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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:48:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck waiting on a call back, I'd go to the ER post haste. ETA: go to ER, at registration desk, slap your dick on the table and say "it's never been this small before, something is very wrong!"  |
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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:50:50 PM EDT
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Doesn't OP know he needs to provide timely updates and photos of ER nurses when he starts one of these threads?
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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:51:03 PM EDT
[#3]
Legendary thread. Enjoy your new career in porn OP.
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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:52:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Correct answer. My sister had post op complications from the same procedure. Became very ill. Spent a week in the hospital. Whatever they used to close Up the removed gallbladder failed. Leaked bile and fluids in her abdomen for days. |
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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:52:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Legendary thread. Enjoy your new career in porn OP. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with OPs butthole...yet... |
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Posted: 5/17/2022 11:53:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why do guys here ask about a medical issue when they should be at the hospital? Look what happened to Joker1 because he fucked around and waited. Ok, I missed that thread. What happened? |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:01:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, I missed that thread. What happened? Brain infection, stroke, heart attack. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:10:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Brain infection, stroke, heart attack. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ok, I missed that thread. What happened? Brain infection, stroke, heart attack. Survive? |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:13:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Doesn't OP know he needs to provide timely updates and photos of ER nurses when he starts one of these threads? And pics of EMS and fire chicks dropping off patients (hint, they have fitness standards unlike nurses). |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:15:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Survive? Yes. Still recovering. Hopefully past the worst of it. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:23:44 AM EDT
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Seroma, urinoma, CBD leak, post-op ascites...we can think of endless ways we all get dibs on OP's guns...or he could go to the ED.
However, at this hour, I'd probably wait it out, go to UC in the morning, and skip the line of (non)sick pts looking for turkey sammies and ginger ale in the ED. Plus he'll avoid the $150+ copay and sitting around the ED for 8 hours. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:26:15 AM EDT
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In to see how this ends.
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:31:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seroma, urinoma, CBD leak, post-op ascites...we can think of endless ways we all get dibs on OP's guns...or he could go to the ED. I don't think op is having ED problems right now... |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:41:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:42:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok, I missed that thread. What happened? He had very serious symptoms. Stroke or something bad. He ignored almost universal comments to get to the ER right then but he had to be there for his dogs. Joker1 is a saint...but he almost died. A day or so later he was airlifted to a hospital, was in a coma and just today after maybe two weeks or so woke up. I hope that he recovers 100% but even a non-doctor like me wonders if not seeking immediate care made it worse. OP should have been on the way to the ER instead of posting about his newly huge penis. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:43:59 AM EDT
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Seroma maybe?
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:46:37 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pictures would help... No. No they wouldn't. In fact they would only make things worst. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 1:09:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision. Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!! Yeah I called the docs office. He didn’t think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist. So I’m waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs? That does not compute! |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:01:10 AM EDT
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Same thing happened to me mostly scrote. I was told it's from the gas they use and from flushing the bile ducts. Went away in a few days.
Hope OP is Ok |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:18:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pictures would help... Maybe not today. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:18:20 AM EDT
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Looking for an update
Hoping OP went to the ER |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:25:57 AM EDT
[#22]
Pee is not stored in the balls.
Go to the ER, do not pass go, do not collect $200. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:33:02 AM EDT
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Hopefully OP and his pecker are ok.
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Posted: 5/18/2022 8:48:17 AM EDT
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Bumping for penis caliber this morning.
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Posted: 5/18/2022 8:50:46 AM EDT
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I was just trying to think where the line is between impressive swelling and lethal weapon
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Posted: 5/18/2022 8:55:31 AM EDT
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Need some MS Paint diagrams to be 100% sure of what we are talking about.
I hope things turn out well for you OP. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:03:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you having a stroke? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? A little bit. 
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:16:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ho-Lee-Phuck! You rock, man! Ethicon >>>> Covidien (pew!) What are the chances of a few cases of Echelon power staplers with green gold & blue refills “falling off” the truck? Your typos are forgiven—Ethicon tools & sutures are the gold—no, platinum depleted uranium with titanium anodizing standard Covidien could never fucking make. And the spitting Polysorb wanna-be Vicryl shit should be fucking outlawed. Rant off. I knew you were rightous! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. Ho-Lee-Phuck! You rock, man! Ethicon >>>> Covidien (pew!) What are the chances of a few cases of Echelon power staplers with green gold & blue refills “falling off” the truck? Your typos are forgiven—Ethicon tools & sutures are the gold—no, platinum depleted uranium with titanium anodizing standard Covidien could never fucking make. And the spitting Polysorb wanna-be Vicryl shit should be fucking outlawed. Rant off. I knew you were rightous! @32acp I was in on prototyping the Echelon. There was great trepidation to using battery powered devices. I had trays of 123A batteries left over from testing.  Still have one of the early staple heads I built. Also have the first circular stapler anvil I made back in the late 80s. I'm still friends with the 2 top patent producers from there (they are no longer with EES). It's been a pretty interesting 25+ years. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:18:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:25:58 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Does that mean we should pass the time posting swollen things? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoordinatedSingleGnat-size_restricted.gif  |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:25:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:36:25 AM EDT
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Apparently OP hasn't seen the commercials.....if the "swelling" doesn't go down after 4 hours you need to go to the doctor.
