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Posted: 12/12/2017 5:14:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Actually I read a rumor that Finn gets yellow fever. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 5:40:34 PM EST
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Luke, you have two fathers.
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Posted: 12/12/2017 6:22:35 PM EST
[#3]
In before "He wear's High Heel's and Lingerie" ..
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Posted: 12/12/2017 7:13:42 PM EST
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Posted: 12/12/2017 7:24:04 PM EST
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Yet another “all things are political “ stories. This I think is SJW assholes trying to create hype, after all black dude is crushing hard on Raea or whatever.
Wouldn’t surprise me, fuck why not have Chewbacca have a cross dressing scene and a dream sequence of having a pup. Fuck,!i hate these assholes. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 7:53:17 PM EST
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Still less disturbing than the implied incest of episodes IV and V. People are all ass hurt about gays and stuff in Star Wars as if Star Wars was never left leaning in it's story material. It has also had strong female leads in it in every single movie. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 7:55:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Right? People are all ass hurt about gays and stuff in Star Wars as if Star Wars was never left leaning in it's story material. It has also had strong female leads in it in every single movie. Lucas clearly stated he drew Vietnam parallels with Endor, and in the prequels, the corporations were the "Bad guys" in league with the Dark Lord. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:03:00 PM EST
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For example, ROTJ. Lucas clearly stated he drew Vietnam parallels with Endor, and in the prequels, the corporations were the "Bad guys" in league with the Dark Lord. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Right? People are all ass hurt about gays and stuff in Star Wars as if Star Wars was never left leaning in it's story material. It has also had strong female leads in it in every single movie. Lucas clearly stated he drew Vietnam parallels with Endor, and in the prequels, the corporations were the "Bad guys" in league with the Dark Lord. Instead we got an autistic-teddybear-macgyver montage. 
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:03:56 PM EST
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Well fuck. Do I take my daughter to see it this weekend or do I go and see it myself to see if it's appropriate for her? I don't want to take her and expose her to some faggot gay dude on dude action. All she's been talking about is going to see this movie with me.  |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:10:27 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: As a slight tangent, I think the ewok plot line could have been workable, had it been executed better. All we needed were a few gruesome shots where hordes of primative ewoks are mowed down in droves by the stormtrooper's defensive line before ultimately overrunning the shield generator by shear numerical advantage. I could believe that, in its own context. Instead we got an autistic-teddybear-macgyver montage. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:10:27 PM EST
[#11]
Well, why should kids be subjected to same sex?
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:16:11 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If your children are influnced by what they see on movies and TV and video games you are a shitty parent. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:24:19 PM EST
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Um... they predicted a trend of fathers with dead wives? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hollywierd and TV has been engaged in predictive programming for decades now. The single parent family was prevalent in the shows of the '50s - '60s. The Rifleman, Andy Griffith, My Three Sons, Bonanza are a few examples I recall. Same formula used by all the writers. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:46:35 PM EST
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LGBT, Star Wars themed, retitled movies:
Brokeback Deathstar Stormtroopers Don't Cry My Own Private Tatooine The Talented Mr. Vader Bantha Day Afternoon Chasing Leia (or Rey) |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 8:46:59 PM EST
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That's it, I am rooting for the space Nazis. They were the good guys!  Either way, I already tapped out of Star Whores before this last turd. Originally hinted as an actual war film in space with no force powers, done by the guys who did Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, that morphed into some bullshit with a super bad ass chick as the lead. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 9:16:13 PM EST
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Don't care, still gonna see it, if you apply your moral outrage to everything you'll be an awfully boring and bored person these days. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:18:49 PM EST
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"Nazis?" They were the good guys! Either way, I already tapped out of Star Whores before this last turd. Originally hinted as an actual war film in space with no force powers, done by the guys who did Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, that morphed into some bullshit with a super bad ass chick as the lead. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's it, I am rooting for the space Nazis. They were the good guys! Either way, I already tapped out of Star Whores before this last turd. Originally hinted as an actual war film in space with no force powers, done by the guys who did Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, that morphed into some bullshit with a super bad ass chick as the lead. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. 
