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Link Posted: 8/8/2014 1:31:03 PM EDT
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Well considering the GD hates all modern movies so this fits right in here.
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Pretty much downhill since:






Link Posted: 8/8/2014 3:07:14 PM EDT
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LOL
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NOOOOOO!!!!

I had such high expectations from Michael Bay and Megan Fox!!!!
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CGI thumbs?
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 3:24:19 PM EDT
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Just got back.

Oy, what a travesty.

Just so dumb, not a good dumb, just dumb dumb.

Link Posted: 8/8/2014 5:04:17 PM EDT
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Just got back.

Oy, what a travesty.

Just so dumb, not a good dumb, just dumb dumb.

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"Thanks for the cash bro!"

Link Posted: 8/8/2014 7:58:11 PM EDT
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Just got back.

Oy, what a travesty.

Just so dumb, not a good dumb, just dumb dumb.


"Thanks for the cash bro!"

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Meh, had to do it.

*shrug*
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 8:04:39 PM EDT
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LOL.

It's a movie for kids. The producers don't give a shit what 35 year old nerds think about its authenticity to the comics.
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 8:21:39 PM EDT
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My kids wanted to bail about 10 minutes into it.

Here's a good movie review:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/9634-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Kids-Deserved-Better-Than-This
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 8:31:02 PM EDT
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I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.
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- Make GI Joe suck so bad that any of the 30 minute cartoons would demolish your movie. Check.

- Make The Transformers unwatchable to the point that I thought someone was fucking with me. Check.

- Turn The Smurfs into some CGI shitfest. Check.

- Make TMNT horrible even when people thought it was going to suck. Check.


It's funny how all of the originals with 1980s tech were 100 times better (TMNT being in the 90s) and they've thrown 100s of millions at these things. All I'm waiting for now to complete the rape of my childhood favorites is for them to somehow manage to destroy Robotech.



I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.



Too late.  Thunder Cats was already rebooted in animation.  I heard it wasn't good.

Robotech might do ok as long as Bay has nothing to do with it.  I wish the Japs could make a decent film without being super corny goofball retarded.  I don't like their horror films either.  If they could pull off a Triple A Sci-Fi film with a decent story and special effects it would be a rare gem.  Samurai films are all they got.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 2:44:26 AM EDT
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Soooo pretty much like most of the movies coming out these days?
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No, don't tell me, another cookie-cutter comic book movie with shallow or no plot, all CGI and explosions, blah, blah blah.

It's about all Hollywood produces these days, it seems like.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:09:30 AM EDT
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My gf wants to go..
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:10:26 AM EDT
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I saw Transformers 4 about a month ago. (My brothers wanted to see it.)

What a total shitfest. They rehashed the same plot they used for the last two (Humans laugh off Decepticon threat and tell the Autobots to GTFO, only for Megatron to rise back from the dead, somehow, and start wrecking the humans' shit, which leads them to cry out, for the umpteenth time, SAVE US OPTIMUS!) The only little addition to the plot was that some fucktarded CIA director decided that all aliens were bad guys and went into 'Purge the unclean' mode.

The only decent flicks I saw this summer was the new Cap. America and Guardians of the Galaxy.
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You should see Edge of Tomorrow.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:16:17 AM EDT
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No, don't tell me, another cookie-cutter comic book movie with shallow or no plot, all CGI and explosions, blah, blah blah.

It's about all Hollywood produces these days, it seems like.
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No, don't tell me, another cookie-cutter comic book movie with shallow or no plot, all CGI and explosions, blah, blah blah.

It's about all Hollywood produces these days, it seems like.


Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:33:16 AM EDT
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Dang, my son is hyped up to watch this.  Oh well, so much for childhood memories.  
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:37:25 AM EDT
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This just in:  Kid's movies can be smart, clever, and generally not painful for adults to sit through.  They just have to be written and made by people who give a shit and/or know what they're doing.



 
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:40:05 AM EDT
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My surprised face
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FPNI...

