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Posted: 7/23/2019 12:26:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Then it obviously depends on how hot the armored car driver is.  
She looks like Courtney Cox 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 12:28:00 AM EDT
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Obtain holesaw slightly larger than penis.
Cut hole over mouth. Insert penis. Take pictures from several angles. Post on social media. Win. 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 12:30:13 AM EDT
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At this point not even sure signs are still accessible. Thought OP said dumpster is 30 miles away and empties on Mondays
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Posted: 7/23/2019 12:31:40 AM EDT
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At this point not even sure signs are still accessible. Thought OP said dumpster is 30 miles away and empties on Mondays |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 12:53:02 AM EDT
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So she put 21 signs on the one acre plot, or on the plot as big as a city block?
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:11:13 AM EDT
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Make some sweet cardboard armor out of the signs OP
Challenge her to a duel at her next open house 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:16:08 AM EDT
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So she put 21 signs on the one acre plot, or on the plot as big as a city block? It’s as low brow as the people twirling signs on street corners. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:17:43 AM EDT
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Tagged for hilarity
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:32:51 AM EDT
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Tagging for an update. Surely OP will deliver.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:54:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Really entertaining thread. We loved it at work today. First world problems.
You just know she's the ex-wife.... |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:55:45 AM EDT
[#11]
we need a pic OP
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Posted: 7/23/2019 1:58:23 AM EDT
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Maybe I'm an asshole but... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/280940/agent_jpg-1026721.JPG I'm guessing that's her. 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 2:03:04 AM EDT
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Then it obviously depends on how hot the armored car driver is. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Quoted: I’m not talking about the realtor and the signs. I totally agree that the OP is within his rights to trash the signs that were put on his property without his approval. I was specifically replying to a member who said that if he found money in his property, it was definitely his to keep - and pointing out that is not always the case. 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 3:25:27 AM EDT
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This thread is right up there with the Christopher Dorner manhunt/shooting cone being run over thred. Just with more Seattle footwear. In Texas
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Posted: 7/23/2019 5:52:17 AM EDT
[#15]
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:00:25 AM EDT
[#16]
Thread is getting better... |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:04:11 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Then it obviously depends on how hot the armored car driver is. 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:11:20 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryShe looks like a contender.
I can see Cox in both of them... |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:12:01 AM EDT
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Tell her they are in the dumpster that was picked up yesterday and if she had gotten ahold of you sooner you could have saved them for her.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:14:19 AM EDT
[#20]
The OP gives off vibes of MFBarnes.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:15:22 AM EDT
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that's better than the old Courtney Cox. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Maybe I'm an asshole but... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/280940/agent_jpg-1026721.JPG I'm guessing that's her. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:18:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:19:01 AM EDT
[#23]
We deserve an update today.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:19:38 AM EDT
[#24]
Socks and sandals
Not surprised one bit you grumpy old man |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:23:26 AM EDT
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Now I am helping this hit 22 pages.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:26:49 AM EDT
[#26]
Has she asked to speak to the manager?
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:29:49 AM EDT
[#27]
Op, need an update.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:35:04 AM EDT
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I guess when she saw a guy with socks/sandals on, hanging out in a vacant lot...... she under estimated who she was messing with. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:50:07 AM EDT
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Just so you can picture it better, the Front Loader Truck was built on a cab forward Peterbilt. It was 23 1/2' long, 9 1/2' wide and 13' 11" tall with the bucket in its traveling position and the ground was elevated behind the sign. GLORIOUS it was!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My favorite day of being a County employee was during Zero's reelection campaign. His campaign placed a very large Obunghole sign(7-8 footer) on a County right of way. It was at a very busy intersection. I drove a 2010 Front Loader Truck(a very large piece of equipment) out to the intersection and approached it from the back. I then waited for the traffic to get very heavy and stopped at the lights. I then slowly lowered the bucket into place and then smashed the shit out of it about 10 times as fast as the hydraulics would let the bucket drop. BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!...... You should have seen the looks on the faces in the stopped cars...it was F~KING GLORIOUS!!! 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:52:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryEven moar not guilty. Opps. She trespassed.
If she threatens to file suit, I would tell her that it's an admission to trespass for which both she and her brokerage firm can be held liable. She should be reminded that there is no First Amendment right of free speech on private property. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:52:37 AM EDT
[#31]
I'm betting she's gonna stop by enough times to finally catch the OP at work and then the sparks will fly.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:54:52 AM EDT
[#32]
Can this become another epic chocolate chip in the shower or a walmart employee tried to forcibly disarm me thread?
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:56:16 AM EDT
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You know she is the type that if/when she gets them back she will say “that’s what I thought”.
Then return to her office to tell everyone she ripped your ass into submission so you returned the signs. Amirite? |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:57:51 AM EDT
[#34]
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Thread is getting better... Your fucking avatar
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:58:15 AM EDT
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That hairdo makes her head look like it's bent. Still hittable though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Maybe I'm an asshole but... https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/280940/agent_jpg-1026721.JPG I'm guessing that's her. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 7:58:18 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like a contender. I can see Cox in both of them... 
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:00:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:00:34 AM EDT
[#38]
Not reading 20 pages. Other than the original post, has anything happened?
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:02:57 AM EDT
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Not reading 20 pages. Other than the original post, has anything happened? We did the work, so should you. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:04:29 AM EDT
[#40]
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She looks like a contender. I can see Cox in both of them... Quote HistoryQuoted:
She looks like a contender.
I can see Cox in both of them... |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:05:14 AM EDT
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Not reading 20 pages. Other than the original post, has anything happened? |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:08:28 AM EDT
[#42]
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Just give them back. Don’t be a dick. she’s got bills to pay even if she’s not the brightest. Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:11:53 AM EDT
[#43]
So what happened...not going to read 20 pages but this seems interesting.
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:15:24 AM EDT
[#44]
Op you better after 20 pages not give her the damned signs back.. put the dog on her if she comes back..
Dont take no shit op.. you got enough over the socks
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:17:03 AM EDT
[#45]
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So what happened...not going to read 20 pages but this seems interesting. But I'm trying to keep my expectations low. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:24:34 AM EDT
[#46]
I'm feeling it!
Today's the day OP slam dunks her with his love monkey!!! |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:25:27 AM EDT
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So what happened...not going to read 20 pages but this seems interesting. Roughly 19 pages of people posting without reading past the first half of page one. Mix of asking questions that were already answered, and "I'm not reading X pages, but...". ETA: and OP wears socks and sandals, which seems to have become a secondary focus of the thread. |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:26:52 AM EDT
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In for the letdown of no pics of realtor. OP, are you the same guy who hopped in a van occupied by heroin-addicts and moved it off your property? |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:44:46 AM EDT
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@nathaniel_hawkins See if your phone numbers are listed here https://www.familytreenow.com/ Disregard if I’m late to the party as usual |
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Posted: 7/23/2019 8:44:59 AM EDT
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So N_H, she call yet?
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