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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 4:43:26 PM EDT
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* * * And just for the record, Akido doesn’t work. Now that I’ve got that out-of-the-way, is he claiming that he’s actually a master and some other “secret” style?
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Aside from Aikido and the sword stuff, supposedly Seagal has had extensive training in Wing Chun kung fu.

IIRC, Seagal was a longtime student of a Wing Chung grand master instructor based in Chicago (“Randy” somebody) who was himself trained in the Ip Man line of WC, same as Bruce Lee.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 4:47:31 PM EDT
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Oh, what a rare & distinct treat.  Tough guys gonna talk I guess.

Another GD thread were fool's feel free to cast insults towards the Sensei - when they're 3,000 miles away sitting safe in the office of their California mansions or the penthouse of their Kingston, Jamaica Rasta bar...   But I don't have rage. (Exit Wounds)
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 4:48:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 4:51:20 PM EDT
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Has anybody seen Richie?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:02:16 PM EDT
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Works if someone feeds you a straight right or left.......and you have the man skirt on & the person is clueless.
Kote-Gaeshi is legit and the bigger , non-flexible people really do fly if you crank it.

There are a few Akido moves that work along with about 4 throws out of 65 for Kodokan judo.
I do not see Seagal going to the mat and if he does not getting up.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:02:21 PM EDT
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He’s shaped like the comic book store guy on The Simpsons
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Jeff Albertson.  I don't know how or why I know that.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:07:30 PM EDT
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funny part is a solid 80% of the people on here making fun of him,

are in worse shape than he is

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:12:29 PM EDT
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Lots of mouth yapper’s in here I don’t care for the guy but he has an extensive resume in martial arts since starting at 7 years old speaks fluent Japanese , I didn’t realize he was 6’4   .
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:28:47 PM EDT
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He went from being just a cook, to I’ll have that cookie.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:43:01 PM EDT
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Next one.   It’s an interesting interview.  Especially, how well they exploit his narcissistic tendencies by appealing to his ego.    He’s also a sadist.  You can tell he enjoys hurting them a little more than he has to.   Kinda feel bad for his Russian Patsy.  I hope that poor boy is collecting material for a book.   He deserves every penny he can get.  …doesn’t look like a good job, at all.  
Warning: Steven Seagal is DANGEROUS!
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 6:06:31 PM EDT
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I watched the video, not because I like him.  I actually can’t stand him.

However, he has some punches in the video that I would not like to be on the receiving end of.  They look like they hurt.

He also liked to sit down.. ALOT.  Funny, he now has the accent of a foreigner.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 6:14:56 PM EDT
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Aside from Aikido and the sword stuff, supposedly Seagal has had extensive training in Wing Chun kung fu.
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More like Chicken Wing Chun.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 6:21:34 PM EDT
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That’s the 1991 Seagal. The 2024 Seagal looks like this:

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 6:22:29 PM EDT
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He's also grown extremely large
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My first thought. Damn that guy got fat…...
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:35:31 PM EDT
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More like Chicken Wing Chun.
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Aside from Aikido and the sword stuff, supposedly Seagal has had extensive training in Wing Chun kung fu.
More like Chicken Wing Chun.

Dude, do you even aiki-jujits?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:40:48 PM EDT
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Recently he has been doing covert special ops for the Russians in Ukraine, demoralizing Ukrainian forces by sneaking into their camps and eating all their food.
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:41:36 PM EDT
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I tried. Two minutes was all I could take..
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:48:18 PM EDT
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funny part is a solid 80% of the people on here making fun of him,

are in worse shape than he is

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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 7:48:56 PM EDT
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He went from being just a cook, to I'll have that cookie.
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:41:03 PM EDT
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What's he saying now?  Don't have time to watch.

He is a notorious liar (Segall)



But he has his own wine.


https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/41056/20211006_115829_jpg-3201371.JPG

Dammit. Should’ve been a Chianti in a fiasco (bottle)
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:43:53 PM EDT
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I feel like I'm black belt after watching that.
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Did you suddenly get fat, too?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:45:20 PM EDT
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What's he saying now?  Don't have time to watch.

He is a notorious liar (Segall)
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He's got tha Bluez and is gonna play you a Surburban Dad Bluez solo on an expensive Les Paul. Also he's the best martial artist of all time, just ask him.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:46:48 PM EDT
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Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu-ZpNDJF_s

Beat by CastleBravo91.
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I actually like some of his recent movies....but not for the intended reasons.  ??  ??
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:53:55 PM EDT
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Has anybody seen Richie?
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:00:55 PM EDT
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I know back in the day he lived and studied martial arts in Japan and was highly respected. Even to this day I’d still would not want to be on the receiving end of an ass whooping from him.
Oh yeah,anyone see Richie? Anyone know why he did Bobby Lupo?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:28:17 PM EDT
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Like him or hate him, he could still put a hurtin on somebody
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:37:24 PM EDT
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He is a POS and should not be allowed around any one with a vagina.
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True.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:38:49 PM EDT
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Steven Seagal - Mountain Dew Commercial
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:40:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:48:39 PM EDT
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He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of the population
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He's also grown extremely large
He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of the population

He looks like he has to pay someone to help him put his shoes on.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 10:50:54 PM EDT
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He looks like he has to pay someone to help him put his shoes on.
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He's also grown extremely large
He looked like he could still handle his business against 95% of the population

He looks like he has to pay someone to help him put his shoes on.

