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Posted: 10/6/2022 2:50:16 PM EDT

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Proceeds went to a womens shelter.

You hire your "caddies" ahead of time. Get on the bus at the strip club. Drink.

Play golf. Drink. Tip your caddies, they usually drop tops, on one hole two chicks naked, they would pour beer in between chicks boobs, beer runs down chest, stomach and cooter, other chick catches it with her mouth. Tip them. Drink.

iirc, they allowed the golfers to catch if you tipped a certain amount. The idea of drinking beer off a strippers cooter did not appeal to me, considering their lifestyles.

They had one hole that no monkey business because that part could be seen from the road. iirc the course was closed to everyone else but the tournament players and caddies.

Anyway lots of naked/semi-naked chicks on the golf course. Drink on the bus on the way back to the strip club. Lap dancing, naked chicks.

One of the girls on our team owned a 100 acre horse ranch north of Atlanta.

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Damn that does sounds like a good time. And I thought the regular work scrambles were fun.

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some of theose trans women look good, but they have a giant dong.

Kinda sucks

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Posted: 10/6/2022 3:02:26 PM EDT

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"Strip club golf tournament and HS golf practice don't mix"

Calling BS on this, there should be year book photos taken!
Tell the coach to go pound sand.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:04:51 PM EDT

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Inkie strippers are disgusting, how can any woman think that looks good.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:11:33 PM EDT

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I lettered on my team. I can bet that my coach probably would have frowned also, and may have dismissed us. But I guarantee that the upperclassmen at least would have continued to “practice” and probably would have jumped in for a few holes. We had a great relationship with our home course.

Would have been a great afternoon. I can understand why the HS and the coach would have flipped out though.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:30:05 PM EDT

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I lettered on my team. I can bet that my coach probably would have frowned also, and may have dismissed us. But I guarantee that the upperclassmen at least would have continued to “practice” and probably would have jumped in for a few holes. We had a great relationship with our home course.

Would have been a great afternoon. I can understand why the HS and the coach would have flipped out though.

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Cross Country team was probably in the woods. Our coach would have been entirely ok with it.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:31:48 PM EDT

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You can only imagine how badly those poor kids were traumatized.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:37:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/6/2022 3:52:16 PM EDT

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They're not strippers. They're prospective doctoral candidates, earning money to pay their tution.

Posted: 10/6/2022 3:53:06 PM EDT

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How does that saying go? TOUGH TITTY! Deal with it it will probably be their daughters in ten years.

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:26:26 PM EDT

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I would not have said a word. I sure as hell would not have called my parents to pick me up.

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"Yeah, coach, Bobby and I are going to keep the tee time... catch y'all later."

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:41:13 PM EDT

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I’m betting those gals look better in the dimly lit strip club with a strong pair of beer goggles.

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I thought the same thing and then thought I must be getting old, glad I'm in good company.

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:42:11 PM EDT

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Inkie strippers are disgusting, how can any woman think that looks good.

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Good luck finding any that don’t have them.

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:50:58 PM EDT

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nice

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Posted: 10/6/2022 4:52:48 PM EDT

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That would be the only way you’d catch me on that waste of a shooting range.

All sports are skills, not all skills are sports.

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:54:06 PM EDT

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I get to post this twice today.

My 15 year old me says, show me that butthole girl!

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:55:44 PM EDT

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Is it just me, or are those some rough looking strippers?

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:58:04 PM EDT

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I've been to a few crazed golf scrambles put on by local bars and some of the beer girls were all about the tips.

Strippers and golf sound like a big win for me

Posted: 10/6/2022 4:58:25 PM EDT

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You can only imagine how badly those poor kids were traumatized.

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They grew up to be strippers, so yeah...

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:00:30 PM EDT

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Does this mean I can another round of 18 holes?

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:00:54 PM EDT

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Oh now I see why people golf.

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:37:26 PM EDT

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How many of those young golfers thought, "I'd driver"?

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:38:50 PM EDT

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I'm failing to see the problem here.. who doesn't love strippers? I have donated many a dollar to them lol

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Posted: 10/6/2022 5:42:30 PM EDT

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Even strippers are fat now?

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:49:16 PM EDT

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I'm failing to see the problem here.. who doesn't love strippers? I have donated many a dollar to them lol

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This right here, those girls are t going to put themselves through nursing school.

