches.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:32:10 AM EDT
[#7]
That great feeling of hats.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 2:44:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Idyllic marriages interrupted by festering ringworm lesions
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 2:44:54 AM EDT
[#9]
Salacious sluts shooting up at the saloon
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 2:46:03 AM EDT
[#10]
Sixty-nine moldspores tied in a knot
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 2:48:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Backscratching beaucoup billy's jelly filled belly
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 2:49:29 AM EDT
[#12]
Mischievous midgets that you don't dare to mention
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 4:46:13 AM EDT
[#13]
Cantankerous crustaceans committing libel and elephant trunkage.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 4:47:00 AM EDT
[#14]
I see a red door and the joo jumped over the moon.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 4:48:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Karma mandating rubber-men jilting forgiving salacious sluts. Solemnly. Seriously.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 4:50:00 AM EDT
[#16]
Hedgehogs for Jesus.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:26:18 AM EDT
[#17]
guess we know now how to get your post count up to 77k
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:27:18 AM EDT
[#18]
Farts with oily discharge
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:34:59 AM EDT
[#19]
I'm at the point where I just don't purple.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:42:23 AM EDT
[#20]
unsharpening pencils while visiting the clown museum in Derry, Maine.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:45:26 AM EDT
[#21]
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Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:46:43 AM EDT
[#22]
Embarrassed that you achieved an erection while dissecting an elephant trunk.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:46:59 AM EDT
[#23]
With the lices in, Ray Finkle performed the post cunt punt.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:47:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2020 10:52:13 AM EDT
[#25]
At around 9th grade, you finally lose count of the number of dog treats you have hidden in your home room classes since kindergarten.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:16:01 PM EDT
[#26]
Shampoo made from diaper leakage and lies.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:17:28 PM EDT
[#27]
Finklestien's scrubbing bubbles plague chickens and owls.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:17:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Grilled sourdough site resources.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:18:10 PM EDT
[#29]
An assorted allotment of scabs and sores.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:19:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Line dancing to the electric chair with your guards.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:19:17 PM EDT
[#31]
Replacing watermelon with carnegie mellon.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:20:12 PM EDT
[#32]
Spilling your juice box at the Vatican and getting condemned by the pope.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:20:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Breathing cumquats underwater.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:22:49 PM EDT
[#34]
Applying moisturizer to your website.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:22:59 PM EDT
[#35]
Uncle Remus tending to the scribbling cheese curds and oreo physics.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:24:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Blasting cap memories and clown murders.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:24:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Disproving the safety of safety pins by jamming them in your eye.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:25:35 PM EDT
[#38]
Catahoula clown kitties on dope.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 1:52:32 PM EDT
[#39]
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Link Posted: 12/23/2020 5:19:25 PM EDT
[#40]
The dots are where I saw little white Yoakum pooping. Mess dots.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 5:46:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Running interference for the covert marmalade milkers
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 6:42:37 PM EDT
[#42]
Mostly peaceful masks.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:42:06 PM EDT
[#43]
Mostly unsmelly whiskered catlice
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:43:12 PM EDT
[#44]
cross mounted tuna wrap with whisker catlice and overscoped magnification
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:48:11 PM EDT
[#45]
S. Farkused yellow-eyed thundercats on the liceway to smell
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 7:54:43 PM EDT
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Scott Farkus' demon panties and snek pasta bowls.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 8:05:40 PM EDT
[#47]
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Link Posted: 12/23/2020 8:24:03 PM EDT
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Scott Farkus' demon panties and snek pasta bowls.




It's a thing.






In Missouri.
Link Posted: 12/23/2020 11:59:05 PM EDT
[#49]
Slightly moist scrotal sacks sandwiched between moldy minty muffins
Link Posted: 12/24/2020 12:31:21 AM EDT
[#50]
Improbable deer picnics
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