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:28:10 PM EST
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Anal Warts: The Last Browneye
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:38:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:39:56 PM EST
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:50:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler 
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Posted: 12/12/2017 10:50:56 PM EST
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After the original 3 movies, I quit watching, that was 1983. Sometimes i feel like an outcast because I'm usually the only person that doesn't care for star wars (or most things Lucas). I've watched the original 3 (IV, V, VI) as a kid, the next set (I, II, III) with jar jar buttfucker as a young man, and then tried to watch VII about a month ago. I remember it sucking when i was a kid. I remember it sucking when i was a bit older. Now, i can't even watch 10 min. I turned VII off because it was fucking horrible. So, starting with III, it was bad, and got progressively worse. George Lucas can choke on a bag of dicks. |
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Posted: 12/12/2017 11:51:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 6:43:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler Disney touched me when they killed the EU. #metoo
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Posted: 12/13/2017 6:47:33 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I think you actually managed to convert me there. I always disliked the Jedi, but never made the jump to full-on Empire support until reading your post. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler 
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Posted: 12/13/2017 8:42:19 AM EST
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In this movie, the
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:24:31 AM EST
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Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's it, I am rooting for the space Nazis. They were the good guys! Either way, I already tapped out of Star Whores before this last turd. Originally hinted as an actual war film in space with no force powers, done by the guys who did Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, that morphed into some bullshit with a super bad ass chick as the lead. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler I've often said, Alderaan was a floating Fallujah. There were no "moderate" rebels there. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:30:36 AM EST
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Holy shit, bro. Did we just become best friends?! I've often said, Alderaan was a floating Fallujah. There were no "moderate" rebels there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That's it, I am rooting for the space Nazis. They were the good guys! Either way, I already tapped out of Star Whores before this last turd. Originally hinted as an actual war film in space with no force powers, done by the guys who did Blackhawk Down and Saving Private Ryan, that morphed into some bullshit with a super bad ass chick as the lead. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler I've often said, Alderaan was a floating Fallujah. There were no "moderate" rebels there. Fuck the Jedi, Fuck the Rebels, Hail the Empire. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:39:09 AM EST
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Hush..... Disney touched me when they killed the EU. #metoo |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:42:10 AM EST
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If your children are influnced by what they see on movies and TV and video games you are a shitty parent. 
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:42:40 AM EST
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Oh who gives a sheeet.... it’s a sci-fi movie about space war with space travel, light speed, and a invisiable force you can’t see that lets you know things and move things with your mind. Not to mention the originals had some pretty disturbing concepts for it being the 80’s. On top of that, from the very beginning, there has been interspeicies relationships and characters that who can tell what sex they are... and you all care about a ex storm trooper that may or may not have a thing with a resistance pilot. Plus most pilots are gay, I’d know I am a pilot
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:45:06 AM EST
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Why must everything be gay?
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:52:23 AM EST
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Good grief.
 According to the spoilers I've read, Finn ends up with feelings for a new female character in the movie.
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Posted: 12/13/2017 9:59:49 AM EST
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They won't fag it up, they want to sell tickets in countries that don't love the gay. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:03:43 AM EST
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Hush..... Disney touched me when they killed the EU. #metooQuote HistoryQuoted:
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Quoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler Disney touched me when they killed the EU. #metoo |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:04:47 AM EST
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Good grief. According to the spoilers I've read, Finn ends up with feelings for a new female character in the movie. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:28:30 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler But like all good propagandists pandering for their cause, you like to leave out the inconvenient bits of info that don't jive with your agenda. 1. The Sith Order is based on graft, deception, hate and death. You are expected to kill your master. You are trained to be selfish, brutal, to have no mercy, the ends always justify the means. The majority of all Sith are borderline psychotic killers because of this philosophy. 2. The Jedi only sought to kill any Sith (the species, not the Order) as a part of the larger war that was started prior to their discovery when the Dark Jedi joined the Sith. The Sith population decline had a lot more to do with interbreeding between Dark Jedi and Sith than any all out attack of Jedi directed at the Sith species. 3. The Sith, and the Empire, believed in slavery and endorsed it, wholeheartedly. (One might say the Jedi practiced a form of slavery with padawans, but they were allowed to leave. You only leave the Sith Order in a body bag) So... saying that. The Jedi are repugnant. They wish to take what makes us human and remove anything they find inconvenient rather than teaching you how to control everything that makes you who you are, adapting to it, and then choosing to do the right thing, because it's the right thing. The Jedi are responsible for the creation of the Dark Jedi, and the Sith, because they made no allowance for anyone to think differently than them and it lead to people who did think differently breaking away, and in doing so, breaking away with hate and malice and an intent at payback. That hatred has been the driving force ever since. If the Jedi had made allowances for being a grey Jedi, and using the council to ensure no one stepped too far out of line, instead of being dictatorial jackasses that told you how to live, feel and think, then it may have been avoided. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:32:35 AM EST
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I don't know...I honestly wouldn't mind if disney gayed it up a bit.
