Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Page / 9
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:12:24 PM EST
[#1]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
If I were Trump I'd order that the uniforms be black too (cause space is) and designed by Hugo Boss.

If you're gonna trigger people, may as well make them go cyclic.
View Quote
Like Doogie in Starship Troopers!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:13:01 PM EST
[#2]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
USMC was kicking around it's own Space Marine program ten years ago, something called "Hot Eagle" (not making that up).  It was imagined to be a sub-orbital landing craft like Scaled Composites' SpaceShipOne/SpaceShipTwo, continental US to anywhere in 2 hours, but just as importantly not legally violating anybody's airspace on the way there, and very difficult to defend against.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
All you "trooper" supporter, calm down.

This is going to be all sbout killing other peoples' satellites while keeping ours safe.
You sure know how to drop a turd in a punch bowl, doncha?
USMC was kicking around it's own Space Marine program ten years ago, something called "Hot Eagle" (not making that up).  It was imagined to be a sub-orbital landing craft like Scaled Composites' SpaceShipOne/SpaceShipTwo, continental US to anywhere in 2 hours, but just as importantly not legally violating anybody's airspace on the way there, and very difficult to defend against.
Project Hot Eagle is the DARPA name. The Military name is SUSTAIN (Small Unit Space Transport and Insertion); the project was never cancelled and I haven't seen any news about it in a decade. Makes you wonder.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:14:18 PM EST
[#3]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"My president made a space Army and bangs porn stars and STILL can't get suppressors off of Title II!"
View Quote
Fixed.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:16:54 PM EST
[#4]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:16:55 PM EST
[#5]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
...why, though?
View Quote
Enough important shit is going on in orbit now that a single cohesive authority to manage it is warranted.

Comm sats, nav sats, intel sats, weapons (X-37B), future weapons systems, anti-sat weapons... There's a lot of shit going on in the big nothing.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:17:18 PM EST
[#6]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Space JAG Corps! I'll cross examine the fuck out of those martians!
View Quote
Did you or did you not Mr. Marvin, if that is indeed your real name, have a state mandated child safety lock device on your Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator at the time of the so-called "accident?"

Immediately prior to, what you claim was all an "accident" did you not state:"Oh! I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus." to a room full of witnesses at the Acme Trading Company Returns Department who will corroborate the authenticity of said statement?

Furthermore, after said "accident" did you or did you not, state to the effect, and I quote: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!" followed subsequently by, and again I quote: "This makes me very angry, very angry indeed."

The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

Call Bellisario up right now man! Because I'd watch the hell out of Aimless: Space JAG. I mean, it'd have to be better than NCIS right?


Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:17:45 PM EST
[#7]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:18:07 PM EST
[#8]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Doesn’t matter. You enlist at 85 and get a brand new genetically enhanced body.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Enlistment age?

I feel fit for space travel but I am almost 40
Doesn’t matter. You enlist at 85 and get a brand new genetically enhanced body.
Where do I sign?
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:19:54 PM EST
[#9]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
If it brings Calico back, I'm all for it.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:21:34 PM EST
[#10]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Ok I will come out of retirement to door gun a space shuttle.

Gonna have to practice my knife throwing to fight the bugs though.

Halo jump from orbit sounds baddass!!!
View Quote
HAHO would take forever.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:23:42 PM EST
[#11]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:23:52 PM EST
[#12]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Did he announce this at a press conference or is this from a "source"?
View Quote
Marvin the Martian made it all up.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/trump-announces-new-military-space-force/2018/06/18/fd0c54f2-7315-11e8-bda1-18e53a448a14_video.html
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:25:35 PM EST
[#13]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
In zero gravity will it even matter if your knees and backs are shot ?
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Enlistment age?

I feel fit for space travel but I am almost 40
Doesn't matter. You enlist at 85 and get a brand new genetically enhanced body.
In zero gravity will it even matter if your knees and backs are shot ?
If that's the case, sign me up today!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:26:57 PM EST
[#14]
GEOTUS and Space Marines. Oh yeah.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:27:20 PM EST
[#15]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Do you know how long it took me to purge that movie from my memory? And there you went and did that.

View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Do you know how long it took me to purge that movie from my memory? And there you went and did that.

And I eschew you...
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:28:10 PM EST
[#16]
LOL Make Space Great Again!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:29:58 PM EST
[#17]
BUG HUNTS!!!



I can see it now, arfcommers throwing their M41A Pulse Rifles down the driveway for the Colonial Marine-look.

Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:34:54 PM EST
[#18]
REALLY makes you wonder what kind of technology we have that they aren't telling us about.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:36:28 PM EST
[#19]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Starship Troopers was a documentary of the future.
View Quote
Well, so was Idiocracy.

We live in interesting times.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:38:51 PM EST
[#20]
The zipper-suited sun gods are going to be pissed that they will soon have to suck hind tit to the space-suited Star Gods.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:39:00 PM EST
[#21]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Well, so was Idiocracy.

We live in interesting times.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Starship Troopers was a documentary of the future.
Well, so was Idiocracy.

We live in interesting times.
Very interesting indeed.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:44:12 PM EST
[#22]
Can Trump create a new branch?

The Air Force was created by the National Security Act of 1947.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:48:27 PM EST
[#23]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

there is some logic to this, even though he may be getting way ahead of reality.