Posted: 10/6/2022 5:58:20 PM EDT

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Were they allowed to practice on their own?

Posted: 10/6/2022 6:03:26 PM EDT

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Oh man. That's the truth.

I remember one night at a strip club near closing, I was trying to work a deal as it were with a stripper. Then the house lights came on.

Oof.

Saved me several hundred dollars.

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I’m betting those gals look better in the dimly lit strip club with a strong pair of beer goggles.

Oh man. That's the truth.

I remember one night at a strip club near closing, I was trying to work a deal as it were with a stripper. Then the house lights came on.

Oof.

Saved me several hundred dollars.

And a case of the clap.

Posted: 10/6/2022 6:12:53 PM EDT

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Turn your head and cough with Dr. Alwayspissedoff was as racy as it got when I was young.

Posted: 10/6/2022 6:18:41 PM EDT

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What a shame. Those kids could have gotten a real lesson in "adulting."

Posted: 10/6/2022 6:19:57 PM EDT

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it's all good mom

don't pick me up

Posted: 10/6/2022 6:21:22 PM EDT

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Talk about trashy.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:14:33 PM EDT

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Dirty Inkies.

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You ain't lyin'.

The last time I went to a strip club, none of the girls there were covered with tattoos. If they had one, it was something small and discrete like a butterfly on the ankle or a small heart or rose on their.....chest. But they certainly were not almost covered head to toe in them.

And they were MUCH better looking than those C team girls in the pics.

Granted that was over 20 years ago. But DAMN!

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:20:15 PM EDT

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This is why THOTs must be patrolled.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:26:09 PM EDT

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What is with the chunky strippers????

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Day shift.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:28:03 PM EDT

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Even strippers are fat now?

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Inflation. Literally....

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:35:12 PM EDT

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The ladies at the Yellow Rose were so much hotter in the 90's. Shame.

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This.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:37:44 PM EDT

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How much of a regular do you need to be for the strip club to invite you to their golf tournament where you can do body shots off strippers at the refreshment stations.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:40:32 PM EDT

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The ladies at the Yellow Rose were so much hotter in the 90's. Shame.

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To be fair, there was a lot more smoking and a lot less eating. And jazzercise. And thighmasters. And coke.

Posted: 10/6/2022 9:42:24 PM EDT

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Lol.

We used to have those kinds of tournaments all the time but we would rent out the course for the whole day.

Posted: 10/7/2022 10:01:18 AM EDT

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The ladies at the Yellow Rose were so much hotter in the 90's. Shame.

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Maybe it’s the same ladies?

And…

Big fat sloppy cottage-cheese ass is considered hot now.

Posted: 10/7/2022 10:04:06 AM EDT

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How many golf balls can a stripper fit in her snatch?

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How many putters can she fit in her mouth?

Posted: 10/7/2022 10:06:19 AM EDT

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"Mom, coach cancelled practice, but I am going to stay and play a few rounds to work on my game..."

Posted: 10/7/2022 10:22:17 AM EDT

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Interestingly, my high school's golf team had more homosexuals in it than any other organized school activity. This was long enough ago, and redneck enough, that they were closeted and came out in college.

So, I guess I can see them complaining about stripper titties.

Posted: 10/7/2022 10:29:44 AM EDT

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Pictures shared with FOX 7 Austin show scantily clad women and one parent told FOX 7 their child saw topless women driving a golf cart.
In a letter to parents Tuesday, the golf coach said in part: "A very inappropriate situation occurred at Avery Ranch.... Unfortunately, our golfers did witness some lewd behavior. Coach Brown immediately canceled practice."

They also said they’ve talked with golf course management who said they weren’t aware inappropriate actions would occur, and they don’t condone them.
The club also said they'd been playing their annual charity golf tournament at Avery Ranch for the last four years and that any attempt by the golf course to "feign surprise [as] to the adult nature of the tournament is disingenuous."

Council member Kelly says the course did break the rules.

"This would’ve fallen under adult entertainment use which is generally permittable in the city of Austin through CS1 zoning," said Kelly. "However Avery Ranch is in a public utility district and so adult entertainment use is not permitted."

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/adult-entertainment-club-event-austin-texas-golf-course-high-school-team-vista-ridge-city-investigation