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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:02:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:06:38 PM EDT
[#1]
What's he saying now? Don't have time to watch.
He is a notorious liar (Segall) |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:12:43 PM EDT
[#2]
May watch later.
He was interesting earlier on in life. White dude moved to Japan and married into a dojo, and at the time, he actually was good at martial arts. Then turned into a pathological liar and has been making movies that are pure comedic gold. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:13:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: May watch later. He was interesting earlier on in life. White dude moved to Japan and married into a dojo, and at the time, he actually was good at martial arts. Then turned into a pathological liar and a has been. Making movies that are pure comedic gold. He's also grown extremely large |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:16:07 PM EDT
[#4]
He is a POS and should not be allowed around any one with a vagina.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:16:58 PM EDT
[#5]
He's an obese loser and conman.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:17:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He's also grown extremely large |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:21:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He is a POS and should not be allowed around any one with a vagina. He is after Putin's carrot these days. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:22:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Steven Segal is what I imagine Eric Cartman would be in real life lol
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:24:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Recently he has been doing covert special ops for the Russians in Ukraine, demoralizing Ukrainian forces by sneaking into their camps and eating all their food.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:26:08 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh boy, lost me @ "secret style"
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:27:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Recently he has been doing covert special ops for the Russians in Ukraine, demoralizing Ukrainian forces by sneaking into their camps and eating all their food. He ate Russell Bentley |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:29:29 PM EDT
[#12]
I remember we did it a couple years ago too lol. He's so ridiculous.
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/I-Spent-24-Hours-With-Steven-Seagal-/5-2546458/ |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:30:26 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He ate Russell Bentley Well he was raped first so maybe? |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:33:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Confirmed douche
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Posted: 4/29/2024 2:51:16 PM EDT
[#15]
 
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh boy, lost me @ "secret style"  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:13:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Is he allowed to own a 1911 because of how much coke he has done or am I thinking of someone else?
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:15:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: May watch later. He was interesting earlier on in life. White dude moved to Japan and married into a dojo, and at the time, he actually was good at martial arts. Then turned into a pathological liar and a has been. Making movies that are pure comedic gold. Space Ice on YouTube really takes it to the next level when it comes to those. 
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:17:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:17:08 PM EDT
[#20]
 John Wick, but as a Seagal Movie |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:17:53 PM EDT
[#21]
I feel like I'm black belt after watching that.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:17:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious.
 Steven Seagal's Code Of Honor Is An Incoherent Mess - Worst Movie Ever Beat by CastleBravo91. 
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:18:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Recently he has been doing covert special ops for the Russians in Ukraine, demoralizing Ukrainian forces by sneaking into their camps and eating all their food. Lol |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:24:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Biggest liar and tub tard on the planet. Lied about being a POST Certified cop and old sheriff Harry Lee in Jefferson Parish loved martial arts movies so he gave him an honorary badge. Wasn't enough for Tubby Tard so he gave him a bullshit reserve captains badge. I would see Harry Lee at Lakeside Theater in Metairie, LA going to see all the latest martial arts movies with his entourage back in the 80's back in my college days. Sheriff Lee was the first Chinese American sheriff in the United States. People loved him but he did have a weakness for karate and kung fu movies.
Entire TV show Lawman was the laughing stock and still a running joke for the real cops in JP. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:29:34 PM EDT
[#25]
You know, they also call that helicopter a Skippy
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:30:01 PM EDT
[#26]
Buffet Master!
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:30:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What's he saying now? Don't have time to watch. He is a notorious liar (Segall) But he has his own wine.   Attached File |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:31:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Biggest liar and tub tard on the planet. Lied about being a POST Certified cop and old sheriff Harry Lee in Jefferson Parish loved martial arts movies so he gave him an honorary badge. Wasn't enough for Tubby Tard so he gave him a bullshit reserve captains badge. I would see Harry Lee at Lakeside Theater in Metairie, LA going to see all the latest martial arts movies with his entourage back in the 80's back in my college days. Sheriff Lee was the first Chinese American sheriff in the United States. People loved him but he did have a weakness for karate and kung fu movies. Entire TV show Lawman was the laughing stock and still a running joke for the real cops in JP. They have been showing Lawman on one of the channels recently and I LOL. Like I said I thought he was on drugs at one time and could not honestly answer a 4473? He doesn't do anything in the show except gear up and ride along. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:37:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of the population Any way to have AI generate a summary of this video so that we don't have to watch it? |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:37:12 PM EDT
[#30]
There are plenty of great Steven Segal movies!
