What did I miss?

 

Tag again.

 

Pure poetry.

That's pretty corny.



 

In for another shitshow in this shitshow of a thread

This is the kind of thread that keeps GD rich and vibrant.  OP, you are going to either be held in the esteem that Shoes garnered with the Shower Cookie thread, or you're gonna be scorned and ridiculed for many years.  Make us proud.  Make us entertained.  Take this thing to new heights.

Well fuck. Ive rode the train this far... Might as well stay on

excellent rendition

 

go for the Russian chick OP, redhead is a dead end and any action with her is just going to end up regrettable  

That's not even a speed bump for a lot of men.  In fact, it's usually the woman who is disgusted by it.

 

Alright so this is what went down last night.

We get out to a local college bar. Hadnt been there in awhile so that was kinda cool. Just the Russian, redhead and I. I get a beer and so does the redhead, Russian does not.

We go sit out on the patio. Russian opens her purse up and I shit you not whips out 3 of those airplane shots of whiskey. Slams all 3. So after all the alcohol got flowing, the conversations got interesting.

Their talking about how they just want guys to fuck and don't want them getting attached. Which honestly is bullshit, I don't believe that for a moment. Russian starts showing me her texts between a few guys and laughing how shes leading them on. So Im like right on I guess, I mean that's kinda fucked up, but right on. So Russian chick is really hovering around me all night. Red head kinda bounced between us and a few other friends she knew at the bar.

Then some motherfucker named Ryan shows up. Ryan was an asshole. So motherfuckin Ryan pulls me aside while were playing pool and tells me how the Russian chick is his girl and I had better stop cock blocking him.

At this point Im starting to realize how Russian chick is kinda damaged goods. At the same time Im not gunna have motherfuckin Ryan, who looks like a pimple faced teen tell me what to do. So I kinda step up the in with Russian a little bit pretty much solely on principle. Shes like yeah that Ryan guy wont leave me alone. Starts showing me these slew of desperate texts from him. She then goes on to explain how hes a boy and she wants a man. She then asks whats the deal with me and red head. I figure its probably a decent time to nip this in the ass and I tell her Im not interested. I then ask about the several dudes shes blowing up and she goes on about how their boys and she wants a man and its just a game. The daddy issues start becoming quite apparent at this point in time.

While the daddy issues are present. While I may have pissed red head off. I definitely had motherfuckin Ryan fuming by the end of the night. Honestly I may have to tap it out with Russian just to show motherfuckin Ryan that hes a beta

We called it quits around 12am. They wanna go do this again Saturday night. Russian has now started blowing up the fb messenger.

We've been here for 38 pages now.   OP better start banging something already.

Its simple math.

Do you shoot for 10s when you go out and try and find a women?

Fuck no you step it down a few points. You think its easier. But in reality its harder as they have more options.

How else do you think it happens when you see some super hot chick with some ugly dude. That dude was just the one that had the balls to ask her out.

 
I was thinking of this...

The Russian, Ryan and you will be the threesome.



 

Fuck that.

Im probably gunna bang the Russian just due to motherfuckin Ryan trying to tell me how things "are" last night. Motherfuckin Ryan doesn't understand how the real world works yet.

This is the "Ryan and the Russian" I keep envisioning.  I'm out.

Whats funny is I thought navy was the most head fucked of em all

Nope.

Not even close

Navy looks more appealing everyday.

As the leaves fall, the velvet sheds and the doe enters estrus....

Our buck curls his lips to the winds... For his goal is no longer food or kinship but of legacy....

On the horizon of this fruited field another champion arrives to challenge our buck and his quest for legacy...

Will Ryan sow the field or shall it's fertile ground be plowed by our alpha of the herd?

You guys fucking kill me.

That's hilarious

I'm loving how his name has changed to "Motherfuckin' Ryan", and it seems appropriate because he won't be called Russianfuckin' Ryan anytime soon.

Maybe the Russian has already been with Ry-guy.  I doubt she'd honestly tell you otherwise.  I'd stop wasting your time as you've already go 2 hotties ready to go.

Man Idk. Dudes texts were desperate. They made fun of him behind his back.

Guy bragged about himself a whole lot last night. It was annoying and pathetic.

