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Posted: 12/29/2017 9:01:06 PM EDT

Wife and I seen the previews weeks ago. Wife thought it looked funny and honestly so did I. Absolute worst movie I think I’ve ever seen. I figured there would be some leftist agenda thrown in. Hoo is that an understatement. They punched you in the gut with all the leftist talking points, especially global warming. And to boot it’s not even funny. Do yourself a favor and skip this movie.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:04:40 PM EDT

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It's Matt fucking Damon, I figured as much

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:04:41 PM EDT

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Matt Damon

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:05:33 PM EDT

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I think he is a pretty decent actor.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:07:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/29/2017 9:07:51 PM EDT

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I dont go to movies with lefties in it, they can make do without my dollars.

Christian Bale has a new movie out, looks good in the adds, a western.
To bad he is another leftist, will not get my money.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:09:04 PM EDT

[#6]

The Vietnamese girl was funny....

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:09:20 PM EDT

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Came to see this. Not disappointed.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:11:27 PM EDT

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I had a hunch but still thought it might be funny. Bang my head.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:12:54 PM EDT

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I told the wife she was the best part of the movie. Guy a couple rows up said thank God she was in there. Only redeeming thing in the whole movie.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:13:42 PM EDT

[#10]

It looks terrible.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:19:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Sure looks odd

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:24:30 PM EDT

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People bitch about supposed SJW stuff in just about every movie but in this case it might as well have been titled SJW: The Movie.

Sample line: "Don't be so American." (or maybe "Stop being so American", I don't remember exactly)

It was a pretty miserable experience. Not very interesting or funny. The whole premise of the movie (being shrunk) becomes irrelevant to the plot half way though.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:27:32 PM EDT

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I know Matt Damon is a total cockfag but I liked the premise of the movie and wanted to see it. Politics ruin everything. Movies used to be about entertainment and now they are all preachy and self righteous. Fuck Hollywood.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:28:04 PM EDT

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Duh

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:29:59 PM EDT

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I still wanna know how they keep from getting eaten by rats ,bugs and cats

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:30:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Will not see. Already got my SJW movie for the year in the Last Jedi.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:31:56 PM EDT

[#17]

That sucks. I thought the movie looked interesting.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:34:25 PM EDT

[#18]

what are the expectations of that movie?

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:34:47 PM EDT

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What kind of fuck you give me?

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Comedy gold!

I enjoyed the movie. I took it for what it was....fiction.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:40:46 PM EDT

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Yea I know.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:40:47 PM EDT

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OP has the gay

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:43:39 PM EDT

[#22]

Amature reviewers everywhere are totally destroying this movie. Actually funny to read.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:50:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Yep, pretty much knew it would suck ass.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:51:47 PM EDT

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Why the fuck would you actually PAY to see a Matt Damon movie?

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:54:12 PM EDT

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Liberals would love to eliminate 100% of the non-Liberal population.

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:54:39 PM EDT

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Just saw the trailer for it today. I wondered "who thought this was a good idea?"

Posted: 12/29/2017 9:55:21 PM EDT

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That sucks. I thought the movie looked interesting.

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I saw the trailer and instantly saw this:

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:00:36 PM EDT

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It's amazing how many conservatives continue to throw money at them.

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:01:18 PM EDT

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I'll give Matt Damon some props for the Bourne movies and being from Boston.
But otherwise, if I walked by him while he was on fire, I wouldn't even stop to take a piss.

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:10:41 PM EDT

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Quit giving them money! Do you just have to be entertained?

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:11:56 PM EDT

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Why would I pay to see a movie starring someone who hates everything I hold dear? Fuck Hollywood and fuck the rapist enabling Matt Damon.

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:15:05 PM EDT

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People bitch about supposed SJW stuff in just about every movie but in this case it might as well have been titled SJW: The Movie.

Sample line: "Don't be so American." (or maybe "Stop being so American", I don't remember exactly)

It was a pretty miserable experience. Not very interesting or funny. The whole premise of the movie (being shrunk) becomes irrelevant to the plot half way though.

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Extremely blatant wasn’t it?

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:16:21 PM EDT

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Why would anyone pay movie theater prices to see this? It's going to be on redbox in a month...

Downsizing (2017) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrBICYM0yM

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:18:13 PM EDT

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It's Matt fucking Damon, I figured as much

Why the fuck would you actually PAY to see a Matt Damon movie?

Wife and I have movie pass. We see as many movies as we can toget the most value out of it. I thought it was supposed to be a comedy.

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:47:09 PM EDT

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I would buy a ticket to see tiny liberals eaten by cats

Posted: 12/29/2017 10:59:47 PM EDT

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~~Seen~~

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Saw

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:34:40 PM EDT

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Saw

What the fuck ever. Correct that.

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:39:37 PM EDT

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Sounds like a real dumb idea...

Making yourself 4" tall seriously bumps you down the food chain.

Cats
Owls
Hawks/Falcons
Dogs
Badgers
SNAKES !

If a Hawk swooped down and snatched MD it would be worth watching or a MD skeleton coughed up in a Owl pellet.

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:41:22 PM EDT

[#39]

Thanks. I’ll wait until it’s on the stick.

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:42:51 PM EDT

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Sorry but I don't take advice from someone who talks about what "they seen"

But I had no intention of seeing this movie to begin with

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:45:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Already saw Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

Posted: 12/29/2017 11:52:10 PM EDT

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People bitch about supposed SJW stuff in just about every movie but in this case it might as well have been titled SJW: The Movie.

Sample line: "Don't be so American." (or maybe "Stop being so American", I don't remember exactly)

It was a pretty miserable experience. Not very interesting or funny. The whole premise of the movie (being shrunk) becomes irrelevant to the plot half way though.

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Yea its pretty bad, watched it on some random streaming site.

I don't even feel bad, anyone that saw it needs a refund and an apology.