At some point, we are going to see things like docking with hostile spacecraft become a real thing, whether by robot or humans. There will be a space arms race, even if nobody is "supposed to be" allowed to put nukes in orbit. Anti-sattelite and anti-space craft technology will become real. Somebody will be the first to put rods from god in orbit. Someone will train to either take it over or take it out.

As it gets cheaper to put stuff in space, people will put stuff in space, including no-so friendly types.
View Quote
These three are very likely presently the case already. The rods, well, no direct proof but a lot of circumstantial evidence. Anti-satellite-satellites are older tech, as is the same general tech (space-based claymore mine, more or less) for use against spacecraft.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:50:02 PM EST
[#24]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
For several decades at least the "Space Force" will be nothing but a bunch of nerds in front of computers with anime girl screensavers. Meh.
View Quote
SIGN ME UP!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:54:25 PM EST
[#25]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 1:54:50 PM EST
[#26]
Training center for all the new "space cadets" will be where?

If there is a young Denise Richards there with pouty DSLs I may just have to try to be Jonny Ricco.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:01:37 PM EST
[#27]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
The Posleen are coming.  
View Quote
Dang yellow ponies!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:03:03 PM EST
[#28]
Posleen are coming.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:05:01 PM EST
[#29]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:06:05 PM EST
[#30]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:09:14 PM EST
[#31]
They sent a message out into the cosmos. They got a reply.

D.........I........E.....!

We are fooked
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:18:17 PM EST
[#32]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
If Space Force is the 6th what is the 5th ?
View Quote
Air Force
Army
Navy
USMC
Coast Guard
Space force
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:23:35 PM EST
[#33]
Ha, some here think we don’t already have one.

LoL
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:25:17 PM EST
[#34]
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/trump-space-force-air-force/index.html

Seems like the difference will be this will be separate from the Air Force, while the proposal last year was to make it a department of the Air Force, like the USMC.

"Space Force": Donald Trump officially announces 6th military branch
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:31:36 PM EST
[#35]
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:32:11 PM EST
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Space shuttle door gunner might become an actual MOS... interesting times we live in.
View Quote
Imagine that.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:33:20 PM EST
[#37]
Can’t wait for the privates to start bitching and the spec4 mafia to come to fruition.

Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:34:11 PM EST
[#38]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/trump-space-force-air-force/index.html

Seems like the difference will be this will be separate from the Air Force, while the proposal last year was to make it a department of the Air Force, like the USMC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ygex6zRjQM
View Quote
thank god.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:34:37 PM EST
[#39]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
View Quote
One of my old Army buddies went to Air Force OCS after going to college and is in Space Command.

Doesn't seem very exciting, just a bunch of satellite moving.  Of course, they could have badass shit but we would never know because it seems everything is highly classified.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:37:42 PM EST
[#40]
Space x’s BFR (big Fuc, er Falcon Rocket) is going to bring down the cost of space by another large sum, AGAIN. Pthe second stage can be used as a suborbital transport to anywhere in the world in less than an hour. Its potential for military use has not been discussed much.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:39:33 PM EST
[#41]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Coast Guard.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
If Space Force is the 6th what is the 5th ?
Coast Guard.
The Coast Guard isn't a real branch.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:40:41 PM EST
[#42]
Cool!

But, I’m a little too old to be reactivated...

Besides, all the shuttles are museum pieces...and my old EMU doesn’t fit anymore...
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:41:41 PM EST
[#43]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

A Texas sized wet blanket here.

Why don't you go to the local park and scream how santa isn't real?

View Quote
He isn't?

What about all those other ones, like The Easter Bunny, and a whole bunch more?
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:43:12 PM EST
[#44]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

I agree with this analysis, perhaps not ET more Russia and China based but who knows.

Where does this leave NASA?
View Quote
Reaching out to muslims?
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:44:14 PM EST
[#45]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Cool!

But, I’m a little too old to be reactivated...

Besides, all the shuttles are museum pieces...and my old EMU doesn’t fit anymore...
View Quote
You should do an AMA on here.
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:46:49 PM EST
[#46]
awesome!
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:49:33 PM EST
[#47]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Sounds like a space cadet may end up being a real thing.

And you thought the Air Force got made fun of...
View Quote
Fuck it I don't even care, make fun. My daughters may end up being Space Soldiers. This time around though being SS will mean you are the good guys. Right on
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:51:03 PM EST
[#48]
Hell yeah!  Can't wait to see the uniforms and equipment.

I say go for the Imperial Storm Trooper look.

Patrol the border with Imperial Walkers.

Fuck the Rebel Alliance!  
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:51:07 PM EST
[#49]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Space x’s BFR (big Fuc, er Falcon Rocket) is going to bring down the cost of space by another large sum, AGAIN. Pthe second stage can be used as a suborbital transport to anywhere in the world in less than an hour. Its potential for military use has not been discussed much.
View Quote
The question that I have never seen asked is, can/will SpaceX see to the Military directly. Can the airforce or this new space comand, or any branch decide they want to buy 20 BFRs and 60 transports for rapid deployment all across the world?
Link Posted: 6/18/2018 2:54:13 PM EST
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
For several decades at least the "Space Force" will be nothing but a bunch of nerds in front of computers with anime girl screensavers. Meh.
View Quote
Yep.

I don't have any interest in the anime, but I wouldn't mind raising my right hand again, slapping on a butter bar, and spending ~14 years sitting in an office/bunker while complying with the weakest PT standards imaginable.

Of course, I'll probably be well into my 40s before this branch actually comes into existence.
Page / 9
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top