But who knows. Russian kinda made it sound like she got around. Not sure how true that is. But I don't really believe that bullshit they were spouting about how they just want to fuck guys and get no feelings. I raise the BS flag there. Seemed like they were putting on some sort of front.

Meh, pass the time until Navy is ready to go.

girls do that to see how you will react.

they also want to brag about all that guys that are "after" them to make you jealous and see how you react.

when in reality they may have 1-2 guys they speak to on a regular basis, at most.

Yeah it was a show for sure

There's too much game playing going on with this situation. It's a damn waste of time and I wouldn't have anything to do with it.

That Russian girl wanted dick THAT NIGHT at the college bar. You should have obliged her, and if she resisted, then she's leading you on too.

It all just seems like a really immature situation. Non of the girls are able to adequately express themselves or what they want. Instead they brag about "how many men want them." This obviously gives them some sense of perceived self-worth. In reality it fuels their low self-esteem. The way you win girls like this is to play the game "who wants to fuck who less." A lot of folks want what they can't have and creating that illusion will draw them in for the kill.

Not to be too critical of the OP, but it seems this is just a situation he can use to aggrandize himself on ARFCOM more than anything. Not sure if he knows how to play women like this or not. If they're attracted to him he should tell them what he wants and let it be. If it works out in a threesome, great! If not, you can stop wasting your time and go pursue another "avenue."  

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to sound like a know-it-all, it's just the truth. I'm watching this thread as a guy in his early 30's who's been in a relationship for the past 3yrs and is poised to make a comeback to the dating world. Reading this shit, it just makes me remember how much game-playing BS it all is. If my relationship does end, like I suspect it might, I'm thinking I'm just gonna pursue older(mid 20's to 40) women and avoid the bullshit all together.

I can't keep up.

Has the op actually scored any pussy?

 Oh, fuck me, that ain't right.

Yup

Meh her talking about fucking guys and this and that was a pretty big turn off.

I understand dicks have plowed through there before. I understand others will after I have done my part. But I just really don't wanna hear that shit.

She must have just woken up as she keeps messaging me on FB

You know, I got married early but having watched as other guys I know try to score the just out of college girls, well, I'm glad I don't have to deal with it honestly.  The problem is the pool of non-crazy / non insta-family dries up fast as the age goes up, but by the late 20's and 30's the bullshit is greatly reduced as well.   If you are older than 30 and want 21-25yr olds again.... open up the wallet and buy an hour or two.   You're going to pay $300 anyway, may as well use it to skip the drama.  

Funny thing was in college I always wanted the 28/30yr olds around town.   Didn't really think it over much in the day just was my preference.  I think I just did not have great tolerance for the typical 20yr old women even then.  Lots of splash-downs in that line of endevour but man it was fun when you connected.   Women in their 30's are a damn treat.

Ive had a couple around that age.

They were fun. Less bullshit involved.

But there was still drama. Then again they were kinda bar rats too

Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself.

Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up

Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around

any way to put some more details in the op so i don't have to read through 40 pages?

Depends which story you want.

Couple going on in this thread.

Start about 20 and work your way up. That's the one worth reading. The one currently going is your usual college girls bs.

IDK man. They both look like they're struggling with a pumpkin spice addiction.

Russian sounds like your typical inexperienced that loves to talk a big game
careful with that....
I went to bed with a supposed pro and all I got was teeth  

but this is your thread and I dont want to shit in it        

One tap only, Chase45.

Of course this is a motherfuckin Ryan's steakhouse thread

The Crablouse - lucky if that's all you get.  



Well if you don't bang them soon you'll be another pathetic guy they talk about the next guy to.  Chicks didn't drop hints that big in my day.

 
That's code for "I'm ready for the D. Tonight!"

She works thirds so itd have to be at like 6am

Shes saying how she thinks she should be over this phase at 23 and not getting into trouble

So I ask what kinda trouble were talking about, cause honestly not sure they way she worded it she meant with her boy toys or legal trouble

No shes doing the old "you tell me'' kinda bs.

They were trying to make you jealous

Oh for sure. Like I said they were putting up a front hardcore.

Which is too bad.

Theyre young. I mean Im young too, but don't usually run into games like this that bad.

 
They make a pill for that you know

In this thread?



 

Yup

I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl.

Then I got shit on....