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Posted: 4/30/2024 12:40:51 PM EDT
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No one gets that fat (and stays fat) eating carrots & training.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 12:54:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Did you suddenly get fat, too? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I feel like I'm black belt after watching that. Did you suddenly get fat, too? |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 12:56:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Works if someone feeds you a straight right or left.......and you have the man skirt on & the person is clueless. Kote-Gaeshi is legit and the bigger , non-flexible people really do fly if you crank it. There are a few Akido moves that work along with about 4 throws out of 65 for Kodokan judo. I do not see Seagal going to the mat and if he does not getting up. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:05:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I feel like I'm black belt after watching that. I picked up some pointers myself. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:16:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:17:37 PM EDT
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What he said about America, lies and legacies is on point, however.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:18:42 PM EDT
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The most unsettling thing he's been in
 Steven Seagal's Guide to Wine |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 2:41:31 PM EDT
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Don't forget his epic guitar playing.
 STEVEN SEAGAL EPIC GUITAR PLAYING |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 2:53:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI forgot all about that one. 
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Posted: 4/30/2024 2:58:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryUhh... this has plumber shows up to fix her pipes feel but he actually fixes the pipes. So weird. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:00:33 PM EDT
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He’ll just snap your brain stem when you go for the takedown…okay…
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:02:46 PM EDT
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 MAAM I do my own plumbing! Quote HistoryQuoted: Uhh... this has plumber shows up to fix her pipes feel but he actually fixes the pipes. So weird. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:04:21 PM EDT
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Personally I think the douche has some serious mental health issues.
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:17:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It seems that he can't stand up very long. If the martial arts are about discipline, why can't he push away from the table? his discipline is making sure no food goes to waste anywhere on earth. |
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Posted: 4/30/2024 3:39:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: there it is.gif there "what" is? |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:20:53 AM EDT
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I think hanging out with Seagal would be awesome.
Just imagine the comedy gold you can get off this guy. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:57:58 AM EDT
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This video cuts through all of Seagals bullshit lies. A wake up call for all his fangirls. I never knew they killed a guys dog staging a raid in Arizona.
The BullShitto Master  Steven Seagal: Bullshido Master |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:16:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Recently he has been doing covert special ops for the Russians in Ukraine, demoralizing Ukrainian forces by sneaking into their camps and eating all their food.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:23:34 AM EDT
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Sam-your-eye.
For fuck's sake. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:31:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, Until he married his Sensei's daughter, took over the Dojo when the Sensei died, spent them into poverty then dumped wife and kids to run back to the US. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I know back in the day he lived and studied martial arts in Japan and was highly respected. Yeah, Until he married his Sensei's daughter, took over the Dojo when the Sensei died, spent them into poverty then dumped wife and kids to run back to the US. Seagal, through his films, made aikido more famous and popular as a martial art than its originator did. So maybe the indigenous aikido dojos over there should start paying him a royalty fee. I've seen him over here and he travels with a group of bodyguards because his rep is that bad within the Osaka martial arts world. That’s because during his years as the only “white boy” teaching a Japanese martial art in Japan, he regularly had to beat the shit out of the Yakuza thugs sent to shut his dojo down. That experience actually helped him refine his aikido skills from being merely “dojo techniques” to being brutal, street effective fight-stopping techniques. ‘Cause as we all know, what might work on the dojo mat doesn’t necessarily work out on the street, |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:33:57 AM EDT
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Let's make this thread really funny.
How many of you fatasscouchpotatoes think you could take him. C'mon, admit it, you KNOW you could whup him. Time to step up and admit your awesomeness, I mean you did buy a plate carrier last week so we already know your ubertactical and the fact you had to get an XXXLARGE just reaffirms it not like any of you superstuds would go running off into the dark crying like little girls if you actually had to go one on one with him, no sir, you would step right the f up wouldn't you. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:16:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let's make this thread really funny. How many of you fatasscouchpotatoes think you could take him. C'mon, admit it, you KNOW you could whup him. Time to step up and admit your awesomeness, I mean you did buy a plate carrier last week so we already know your ubertactical and the fact you had to get an XXXLARGE just reaffirms it not like any of you superstuds would go running off into the dark crying like little girls if you actually had to go one on one with him, no sir, you would step right the f up wouldn't you. I have no doubt I'd be at the hospital getting xrays before I could even think about trying to kick his ass. Still doesn't make him less of a weirdo douche. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 1:52:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seagal, through his films, made aikido more famous and popular as a martial art than its originator did. So maybe the indigenous aikido dojos over there should start paying him a royalty fee. That’s because during his years as the only “white boy” teaching a Japanese martial art in Japan, he regularly had to beat the shit out of the Yakuza thugs sent to shut his dojo down. That experience actually helped him refine his aikido skills from being merely “dojo techniques” to being brutal, street effective fight-stopping techniques. ‘Cause as we all know, what might work on the dojo mat doesn’t necessarily work out on the street, Okay Steve |
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