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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:52:52 PM EDT
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Always tell her the jump off time for any event is an hour earlier than it actually is and still pitch a shit fit you're gonna be late, that way when you get there on time or just a little late (better), she will feel superior and totally justified that she was exactly right.
Young Jedi, I've seen my half century come and go, heed my hoary crusty hard earned tidbits of wisdom! 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:54:17 PM EDT
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Because there's a woman involved...
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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:55:40 PM EDT
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My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. Amazing. You refused to tolerate an inappropriate behavior and it was extinguished. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:56:22 PM EDT
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Life is created when a man makes his wife late. Women cannot yet match this feat, but that doesn't stop them from trying relentlessly. 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:58:40 PM EDT
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Girl brains... 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 1:59:32 PM EDT
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Life is created when a man makes his wife late. Women cannot yet match this feat, but that doesn't stop them from trying relentlessly. Interesting point 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:00:09 PM EDT
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women are always right Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And we still haven't left yet.  women are always right SPNI |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:00:13 PM EDT
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My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. After 25 years of marriage I just starting driving separately. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:02:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: After 25 years of marriage I just starting driving separately. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. After 25 years of marriage I just starting driving separately. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:14:31 PM EDT
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And we still haven't left yet. I could be ready to go for a half hour and she's still Fuckin off doing other shit to get ready, and I'll stop and go do something else instead of pacing and she'll be like why don't you have your shoes on? |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:15:36 PM EDT
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Thursday morning I got out of the shower, the wife says, "let's go"; she needs to put her shoes on. I was ready to go first anyway
I can be a mile down the road before she has a car started. Makes me wonder what they preflight in there, this is common amongst females. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:16:27 PM EDT
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Life is created when a man makes his wife late. Women cannot yet match this feat, but that doesn't stop them from trying relentlessly.  that's beautiful I may add that to my Sig line later.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:22:24 PM EDT
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I can be on the other side of the planet and will somehow be at fault for something my wife did.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:49:20 PM EDT
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When my wife and I go somewhere...
Wife: "Ok, I'm ready, let's go!" Me: puts on shoes, grabs car keys, heads out the door, pulls car up and...no wife. five minutes later, wife comes out..."I had to use the bathroom". In the car, ready to leave... Wife: "Crap! I forgot my purse"...back up to the house...she finally returns several minutes later, "I had to look for it" Finally! out of the driveway and down the road... Wife: "Is my phone in the car?" Me:  |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 2:55:21 PM EDT
[#15]
I knew you were guilty the second I read your thread title. 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 3:06:15 PM EDT
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I don't complain too much. I always seem to have to take a dump 5 minute before we need to leave.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 3:24:42 PM EDT
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You've been married long enough to know to just say "yes dear"...
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Posted: 5/7/2016 3:27:13 PM EDT
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Ruh roh!
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Posted: 5/7/2016 3:36:18 PM EDT
[#19]
Regardless...you are wrong.
You wanna be right? Or do you want to make peace? Female logic... |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 3:37:15 PM EDT
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And we still haven't left yet. You are married to a woman no? Obvious answer to obvious question is obvious You should know it is always your fault by now. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:07:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:13:06 PM EDT
[#22]
Hell, my wife says she wants to leave in fifteen minutes and five minutes later she's standing at the door waiting for me.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:13:14 PM EDT
[#23]
Always say you need to leave an hour earlier than you need too.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:13:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Always remember this
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women are always right Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And we still haven't left yet. women are always right |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:41:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hell, my wife says she wants to leave in fifteen minutes and five minutes later she's standing at the door waiting for me. That's not normal. Your model may be defective. You may want to send it in for warranty work. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:50:02 PM EDT
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I waitt in the car.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:55:17 PM EDT
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And we still haven't left yet. everyone in GD told you a long time ago, not to stick it in the crazy............ now what's your excuse?? 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:57:11 PM EDT
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Op how long have you been married? Hell I learned that back in dating years and I'm not that smart. All together or this time?
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Posted: 5/7/2016 4:59:37 PM EDT
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And we still haven't left yet. It will always be your fault no matter what. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:00:22 PM EDT
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I was always early for everything. First person there for anything going on. Married my wife. Now I am always late. Last person to get to the place. I hate it. Damn she is pretty. Same here after fifteen years. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:05:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: All together or this time? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Op how long have you been married? Hell I learned that back in dating years and I'm not that smart. All together or this time? |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:10:01 PM EDT
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This is also a struggle in my house. We can never leave early to give us extra time. We are hardly ever late but she can get ready in a hour if she needs to but if she has 3 hours to get ready, by God, she's taking all 3 hours Holy shit, this! 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:11:33 PM EDT
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You've been married long enough to know to just say "yes dear"... We were supposed to me meet my parents etc at 11:30 for lunch. I got into the shower, she was outside on the deck. I then went to the car wash, grocery store, gas station and came home. She texted my mom and told her we would be late because I took a shower when she wanted to take one.
