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Quoted: Quoted: ....... Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ....... /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/giphyggt-462.gif I hesitated to ask, because i thought i must be having a stroke & reading “word salad…” but Christian’s meme looks like i looked when i read that post. It made my head hurt. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. |
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Quoted: I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. Did Michael Moore survive? |
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Quoted: Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision. Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!! Yeah I called the docs office. He didn't think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist. So I'm waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs? View Quote Your surgery doc an ex IT guy? "Yeah, I swapped out three cards, flashed a bios and updated with untested drivers.... but your new problem doesnt sound related to what I just did... call a new ticket in." Congrats on the upgraded pecker. |
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Wife is in healthcare, 26 years now.
Her response is… ER, now. Dependant edema. |
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My ballsack did this a week after hernia surgery. Painful as hell.
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Quoted: I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Serious answer: Insoflation and lapporoscopic sugary do no end with a liquid swollen dick or drainage from incisions. ER now and don't stop demanding answers. The docs and hospitals have personal preservationists interests in never denying mistakes or accidents. Nobody will stand up for you but you Are you having a stroke? I am a victim of spell heck. I have actually built instruments and helped perform a lap chole on a pig at Ethicon Endosurgery. Ho-Lee-Phuck! You rock, man! Ethicon >>>> Covidien (pew!) What are the chances of a few cases of Echelon power staplers with green gold & blue refills “falling off” the truck? Your typos are forgiven—Ethicon tools & sutures are the gold—no, platinum depleted uranium with titanium anodizing standard Covidien could never fucking make. And the spitting Polysorb wanna-be Vicryl shit should be fucking outlawed. Rant off. I knew you were rightous! |
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You only have one dick OP and that shit will not grow back if it falls off.
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Probably need a cystoscopy, cystogram, and/or or CT. That fluid is coming from somewhere, and it damn sure shouldn’t be where it is presently. Good luck.
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Quoted: Why did ou have a peripheral nerve block for a laparoscopic gallbladder surgery? View Quote Great question. I don’t see much use in TAP blocks for laparoscopy. Some people think they’re the answer to every incision on the trunk, ever, including spine surgery. OP: Serious doctor answer: get to ER just in case. Time is testicle, to borrow a urology phrase. Juvenile answer: tell your SO you’re snake bit bad, and they need to suck the poison out. |
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This thread just reminded me, is that spider bite guy’s kid okay??
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Quoted: Yeah, he said she got some oral antibiotics and the bite was better. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: This thread just reminded me, is that spider bite guy’s kid okay?? Yeah, he said she got some oral antibiotics and the bite was better. Awesome, thanks. Couldn’t recall the username |
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No need to amputate, wait 2-3 days it will fall off by itself.
Dude, if you aren't already at the ER get fucking moving now! |
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You do need to be seen urgently. Fluid draining from the lap sites could be ascites, possibly related to fluid shifts from surgery or anesthesia or other medications, or possibly kidney or liver issues. And the liver (and pancreas) share the same plumbing with the gall bladder.
A nicked/leaking bile duct is possible, but bile is an evil looking green color, so this seems less likely. The scrotal/testicular swelling is likely dependent edema being pulled down by gravity from within the abdominal cavity. At a minimum, likely needs an ultrasound to assess for fluid in the abdomen, maybe an abd/pelvis CT to look for a fluid leak, and labs to evaluate your electrolytes, liver/kidney function, blood count, etc. Now, I'm not your doctor and this isn't my specific recommendations for you. This is me describing what I would be considering if a patient with similar symptoms walked into my urgent care. Short answer: You need evaluation by a physician. Go see one, and sooner than later. (Physician here, not a general surgeon. But I used to do C/Sections, so I've cared for post-op issues before and still do sometimes). |
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Quoted: I was hoping for more from this username in this context. Do better. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Wait... you guys only have one dick? Wtf! I was hoping for more from this username in this context. Do better. I appreciate the constructive criticism. Thanks! |
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Have you tried an emergency DIY drain procedure yet?
Just find a medium sized knitting needle, some grain alcohol and a butane torch I know it sounds drastic, but with gas prices being what they are.....it's worth the risk. Five bucks is five bucks |
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Slam the swollen penis in a car or pickup truck door 7 times.
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Ok ADHD GD types, listen up. If OP has half a brain in his head he's at the hospital. He's busy. He might not respond for a while. Don't take it amiss.
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lay member on desk and strike member. Fluid will exit..... Old Timers called it Bull-Head lol
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Quoted: Last Tuesday I laparoscopic gall bladder removal with peripheral nerve block. Until today I thought things were going normal until I noticed clearish odorless fluid draining from 2 of the lower incision. Then I went to pee this evening and found my pecker has swollen up with fluid!! Yeah I called the docs office. He didn't think it was from the surgery he says to call my urologist. So I'm waiting on the call now from the uro. What says ArfDocs? View Quote |
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FPNI
We have a legitimate dickfer Time to shut off the internet for the week. It’s done. |
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Quoted: Does that mean we should pass the time posting swollen things? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoordinatedSingleGnat-size_restricted.gif View Quote Perhaps... |
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Quoted: Quoted: Fuck waiting on a call back, I'd go to the ER post haste. ETA: go to ER, at registration desk, slap your dick on the table and say "it's never been this small before, something is very wrong!" ROTFLMFAO. That was gold! True story time. I saw an ER patient as an intern and asked him what the problem was. He stood in the doorway and lifted up his gown to show his impressive scrotal edema. He said, “my balls swole up, doc.” We were instructed to write our patients’ chief complaints in their own words, and I did so. |
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Why do guys here ask about a medical issue when they should be at the hospital?
Look what happened to Joker1 because he fucked around and waited. |
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Quoted: Does that mean we should pass the time posting swollen things? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoordinatedSingleGnat-size_restricted.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Ok ADHD GD types, listen up. If OP has half a brain in his head he's at the hospital. He's busy. He might not respond for a while. Don't take it amiss. Does that mean we should pass the time posting swollen things? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoordinatedSingleGnat-size_restricted.gif Are you trying to conjure up Midcap? -eta- good luck OP. I shall not joke about your swollen member. |
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Quoted: You only have one dick OP and that shit will not grow back if it falls off. View Quote Not true My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm |
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Jumped in here hoping to see an update, but it appears OP has stiffed us
In on my first puffy peter thread |
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We’re pulling for you, stumpy.
For grins, you could always have the nurses search for the snake bite, depending on the quality of the nursing staff, of course. |
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