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:43:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Is this like milk swollen tiddies except pee pee in the pecker?
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:50:05 AM EDT
[#34]
The human body is so stupid, making gallbladders and dumb other things that have a very specific function. Thank god the pharmaceutical industry has such great involvement in the new round of MDs getting pushed through higher education, so they can prescribe pills for everyone to use for their entire life span. All the while, never actually curing anything and never talking about a lifestyle change to help resolve the current issue or halt any future issues.
OP, you're going to have a really hard time processing anything high in fats without a gall bladder. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 9:54:23 AM EDT
[#35]
OP see if they can take the pain out and leave the swelling in.
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Posted: 5/18/2022 10:17:33 AM EDT
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OP- please tell us you’ve made it to at least Urgent Care this morning?
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Posted: 5/18/2022 10:19:16 AM EDT
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As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don’t think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with
2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I’ve also read online and found some “fine print type” information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:41:22 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don’t think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with 2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I’ve also read online and found some “fine print type” information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. Good to know. Let us know if you cut any dick farts. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:46:51 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don’t think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with 2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I’ve also read online and found some “fine print type” information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. I'd be taking a bunch of dick pics now. You'll probably never have an opportunity like this again! |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 12:59:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If my dick was swollen I would head to the ER. And ask to see the head nurse… |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 6:22:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The human body is so stupid, making gallbladders and dumb other things that have a very specific function. Thank god the pharmaceutical industry has such great involvement in the new round of MDs getting pushed through higher education, so they can prescribe pills for everyone to use for their entire life span. All the while, never actually curing anything and never talking about a lifestyle change to help resolve the current issue or halt any future issues. OP, you're going to have a really hard time processing anything high in fats without a gall bladder. And while I'm no fan of Big Pharma, I'm waiting with baited breath to hear about them sneaking gallstones into gall bladders. That wouldn't make sense anyway, since it's a surgical disease, not medical. And surgery DOES resolve the current issue. Of course, you're welcome to make lifestyles changes and never interact with the health care system. In fact, please do so. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 6:42:21 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don't think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with 2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I've also read online and found some "fine print type" information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. Dude, your troll story isn't even believable. Nobody gonna let their dick get like that and sit around posting on arf waiting for charcoal supplements unless they are fucking retarded. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 6:44:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, your troll story isn't even believable. Nobody gonna let their dick get like that and sit around posting on arf waiting for charcoal supplements unless they are fucking retarded. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don't think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with 2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I've also read online and found some "fine print type" information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. Dude, your troll story isn't even believable. Nobody gonna let their dick get like that and sit around posting on arf waiting for charcoal supplements unless they are fucking retarded.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:03:05 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Once again I am reminded of why I pay for membership. /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/brownelled_agin-659.gif I could watch that for hours. |
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Posted: 5/18/2022 7:58:57 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd be taking a bunch of dick pics now. You'll probably never have an opportunity like this again! 
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Posted: 5/18/2022 10:37:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude, your troll story isn't even believable. Nobody gonna let their dick get like that and sit around posting on arf waiting for charcoal supplements unless they are fucking retarded. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: As of this morning after a sleepless nite. I don't think it is fluid, just air/gas trapped or expanding in the area. Another poster brought up having the same thing happen to him in a gallbladder removal thread. My junk looks like 2 40mm grenades standing on top of each other with 2 M26 frag grenades for testicles though. I've also read online and found some "fine print type" information about this happening after the procedure. Got some activated charcoal coming today to see if that helps with the bloating. Later I will be going to my local docs to show him and let him check it out. Dude, your troll story isn't even believable. Nobody gonna let their dick get like that and sit around posting on arf waiting for charcoal supplements unless they are fucking retarded. So your junk getting embiggened is a bad thing? 
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Posted: 5/19/2022 4:51:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: @32acp I was in on prototyping the Echelon. There was great trepidation to using battery powered devices. I had trays of 123A batteries left over from testing. Still have one of the early staple heads I built. Also have the first circular stapler anvil I made back in the late 80s. I'm still friends with the 2 top patent producers from there (they are no longer with EES). It's been a pretty interesting 25+ years. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. Ho-Lee-Phuck! You rock, man! Ethicon >>>> Covidien (pew!) What are the chances of a few cases of Echelon power staplers with green gold & blue refills “falling off” the truck? Your typos are forgiven—Ethicon tools & sutures are the gold—no, platinum depleted uranium with titanium anodizing standard Covidien could never fucking make. And the spitting Polysorb wanna-be Vicryl shit should be fucking outlawed. Rant off. I knew you were rightous! @32acp I was in on prototyping the Echelon. There was great trepidation to using battery powered devices. I had trays of 123A batteries left over from testing. Still have one of the early staple heads I built. Also have the first circular stapler anvil I made back in the late 80s. I'm still friends with the 2 top patent producers from there (they are no longer with EES). It's been a pretty interesting 25+ years. @Ridgerunner9876 in case nobody told you recently, you & your team did a damn fine job! God obviously hates me because we switched ro Covidien, or maybe the admin just wanted to piss off surgeons & drive them away. Administrators don’t know the difference in quality about anything other than cars. |
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Posted: 5/19/2022 9:10:58 PM EDT
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What did I miss? Sounds like we went from fluid collection to Fournier's gangrene with gas buildup in the balls
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