I just found it funny she told mom we would be late because of me. I know mom doesn't believe that. 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:44:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:45:49 PM EDT
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Women......25% are taking prescribed psychotropic medication. Shocking...... That means 75% of all women are walking around untreated! Asshole!! You owe me a keyboard! |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:47:50 PM EDT
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At my nephews wedding I made it a point to be last to shower as I had 2 sisters I was sharing the place with for the weekend.
Last to shower and I was the first one ready. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:48:30 PM EDT
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Wear roller skates and you are a pull toy Quote HistoryQuoted:
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because you have a penis. That is the way it is. That's not a penis, it's a leash. Wear roller skates and you are a pull toy I had a friend show up as a pull toy to a Halloween party once. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:50:57 PM EDT
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Because she has a vagina and she can take as long as she wants.
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:51:24 PM EDT
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You are 'da man'
Own it Bama. No other way it could be. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 5:58:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Thursday morning I got out of the shower, the wife says, "let's go"; she needs to put her shoes on. I was ready to go first anyway I can be a mile down the road before she has a car started. Makes me wonder what they preflight in there, this is common amongst females. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 6:04:34 PM EDT
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Life is created when a man makes his wife late. Women cannot yet match this feat, but that doesn't stop them from trying relentlessly. 10.000 internets
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Posted: 5/7/2016 6:19:36 PM EDT
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Undress, adjust water, shower, towel off, dry
hair, comb hair, dress. I can see at least twelve minutes. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 6:28:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One of my buddies that has been married for 26 years does the same... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. After 25 years of marriage I just starting driving separately. There's beauty in the simplicity of it. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 6:33:16 PM EDT
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That's not normal. Your model may be defective. You may want to send it in for warranty work.
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Hell, my wife says she wants to leave in fifteen minutes and five minutes later she's standing at the door waiting for me. That's not normal. Your model may be defective. You may want to send it in for warranty work.
HAHA, NO! She's a decent cook, can work on cars and loves going to airshows with me. I'd say mine works just fine. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 7:01:53 PM EDT
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My mom is a hot mess in that department. Fortunately my wife isn't.
We've left mom behind before. She missed my best friends wedding, known him literally since a year old. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 7:09:33 PM EDT
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I can be waiting 30 min past when we were supposed to leave, finally decide to sit down for a sec, empty the dryer, any task that takes < 5 min.
She comes in and "WELL, are you ready, I've been waiting on YOU....." We get there, and I held us up. 
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Posted: 5/7/2016 7:10:30 PM EDT
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Usually it's me putting on my shoes that "makes us late." Yep, if I'm waiting, I'm comfortable, at least...... |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 11:29:56 PM EDT
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Always say you need to leave an hour earlier than you need too. Nope, I have given up on the games. I tell her "I'm leaving at 10 p.m.". At 10, I start the car and go, whether she's in it or not. No fucks given. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 11:40:51 PM EDT
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My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. My wife tried that a few times early on. I started by clearly establishing what time we'd agree to leave. We'd decide together that we were heading out the door at XYZ time. Then I took to standing at the front door. Somewhere around the 3rd month of marriage I told her I was leaving and if she wanted to ride with me she better head out the door behind me. Otherwise, I'd meet her at the venue. That mostly fixed the problem until one day she decided she'd test me. As I drove down the street I called her on the cellphone to explain that I'd left and would see her later when we met at our destination. For the most part for the balance of our 14 years together she's been moderately close to our mutually agreed upon time of departure. |
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Posted: 5/7/2016 11:54:27 PM EDT
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My wife tried that a few times early on. I started by clearly establishing what time we'd agree to leave. We'd decide together that we were heading out the door at XYZ time. Then I took to standing at the front door. Somewhere around the 3rd month of marriage I told her I was leaving and if she wanted to ride with me she better head out the door behind me. Otherwise, I'd meet her at the venue. That mostly fixed the problem until one day she decided she'd test me. As I drove down the street I called her on the cellphone to explain that I'd left and would see her later when we met at our destination. For the most part for the balance of our 14 years together she's been moderately close to our mutually agreed upon time of departure. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife used to play that game, I took to just going straight outside or to the car and waiting there, so she couldn't concoct any excuses about waiting for me as I fucked around online or what not while waiting. She quit playing that game. She's actually gotten pretty good at the punctuality thing - last event we went to we were right on time. My wife tried that a few times early on. I started by clearly establishing what time we'd agree to leave. We'd decide together that we were heading out the door at XYZ time. Then I took to standing at the front door. Somewhere around the 3rd month of marriage I told her I was leaving and if she wanted to ride with me she better head out the door behind me. Otherwise, I'd meet her at the venue. That mostly fixed the problem until one day she decided she'd test me. As I drove down the street I called her on the cellphone to explain that I'd left and would see her later when we met at our destination. For the most part for the balance of our 14 years together she's been moderately close to our mutually agreed upon time of departure. In ~~10 years you will get sick of "moderately close". And start leaving at your pre-published departure time. And it will be wonderful. The best part is that she can't complain. |
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