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Posted: 10/23/2015 12:57:45 PM EST
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I can't keep up. Has the op actually scored any pussy? Yup In this thread? Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... In some places, you would have to pay extra for that. 
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:05:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryI fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... If this isn't sig line material right here I don't know what is. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:16:10 PM EST
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up 
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:25:22 PM EST
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Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:27:24 PM EST
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They make a pill for that you know 
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I can't keep up. They make a pill for that you know
Medicare only covers 80%. 
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:28:18 PM EST
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Medicare only covers 80%. just the tip? |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:44:42 PM EST
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Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:51:49 PM EST
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Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. Nah youre all good here man. Navy is still an option. Ex isn't really. Too far. Like I said that's just a once every year or so kinda gig. I thought navy was too messed up in the head, but after being with these girls last night I don't think that as much
Redhead is just a cool girl to hangout with. Russian, is well, definitely showing her crazy Russian genes |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 1:53:25 PM EST
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Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. Sometimes it is any port in the storm! |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 3:46:48 PM EST
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Chase, would you just tell the Russian I'm going to eat you out until your head caves in, and let's go fuck already.
Be a man about this and just take it. Far as navy goes. If she says shit like "he just does his own thing" about her son.......... That's defcon level crazy. Fuck her too if you must, just be good with the fact that she might stare at you in your sleep. I'd even suggest sleeping in a plate carrier that cannot be cut by knives. Crazy is an insanely good time, no pun intended. Just realize that you may die in the process. Om f****** G what I would give to be in college again. Nothing but sex, parties, and hangovers. Damn it I sure miss it. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 3:49:34 PM EST
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Chase, would you just tell the Russian I'm going to eat you out until your head caves in, and let's go fuck already. Be a man about this and just take it. Far as navy goes. If she says shit like "he just does his own thing" about her son.......... That's defcon level crazy. Fuck her too if you must, just be good with the fact that she might stare at you in your sleep. I'd even suggest sleeping in a plate carrier that cannot be cut by knives. Crazy is an insanely good time, no pun intended. Just realize that you may die in the process. Om f****** G what I would give to be in college again. Nothing but sex, parties, and hangovers. Damn it I sure miss it. True that However college isn't as good as a time for me. I work 50 hours a week. I go to school part time. Ive got like 15 hours or so to go before Im done. I cant wait to get done with that shit. Im now the old guy in the class  .
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:04:28 PM EST
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Sorry, I haven't been keeping track. Are Vomitatrix and Shitella still in your future?
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:10:23 PM EST
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Sorry, I haven't been keeping track. Are Vomitatrix and Shitella still in your future? Maybe down the road. Likely itll just be the ex. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:10:31 PM EST
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.... But there was still drama. Well, yeah..... they are women. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:15:49 PM EST
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We can all go home now-
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:16:31 PM EST
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We can all go home now- http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r574/skinnedjagon/Screenshot%208_zps8ftmddxk.png Righteous screen grab my friend 
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Posted: 10/23/2015 4:17:34 PM EST
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Ya did a double take lol
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Posted: 10/23/2015 5:34:48 PM EST
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I can't keep up. Has the op actually scored any pussy? Yup In this thread? Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... Mississippi Mud Sliders.... You might as well coin that phrase to go down in history with the Rusty Trombone or Cleveland Steamer. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 8:46:05 PM EST
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There's too much game playing going on with this situation. It's a damn waste of time and I wouldn't have anything to do with it. That Russian girl wanted dick THAT NIGHT at the college bar. You should have obliged her, and if she resisted, then she's leading you on too. It all just seems like a really immature situation. Non of the girls are able to adequately express themselves or what they want. Instead they brag about "how many men want them." This obviously gives them some sense of perceived self-worth. In reality it fuels their low self-esteem. The way you win girls like this is to play the game "who wants to fuck who less." A lot of folks want what they can't have and creating that illusion will draw them in for the kill. creature777 knows his shit! And Motherfuckin' Ryan? Just tell him if the pussy ain't willingly going to him, it ain't his to begin with. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 8:58:25 PM EST
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I can't keep up. Has the op actually scored any pussy? Yup In this thread? Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... That, sir, is sig line material!!!!! 