 MADtv Steven Seagal in 'Crouching Cops, Hidden Badges'  Mad TV Steven Seagal Kung Fu sp  MADtv Steven Seagal & Ice Cube in The Odd Couple III  Steven Seagal and Van Damme And if you need a break from his awesome movies, check out his reality series!  Mad TV - Steven Seagal's America |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:39:28 PM EDT
[#31]
I like the end of that one movie when the young leading lady drops here close and starts kissing him, but he keeps all his clothes on in the scene because he is to old and fat for the sex scene. Lol
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:46:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They have been showing Lawman on one of the channels recently and I LOL. Like I said I thought he was on drugs at one time and could not honestly answer a 4473? He doesn't do anything in the show except gear up and ride along. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Biggest liar and tub tard on the planet. Lied about being a POST Certified cop and old sheriff Harry Lee in Jefferson Parish loved martial arts movies so he gave him an honorary badge. Wasn't enough for Tubby Tard so he gave him a bullshit reserve captains badge. I would see Harry Lee at Lakeside Theater in Metairie, LA going to see all the latest martial arts movies with his entourage back in the 80's back in my college days. Sheriff Lee was the first Chinese American sheriff in the United States. People loved him but he did have a weakness for karate and kung fu movies. Entire TV show Lawman was the laughing stock and still a running joke for the real cops in JP. They have been showing Lawman on one of the channels recently and I LOL. Like I said I thought he was on drugs at one time and could not honestly answer a 4473? He doesn't do anything in the show except gear up and ride along. He's a real piece of work. He was the guest rider at one of the Mardi Gras parades in Jefferson Parish long before the Lawman series and the deputies were trying to find him to get his but to the front of the parade before it started. His wife was concerned about where he was and she was already at the float. The jackass was in the back of Clearview Shopping Center where the tail end of the floats lined up flirting with some younger girls. His wife was that smoke show Kelley Lebrock from Weird Science. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:48:19 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Space Ice on YouTube really takes it to the next level when it comes to those.  Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Completely Normal" on Netflix |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:58:16 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu-ZpNDJF_s |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 3:58:56 PM EDT
[#35]
He’s a sexual predator and a scumbag.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:03:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Steven Segal is what I imagine Eric Cartman would be in real life lol Hahaha holy shit I've never thought of that until I read you type it, but you are absolutely correct. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:03:18 PM EDT
[#37]
I see he is now into his Wise Buddha phase.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:11:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryThe best part is you can come home and watch one of those Seagal panning videos every night for weeks. Apparently he churns them out by the dozens. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:12:29 PM EDT
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I’m a little embarrassed to admit this as a lifelong martial artist, but I always thought Steven Seagal was an a keto practitioner. And just for the record, Akido doesn’t work. Now that I’ve got that out-of-the-way, is he claiming that he’s actually a master and some other “secret” style?
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:21:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu-ZpNDJF_sBeat by CastleBravo91. This is internet gold |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:23:03 PM EDT
[#41]
He had a voice acting piece on the game World of Warships, but his lines were so badly voiced that players continued to ridicule him until the game devs pulled his voice entirely and replaced them with a generic actor.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:24:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:27:32 PM EDT
[#43]
He is so full of shit about everything he talks about fighting. I would love to see him get into the ring with a real MMA fighter.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:29:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu-ZpNDJF_sBeat by CastleBravo91. All good, you actually posted a video! 
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:31:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He’s a sexual predator and a scumbag. All those poor, aspiring actresses that have to hook up with him in his movies.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:35:30 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of [ GD’s resident dudes ]. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He's also grown extremely large He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of [ GD’s resident dudes ].  Fixed it for ya. You can thank me later. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:37:55 PM EDT
[#47]
My defense would be to throw an
uninterupted chain of cheese burgers at his mouth till he explodes. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:38:26 PM EDT
[#48]
I remember his cop show where people would get pulled over and he would basically sit there and lecture them on the side of the road for 30 minutes lol
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:41:26 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Steven Segal is what I imagine Eric Cartman would be in real life lol Only SNL host to be banned from returning and have the reruns blacklisted, because he was a huge asshole and everyone hated him. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 4:42:24 PM EDT
[#50]
He’s shaped like the comic book store guy on The Simpsons
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