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Nothing funner than a homebuilt shitbox on the trails, while the Noobicon guys with 50 payments remaining on the loan get gun shy about trivial things such as body damage.
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Op is mad because some LS swapped mid 80s shit box with a Taiwan tornado maker gapped him.
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It's all fun and games until your shit box Forester xt you paid 1500 bucks for is faster of the line then Corvettes. I'll take my rusted POS I can actually drive over a 70+ thousand euro bullshit.
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AMGs are shitboxes just like Fieros. Haven't you ever asked yourself why they depreciate so fucking hard? They cost more to maintain outside of warranty than they are worth. Porsche 911 is where it's at when it comes to German cars.
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Quoted: A shitbox would fall apart before it took an AMG out on a real track. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Plenty of shitboxes would destroy an AMG in the corners, or in a straight line, and nobody would confuse it with a KIA stinger on the street. A shitbox would fall apart before it took an AMG out on a real track. Meh, it depends on who built the shitbox. There was this movie about two guys that built a shitbox and took it to Ferrari . What was the name of that movie? |
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Quoted: The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? |
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That's not how you custom car bro...
OP is outta his wheelhouse. Btw customizing cars is a American tradition, like being awesome, and kicking ass.. Op.. fail on so many levels... |
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Define shitbox. Most that are considered souped up shitboxes now will be worth more than an AMG 20 years from now. Unlike the AMG, they will still run too.
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Quoted: Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. |
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Never got stumped in my 911 Twin Turbo with AWD. Busted everything on the street to include a 458 F car.
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Quoted: People make due with what they must. And so do you OP. It is doubtful you have your dream car. You had to make a compromise. I like car people not car snobs. Kids souping up shitbox Hondas and the like are the spiritual successors to the hot rodders of yore. View Quote No doubt. Nothing but respect for someone who built thier own bad ass ride. |
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If OP's neighbor(or anyone else the OP has come in contact with) dropped a V8 into a Fiero, the only reason to bitch about it is if the person spent OP's money to do so. By all means roll your eyes at if you don't like it, but there are a hell of a lot more important things to worry about.
Shit, if I had a Fiero, and the time and skill to drop a V8 into it and do it right, I'd have to think about it myself. |
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Ostensibly, you are of the means to afford said AMG...yet you seek to call out those that have less and yet perform just as well.
There a bunch in there to unpack..and frankly I don't give a fuck enough to put that much effort in...but it is telling. |
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Quoted: Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. |
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Quoted: People make due with what they must. And so do you OP. It is doubtful you have your dream car. You had to make a compromise. I like car people not car snobs. Kids souping up shitbox Hondas and the like are the spiritual successors to the hot rodders of yore. View Quote Yep and they keep the drag strip open for all the trailer cars. Nothing like a hole shot win against a superior car. |
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Race me in real life. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh i am sorry you probably do not have a brain.
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Quoted: Never got stumped in my 911 Twin Turbo with AWD. Busted everything on the street to include a 458 F car. View Quote You just haven't run up against the right " shitbox" yet. I have ridden in 900 + HP Honda Civics and VWs when they have walked on all kinds of expensive euro trash........ Porsches included. Also some 1200 HP street legal American muscle cars too. I don't know many factory purchased cars that can run in the 7s and 8s. Hats off to the shitbox builders. ETA: Bring your porsche to this guys house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDswtLUhdM |
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Quoted: Ostensibly, you are of the means to afford said AMG...yet you seek to call out those that have less and yet perform just as well. There a bunch in there to unpack..and frankly I don't give a fuck enough to put that much effort in...but it is telling. View Quote I can't afford an AMG. Yet here I am, accepting that my inferior vehicle is indeed inferior. |
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What kind of asshole would build their own car???
Just toss money at some salesman! |
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Quoted: I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? |
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View Quote That just looks like a clean first gen Durango. |
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Quoted: Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? GL63 |
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Quoted: BTW - are used to have a 1988 Fiero GT into which I swapped a Cadillac Northstar V-8. And that thing ran like a scalded dog! View Quote You. You and your kind that swapped Northstars in Fieros are the reason why my father dumped his plans to swap a supercharged V6 into a clean MR2 chassis he acquired. It was all there, sitting in our garage read to to go. And you know what happened? Some guy from church had the same idea as you and couldn't get it running. My father offered to help, saw the nightmare of a wiring job the guy did and completely gave up hope in cars, and nearly life itself. Over the next few months all the fun projects my father had or had planned slowly disappeared to be replace with a Camry. All because of that nightmare Fiero and the bubba fucked wiring job from that Cadillac engine. Ok, some of it may have been because he had too many projects and my mother was pissed off about him wanting even more, but it's still easier to blame the Fiero. |
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Depends on the definition of “souped up”.