These are not mutually exclusive
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 10:51:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:40:30 PM EDT
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I know back in the day he lived and studied martial arts in Japan and was highly respected.
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Yeah, Until he married his Sensei's daughter, took over the Dojo when the Sensei died, spent them into poverty then dumped wife and kids to run back to the US.

I've seen him over here and he travels with a group of bodyguards because his rep is that bad within the Osaka martial arts world.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:43:46 PM EDT
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Yeah, Until he married his Sensei's daughter, took over the Dojo when the Sensei died, spent them into poverty then dumped wife and kids to run back to the US.

I've seen him over here and he travels with a group of bodyguards because his rep is that bad within the Osaka martial arts world.
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as the great warrior poet Forrest Taft once mused: What does it take, what does it take to change the essence of a man?

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:48:18 PM EDT
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Fuck, he really gotten that fat.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:48:19 PM EDT
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Space Ice on YT reviews (pans) his movies. It's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu-ZpNDJF_s

Beat by CastleBravo91.
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Space Ice' Segal videos have provided my wife and I much laughter. But after a while you realize that all of his post Under Seige movie (the first one) are the same ridiculous shit. Can't tell one from the next.

It turns our stomachs to see him slather all over the young actresses in his movies. How fuckin' deperate would you have to be to allow that? Might as well do legit prostitution.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:48:54 PM EDT
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as the great warrior poet Forrest Taft once mused: What does it take, what does it take to change the essence of a man?

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What is that, halibut?

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 11:49:38 PM EDT
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I fucking love Space Ice. I also love this...

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Love the part where Tom kicks his foot like 6" high. We always howl at that one.

Now... Charlie Murphey knew how to kick!

Charlie Murphy kicks Rick James
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 6:50:50 AM EDT
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Did they lie about the alcohol content?  
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 7:14:28 AM EDT
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Works if someone feeds you a straight right or left.......and you have the man skirt on & the person is clueless.
Kote-Gaeshi is legit and the bigger , non-flexible people really do fly if you crank it.

There are a few Akido moves that work along with about 4 throws out of 65 for Kodokan judo.
I do not see Seagal going to the mat and if he does not getting up.
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And just for the record, Akido doesn’t work.



Works if someone feeds you a straight right or left.......and you have the man skirt on & the person is clueless.
Kote-Gaeshi is legit and the bigger , non-flexible people really do fly if you crank it.

There are a few Akido moves that work along with about 4 throws out of 65 for Kodokan judo.
I do not see Seagal going to the mat and if he does not getting up.


Aikido worked well enough for me fighting criminals, psych patients, drunks, and people high on meth, flakka, and God knows what else when I worked hospital security.  I wouldn't last two minutes in the UFC,  but then again an MMA athlete would probably end up fired if they choked out a patient or knocked one unconscious with Muay Thai.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 7:47:09 AM EDT
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Like him or hate him, he could still put a hurtin on somebody
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If he sat or fell on you? Yes.

Otherwise? No. Dude can’t catch anyone.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 8:56:30 AM EDT
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Space Ice on YouTube really takes it to the next level when it comes to those.
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May watch later.

He was interesting earlier on in life. White dude moved to Japan and married into a dojo, and at the time, he actually was good at martial arts.

Then turned into a pathological liar and a has been. Making movies that are pure comedic gold.

Space Ice on YouTube really takes it to the next level when it comes to those.

I recently found out he's made a lot of cheesy gems while browsing Roku - I think he films them on his phone.  Surprisingly, he manages to pull in some attractive actresses to fill the roles, but apparently it is also their first and last role.  I watched Attack Force (2006) - so bad, it's good.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 9:00:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2024 10:23:58 AM EDT
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Is this the video where he takes a break every 2 minutes?
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 10:34:14 AM EDT
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Does he still run like a girl?

Oh wait, he doesn't run at all anymore.

I wonder how many posters in this thread are as obese as he is.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 10:35:19 AM EDT
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funny part is a solid 80% of the people on here making fun of him,

are in worse shape than he is and would get their asses kicked.
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Link Posted: 4/30/2024 11:39:53 AM EDT
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His demos are hilarious.  He looks like he’s got laborer breathing just standing there and then everyone flips at the slightest touch for him.
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He was trained by Benny Hinn.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 12:10:50 PM EDT
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It seems that he can't stand up very long.  If the martial arts are about discipline, why can't he push away from the table?
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