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:36:50 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most of this is factually accurate and i agree with a lot of it. But like all good propagandists pandering for their cause, you like to leave out the inconvenient bits of info that don't jive with your agenda. 1. The Sith Order is based on graft, deception, hate and death. You are expected to kill your master. You are trained to be selfish, brutal, to have no mercy, the ends always justify the means. The majority of all Sith are borderline psychotic killers because of this philosophy. 2. The Jedi only sought to kill any Sith (the species, not the Order) as a part of the larger war that was started prior to their discovery when the Dark Jedi joined the Sith. The Sith population decline had a lot more to do with interbreeding between Dark Jedi and Sith than any all out attack of Jedi directed at the Sith species. 3. The Sith, and the Empire, believed in slavery and endorsed it, wholeheartedly. (One might say the Jedi practiced a form of slavery with padawans, but they were allowed to leave. You only leave the Sith Order in a body bag) So... saying that. The Jedi are repugnant. They wish to take what makes us human and remove anything they find inconvenient rather than teaching you how to control everything that makes you who you are, adapting to it, and then choosing to do the right thing, because it's the right thing. The Jedi are responsible for the creation of the Dark Jedi, and the Sith, because they made no allowance for anyone to think differently than them and it lead to people who did think differently breaking away, and in doing so, breaking away with hate and malice and an intent at payback. That hatred has been the driving force ever since. If the Jedi had made allowances for being a grey Jedi, and using the council to ensure no one stepped too far out of line, instead of being dictatorial jackasses that told you how to live, feel and think, then it may have been avoided. No thanks. I pick the "barely-out-of-feudalism" Mandalorians.
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:42:52 AM EST
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Me too. The Xwing series was awesome and Lucas really treated Tim Zahn shitty. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:44:47 AM EST
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Being there the EU is dead, a lot of your "Empire 4 Lyfe!!!" argument died along with it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:47:13 AM EST
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I don't know...I honestly wouldn't mind if disney gayed it up a bit. http://i.magaimg.net/img/23lh.png |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:48:18 AM EST
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Communist Jedi vs National Socialist Sith? No thanks. I pick the "barely-out-of-feudalism" Mandalorians. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Most of this is factually accurate and i agree with a lot of it. But like all good propagandists pandering for their cause, you like to leave out the inconvenient bits of info that don't jive with your agenda. 1. The Sith Order is based on graft, deception, hate and death. You are expected to kill your master. You are trained to be selfish, brutal, to have no mercy, the ends always justify the means. The majority of all Sith are borderline psychotic killers because of this philosophy. 2. The Jedi only sought to kill any Sith (the species, not the Order) as a part of the larger war that was started prior to their discovery when the Dark Jedi joined the Sith. The Sith population decline had a lot more to do with interbreeding between Dark Jedi and Sith than any all out attack of Jedi directed at the Sith species. 3. The Sith, and the Empire, believed in slavery and endorsed it, wholeheartedly. (One might say the Jedi practiced a form of slavery with padawans, but they were allowed to leave. You only leave the Sith Order in a body bag) So... saying that. The Jedi are repugnant. They wish to take what makes us human and remove anything they find inconvenient rather than teaching you how to control everything that makes you who you are, adapting to it, and then choosing to do the right thing, because it's the right thing. The Jedi are responsible for the creation of the Dark Jedi, and the Sith, because they made no allowance for anyone to think differently than them and it lead to people who did think differently breaking away, and in doing so, breaking away with hate and malice and an intent at payback. That hatred has been the driving force ever since. If the Jedi had made allowances for being a grey Jedi, and using the council to ensure no one stepped too far out of line, instead of being dictatorial jackasses that told you how to live, feel and think, then it may have been avoided. No thanks. I pick the "barely-out-of-feudalism" Mandalorians. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:49:36 AM EST
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Mandalorians had it right before the TV shows made them sissies. 
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Posted: 12/13/2017 10:52:12 AM EST
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It's a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away that's chock full of aliens, droids, clones and knights with magic powers. Why wouldn't there also be fags?