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Posted: 10/23/2015 9:06:03 PM EST
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Glad to see GD isn't being a bunch of cockblocks like they used to be. I remember when one mention of hooking up was met with biblical passages and shit. Colossians 3:5 - Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry. 1 Timothy 1:10 - For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine. Lawrence from Office Space - "Watch out for your cornhole, bud." |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 9:11:27 PM EST
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Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Fair enough. Wasn't trying to come across like a dick. From what I've seen, you've got at least 2 pretty damn hot options available to you and really no reason to scrape the bottom of the barrel to land some ass. Quality versus quantity, particularly when quantity can bring more trouble than its worth. They're known as practice runs. You don't care. You try out your new material. Boldly go where you've never dared before cause who cares? It's a game, at that level. |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 9:26:58 PM EST
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Quote HistoryYup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... Quote HistoryYup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... |
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Posted: 10/23/2015 11:25:03 PM EST
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There's too much game playing going on with this situation. It's a damn waste of time and I wouldn't have anything to do with it. That Russian girl wanted dick THAT NIGHT at the college bar. You should have obliged her, and if she resisted, then she's leading you on too. It all just seems like a really immature situation. Non of the girls are able to adequately express themselves or what they want. Instead they brag about "how many men want them." This obviously gives them some sense of perceived self-worth. In reality it fuels their low self-esteem. The way you win girls like this is to play the game "who wants to fuck who less." A lot of folks want what they can't have and creating that illusion will draw them in for the kill. Not to be too critical of the OP, but it seems this is just a situation he can use to aggrandize himself on ARFCOM more than anything. Not sure if he knows how to play women like this or not. If they're attracted to him he should tell them what he wants and let it be. If it works out in a threesome, great! If not, you can stop wasting your time and go pursue another "avenue." Disclaimer: I'm not trying to sound like a know-it-all, it's just the truth. I'm watching this thread as a guy in his early 30's who's been in a relationship for the past 3yrs and is poised to make a comeback to the dating world. Reading this shit, it just makes me remember how much game-playing BS it all is. If my relationship does end, like I suspect it might, I'm thinking I'm just gonna pursue older(mid 20's to 40) women and avoid the bullshit all together. Mid-20's is "older"? Are you 12? |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 6:19:13 AM EST
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There's too much game playing going on with this situation. It's a damn waste of time and I wouldn't have anything to do with it. That Russian girl wanted dick THAT NIGHT at the college bar. You should have obliged her, and if she resisted, then she's leading you on too. It all just seems like a really immature situation. Non of the girls are able to adequately express themselves or what they want. Instead they brag about "how many men want them." This obviously gives them some sense of perceived self-worth. In reality it fuels their low self-esteem. The way you win girls like this is to play the game "who wants to fuck who less." A lot of folks want what they can't have and creating that illusion will draw them in for the kill. Not to be too critical of the OP, but it seems this is just a situation he can use to aggrandize himself on ARFCOM more than anything. Not sure if he knows how to play women like this or not. If they're attracted to him he should tell them what he wants and let it be. If it works out in a threesome, great! If not, you can stop wasting your time and go pursue another "avenue." Disclaimer: I'm not trying to sound like a know-it-all, it's just the truth. I'm watching this thread as a guy in his early 30's who's been in a relationship for the past 3yrs and is poised to make a comeback to the dating world. Reading this shit, it just makes me remember how much game-playing BS it all is. If my relationship does end, like I suspect it might, I'm thinking I'm just gonna pursue older(mid 20's to 40) women and avoid the bullshit all together. Mid-20's is "older"? Are you 12? In case you missed it 
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Posted: 10/24/2015 6:40:40 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Russian sounds like your typical inexperienced that loves to talk a big game careful with that.... I went to bed with a supposed pro and all I got was teeth but this is your thread and I dont want to shit in it  You are too late to try!! |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 7:45:48 AM EST
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That is, without a doubt, the finest post in this entire thread. I'd love to use it as a sig line. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... Well, it's a bit of an exaggeration. Show me in the bible where it says a girl shall not shove a dildo or vibrator, up another girls bunghole, while getting railed from behind... You Can't, I'll wager..because it ain't there.... |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 9:29:18 AM EST
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I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know
But before I d.o', yo, I take a ho to the hotel To the motel To the holiday inn Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up I'll just fuck her friend |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 11:12:33 AM EST
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Well, it's a bit of an exaggeration. Show me in the bible where it says a girl shall not shove a dildo or vibrator, up another girls bunghole, while getting railed from behind... You Can't, I'll wager..because it ain't there.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... Well, it's a bit of an exaggeration. Show me in the bible where it says a girl shall not shove a dildo or vibrator, up another girls bunghole, while getting railed from behind... You Can't, I'll wager..because it ain't there.... I don't recall covering that particular scenario in sunday school.
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Posted: 10/24/2015 11:55:11 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't recall covering that particular scenario in sunday school. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 12:54:34 PM EST
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From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass.
Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 1:06:59 PM EST
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From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass. Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 1:08:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass. Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. You got a point. |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 1:16:12 PM EST
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It's Saturday we got any good Friday night AAR?
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Posted: 10/24/2015 3:12:19 PM EST
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Posted: 10/24/2015 3:22:43 PM EST
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why do people come to arfcom for advice on women and love?
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Posted: 10/24/2015 5:34:10 PM EST
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why do people come to arfcom for advice on women and love? For the Lutz of course. 