2002 Nissan Altima with intake, ricey exhaust, whale tale spoiler, vents in venders to cool down the huge 8” brakes, and a scoop on the hood......well, it’s your car, do what you want, but please don’t think it’s fast. Putting actual work into any vehicle to double or triple the OEM HP specs.....respect, no matter what you can or can’t afford. Side note, I love cool sleepers. I’d guess 95% of womenz do not. Not exactly pussy-pullers. |
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Meh, buddy used to work for honda.
Told me about a 600+ hp Odyssey they had as a test platform. I'd buy it. |
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Quoted: Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? The most finicky... Problem prone vehicles I have ever owned were my Mercedes Benz's followed closely by my BMW E30. At least the E30 had some redeeming qualities. All the shit boxes I have built are still on the road. My highly modified shitbox Mustang is up to about 42,000 miles on it since it was modified, I have replaced one set of spark plugs, upgraded the cams and replaced a flex tube in the turbo flange. I have never had any of my modified shit boxes leave me on the side of the road. I am not rich enough to own an AMG, but if I were, I wouldn't. |
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Quoted: Gotta appreciate the sleepers OP. And if you get gapped by an LS-swapped minivan you have to respect it. View Quote I love sleepers and things that have no business being fast but are. Also love things used inappropriately, like offroad trucks street hooning and off road capable cars. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: But at the end of the day, it's still an old shitbox. Who's the real winner? The guy that spent a shit ton less to go faster than a guy who spent a fortune ? Meh. Is the faster car also more luxurious and comfortable? Without a doubt. It's also not fuck ugly and likely to explode when you step on the gas. I’m a car guy. I’ve got a “shitbox” foxbody project sitting in the garage. If I threw $25k at the Fox I MIGHT be able to get it to perform with the AMG, but a remap of the AMG for $3k and the Fox would need another $10-15k to keep up. And the Fox would still be a POS that got no respect at the valet. AMGs loose value because they aren’t the new hotness and every time one goes to the dealer they want to install new tires. Now this is some good insight. Which AMG do you have, if you don't mind me asking? GL63 Nice. |
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Souped up shit boxes are the most fun you can have on the road without a bike. Especially in urban areas or twisties.
Sorry you're wrong OP. I was wrong once. It was horrible. |
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Quoted: You just haven't run up against the right " shitbox" yet. I have ridden in 900 + HP Honda Civics and VWs when they have walked on all kinds of expensive euro trash........ Porsches included. Also some 1200 HP street legal American muscle cars too. I don't know many factory purchased cars that can run in the 7s and 8s. Hats off to the shitbox builders. ETA: Bring your porsche to this guys house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDswtLUhdM View Quote |
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View Quote Well there.. Fellow asshole! That's a nice shitbox! |
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Quoted: People make due with what they must. And so do you OP. It is doubtful you have your dream car. You had to make a compromise. I like car people not car snobs. Kids souping up shitbox Hondas and the like are the spiritual successors to the hot rodders of yore. View Quote That is lost on so many people. Was at a domestic (and domestic powered) car show and watched a kid get shit all over by a bunch of checkbook hotrodders. His car was an obviously garage built Nissan S13 (240SX) with a FWD 5.3 LSX setup stuffed behind the seats. It was rough around the edges but I thought it was one of the cooler cars there. Finally got fed up with the jorts wearing 55+ asshats and said something along those lines out loud. "This is hotrodding right here" I really could appreciate the blood, sweat and tears invested in it. |
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Quoted: You just haven't run up against the right " shitbox" yet. I have ridden in 900 + HP Honda Civics and VWs when they have walked on all kinds of expensive euro trash........ Porsches included. Also some 1200 HP street legal American muscle cars too. I don't know many factory purchased cars that can run in the 7s and 8s. Hats off to the shitbox builders. ETA: Bring your porsche to this guys house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DDswtLUhdM View Quote |
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