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:00:08 AM EST
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:06:13 AM EST
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Why are they mocking mental disorders ? 
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:14:44 AM EST
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I don't know...I honestly wouldn't mind if disney gayed it up a bit. http://i.magaimg.net/img/23lh.png 
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:17:46 AM EST
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The Jedi Council's dogmatism and refusal to admit error when it was staring at them in the face is ultimately why the Jedi must end. For example, see Ahsoka Tano's wrongful expulsion from the order and their subsequent refusal to admit their mistake. It only pushed Anakin to distrust the Council more and Ahsoka's departure was one less protective factor against Anakin falling to the dark side.
It isn't the Order's absolute refusal of the dark side that demands its end. It was the dogmatism and denial of natural human feelings that led to its demise. |
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Posted: 12/13/2017 11:23:25 AM EST
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Pluto is still a planet and the EU is still canon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Quoted: Alderaan was like Afghanistan. They funded, housed, and supported Rebel Terrorists. Bail Prestor Organa was one of the founding members of the Rebel Alliance and was also the ruling leader of Alderaan. Striking Alderaan is a good thing. Planet wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Part of that is getting space nuked by the Death Star. The Sith was a religious order that broke away from the Jedi and were persecuted like many early Protestants were when they broke away from the Catholic Church. The Jedi literally waged a war and killed the original Species of Sith. THE JEDI WAGED A WAR OF GENOCIDE. They then went after people that simply wanted to experience emotions, have families, and want to grow. The Jedi Order kidnapped kids and brainwashed them for God's sake. Yoda even said that Anakin was too old for training. Why? because he fucking remembered his mother.... that's why. They didn't even attempt to free his mother. They let her stay as a slave! Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke to get him to fight against Vader. Nor did they train Leia and even tell her that she's Force sensitive. They told Luke that Vader killed his father, that his father was a navigator on a freighter, that his father was a innocent pawn killed by the Sith, etc.... ALL FUCKING LIES. The Jedi were self appointed, fell under no civil government control (ie the People), mind fucked citizens, stole property, destroyed property, carried weapons while the citizenry were disarmed, and lopped off limbs like bored Samurai. The Rebels wanted to bring back a corrupt government that worked much like the USSR. The Republic preached freedom yet bred an army of living beings and sent them to slaughter against a group of systems that wanted to leave the Republic over economic and tax issues. Sounds like fucking slavery to me. The Empire didn't give a fuck if Han was armed.... Stormies walked right by him in the bar. He only got into trouble for agreeing to smuggle a know Jedi Terrorist and his Bacha Bazi Lover Boy Toy. Lando ran Cloud City with no problems.... until he harbored terrorists. The Galactic Empire were the good guys. They spared Imperial Tax Payers the cost of rebuilding the Death Star by using Wookies. And before anyone says anything about slavery. The Empire ended the Jedi pushed affirmative action for lesser species. Humans are the majority species in the galaxy and they got the jobs because they were good. But that didn't stop aliens from getting good jobs. Look at Grand Admiral Thrawn. A Chiss became one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Armed Forces. Not because he was an affirmative action hire but because he was ruthless, calculating, and excellent at what he did. Which was war. Anyways, back to Wookies. They aren't a highly intelligent species. They live in tree, pick fleas from each other, and attempt to eat random pieces of clearly baited meat just hanging in the woods. They are much like horses and dogs. Beasts of burden that can be trained to be service animals. No more and no less. The Jedi are the true bad guys. Fanatic Religious Soace Wizards that randomly kidnap children and brainwash them in their space madrasas. They tell them that "they'll be one with the force" it is no different than being told they'll get 72 Virgins. So they kidnap a kid, brainwash him, and just forget to liberate his mother from slavery. Yeah, real fucking noble. Then you have the Rebels. A group of Radical Space Marxists that are lead by a stuck up bitch of "royal nobility" that want to out back the Radical Religious Fanatical Space Wizards that kidnap kids. They're terrorists committing terror attacks, bombings, theft, etc.... fuck them. Bunch of scum. Fuck the Rebels. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/endor-holocaust-demotivational-poster-1247948587.jpg Click To View Spoiler Disney touched me when they killed the EU. #metooThe EU was only Canon because Lucas is a whore. It was too spread out, too fucky. It needed a reboot to reign it in like comic series do every decade or so. ETA: I do agree about Pluto. |
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