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Posted: 10/24/2015 6:04:22 PM EST
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why do people come to arfcom for advice on women and love? Whatcha you talkin' about? I have been reading this thread since first page. When has love been mentioned? |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 6:24:43 PM EST
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There's too much game playing going on with this situation. It's a damn waste of time and I wouldn't have anything to do with it. That Russian girl wanted dick THAT NIGHT at the college bar. You should have obliged her, and if she resisted, then she's leading you on too. It all just seems like a really immature situation. Non of the girls are able to adequately express themselves or what they want. Instead they brag about "how many men want them." This obviously gives them some sense of perceived self-worth. In reality it fuels their low self-esteem. The way you win girls like this is to play the game "who wants to fuck who less." A lot of folks want what they can't have and creating that illusion will draw them in for the kill. Not to be too critical of the OP, but it seems this is just a situation he can use to aggrandize himself on ARFCOM more than anything. Not sure if he knows how to play women like this or not. If they're attracted to him he should tell them what he wants and let it be. If it works out in a threesome, great! If not, you can stop wasting your time and go pursue another "avenue." Disclaimer: I'm not trying to sound like a know-it-all, it's just the truth. I'm watching this thread as a guy in his early 30's who's been in a relationship for the past 3yrs and is poised to make a comeback to the dating world. Reading this shit, it just makes me remember how much game-playing BS it all is. If my relationship does end, like I suspect it might, I'm thinking I'm just gonna pursue older(mid 20's to 40) women and avoid the bullshit all together. Mid-20's is "older"? Are you 12? In case you missed it
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Posted: 10/24/2015 7:27:31 PM EST
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As a 35 year old divorced guy living in the middle of no where, I love this thread!
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Posted: 10/24/2015 8:39:36 PM EST
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From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass. Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. this. stopping for enemas and baths takes the romance and spontaneity out of it and allows people to sober up |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 8:44:49 PM EST
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I can't keep up. Has the op actually scored any pussy? Yup In this thread? Yup I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on.... This is fantastic.
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Posted: 10/24/2015 9:03:04 PM EST
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I fucked the ex while she did things against the bible to the other girl. Then I got shit on....  So they got you all worked up and then shit on you?
Did I not attempt to warn you about the volume of feces you were getting yourself into? Tag for the partial success and hopefully a lesson learned.... |
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Posted: 10/24/2015 10:54:10 PM EST
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As a 35 year old divorced guy living in the middle of no where, I love this thread!
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Posted: 10/24/2015 11:03:03 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: this. stopping for enemas and baths takes the romance and spontaneity out of it and allows people to sober up Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass. Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. this. stopping for enemas and baths takes the romance and spontaneity out of it and allows people to sober up But nobody likes the poop noodle |
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Posted: 10/25/2015 12:35:43 AM EST
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Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sounds like the Russian kinda embarrassed herself. Shes now saying shes tired of the bullshit games and wants to grow up
Meh maybe a good tap for a single go around Are you this indecisive with everything or just when it comes to the possibility of getting laid? There's more to it all than sticking your dick in anything that has a hole and a heartbeat. You're starting to sound just as desperate for a screw as the girls you're talking about. Yes I do realize that there more to it than fucking anything with a heartbeat. I exited a serious relationship a few months ago. Not trying to go right back into something like that. Just out here for a good time. Posting it here as it seems some like the stories. If no one did Id keep it to myself. Chase, you're a great young man. You are doing it right. It is very nice of you to share your stories for other's entertainment. |
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Posted: 10/25/2015 8:44:29 AM EST
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well? updates man..
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Posted: 10/25/2015 5:52:33 PM EST
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Posted: 10/25/2015 6:34:24 PM EST
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From the story I don't think she shoved the dido in the other girls ass. Who the fuck would do anal stuff without an enema beforehand? No enema = poop more times then not. Horny Drunk People for 200, Alex. this. stopping for enemas and baths takes the romance and spontaneity out of it and allows people to sober up Just go into her bathroom and wipe your junk with the hand towel. Problem solved. |
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Posted: 10/25/2015 7:05:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stop being a pussy. Sling the dick at both of them like a responsible adult. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: FFS op, keep everyone off the fucki g shots and sliders .  I have a feeling if the same happened with these two like it did with the last two, it will be worse. Girl from the class is a light red head with about 30 or so pounds more than she should. But I will say it went to the right places if you are going to pack on that kinda weight. Russian transplant is about a 6 or a 7 and normal weight. I think the fact shes an adopted Russian ups her in the interesting department. If it comes down to it I want the Russian. But thatll piss off the red head. I just sent a text out to the navy chick asking her to go see that new stupid paranormal movie next week. She said shes down with a smiley face. Oh by the way, red head also knows the navy chick. So shit could get interesting since Im making plans with all of them Stop being a pussy. Sling the dick at both of them like a responsible adult. |
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