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Tight little orifices squeezing perfunctory peasant pleasure probes.
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It came upon a midnight clear...and they had to mop it all up.
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I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god! Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit...
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-Karen: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of Kentucky Deluxe and God knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
-William Beaupoon: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!” |
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Quoted: -Karen: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of Kentucky Deluxe and God knows what else. You're an ecological menace! -William Beaupoon: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!” View Quote Attached File |
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Silk stockings placed by the chimney with care. In hopes that St. Beaupoon soon would be there. With Karen in her knickers and I in my silk smoking jacket, we settled in with some Kentuky Deluxe for a long winter fap...
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. It was a drunk, stoned and horny Beaupoon, covered in fecal matter...
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T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a louce.
Hope you riffin mother scratchers have a Merry Christmas |
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When to what did my wondering eyes did appear, twas a phage little dummy and 8 ladyboy kweers...
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Down through the chimney he arrived like a flash, and filled all our load stockings with his best beaupoon stash...
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And I heard him exclaim as he disappeared in the night,
Merry Christmas you kweers and to all a good night! Wishing all you brothers a great Christmas and Happy New Year. Peace, Silky |
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Quoted: Christmas Eve, solem, reverent. We watch Die Hard...because nothing says 'Christmas' like Hans Gruber falling to his death from Nakatomi Tower. Ho, Ho, Ho!!! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fb/41/84/fb418442f389c443a5570141c96dbb07.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! View Quote Merry Christmas. Thanks for riffing here |
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"Tiny rubber vaginas!" cried the selfless luddite craftsman.
"Bigger nipples too!" cried the little coon ass shrew. "Dat ass, Dat ass" chimed the pasty drunken Senior. "Well, now I know what you demons crave so I'll put my elves right on it and we'll get them right to you!" |
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Quoted: "Tiny rubber vaginas!" cried the selfless luddite craftsman. "Bigger nipples too!" cried the little coon ass shrew. "Dat ass, Dat ass" chimed the pasty drunken Senior. "Well, now I know what you demons crave so I'll put my elves right on it and we'll get them right to you!" View Quote 10/10. Outstanding riff. |
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I was on the original message board in the 1990s and I'm coming on 20 years with this account.
Not that anyone knows me |
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Meadow muffins growing out of a cows' butthole.
Cow-pies come from the same, Longing for either requires no drum roll, Though some would call it insane. |
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Deer standing on frozen French fries asking - " where the fuck did all these tree stands come from? Oh shit!"
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