 
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:45:35 AM EDT
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oh hell yeah
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:56:31 AM EDT
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I'm guessing you haven't seen most of the kids movies lately.  How to train your dragon 1 & 2 are amazing for being just kids movies.  All of my grown up friends enjoyed Lego movie more than the kids.  I got to go with my brother and my nephew to see it in the theater.  The grown ups were laughing more than the kids.  





Making a movie for children is no excuse to make a horrible pile of shit.  





 
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:25:02 AM EDT
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Ironic avatar. But yes, Hollywood is just turning out crap
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Oh cmon, The Town wasn't total and utter shit.  I mean, Ben Aflack's Boston accent was pretty bad but it had some good shootout scenes and the plot wasn't terrible.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 11:39:15 AM EDT
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I'm guessing you haven't seen most of the kids movies lately.  How to train your dragon 1 & 2 are amazing for being just kids movies.  All of my grown up friends enjoyed Lego movie more than the kids.  I got to go with my brother and my nephew to see it in the theater.  The grown ups were laughing more than the kids.  

Making a movie for children is no excuse to make a horrible pile of shit.  
 
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LOL.

It's a movie for kids. The producers don't give a shit what 35 year old nerds think about its authenticity to the comics.

I'm guessing you haven't seen most of the kids movies lately.  How to train your dragon 1 & 2 are amazing for being just kids movies.  All of my grown up friends enjoyed Lego movie more than the kids.  I got to go with my brother and my nephew to see it in the theater.  The grown ups were laughing more than the kids.  

Making a movie for children is no excuse to make a horrible pile of shit.  
 

You tell him brother. I hate it when someone uses the kids movie as a excuse. I loved despicable me, how to train your dragon, incredibles, etc.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 11:41:06 AM EDT
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Who the fuck would watch this unless they are 10 or younger? Neckbeards?
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 11:52:55 AM EDT
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I'm shocked
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 12:07:56 PM EDT
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all the previews looked horrible

the new turtles were borderline scary looking
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In the previews they looked like Tocka and Razor.


Link Posted: 8/9/2014 12:13:03 PM EDT
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Well, we're taking the family to go see it.

Should I wear my Halloween Costume?

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Needs more cricket paddle.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 12:17:36 PM EDT
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Dont talk to a blood like that.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 12:17:55 PM EDT
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When "Ow My Balls: The Motion Picture" is announced, I have no doubt Michael Bay will be directing it.
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Michael Bey has to be stopped!

He is stealing from my childhood and making it retarded-er than it was the first time around!
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:56:51 PM EDT
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Needs more cricket paddle.
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Well, we're taking the family to go see it.

Should I wear my Halloween Costume?

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Needs more cricket paddle.


Those cricket bats are expensive!
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 4:55:04 PM EDT
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I just watched the original movie earlier tonight.  It was cheesy.  if I didn't grow up in the 80s, I wouldn't have liked it.  The movie was better as a kid.  I'm still going to watch 2 and 3 over the next couple of days.  I think I remember not liking 3 as a kid.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:29:32 PM EDT
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I just watched the original movie earlier tonight.  It was cheesy.  if I didn't grow up in the 80s, I wouldn't have liked it.  The movie was better as a kid.  I'm still going to watch 2 and 3 over the next couple of days.  I think I remember not liking 3 as a kid.
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2 sucked.  Never watched 3.  The first one was mildly entertaining.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:48:16 PM EDT
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The next film will be Usagi Yojimbo vs TMNT.
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Better not be! Usagi Yojimbo is one of my favorite side characters. I don't need Michael Bay fucking that up too!

















Although Casey Jones is probably #1.










Casey Jones is gonna' clean up this city, lawbreaker. This city's a cesspool of crime, somebody's gotta clean it up - and that someone is ME.


 
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 9:38:50 PM EDT
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Those cricket bats are expensive!
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Well, we're taking the family to go see it.

Should I wear my Halloween Costume?

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Needs more cricket paddle.


Those cricket bats are expensive!



Make one.


I think you've given me an idea for Halloween this year.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 9:45:46 PM EDT
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I took my 4 year old grandson to see it today. One good quick ass shot was the best part of the movie. 2 hours of my life that I will never get back.... The kid liked it though, but shit, he eats boogers too.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 10:01:02 PM EDT
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"Cricket?  You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 10:08:36 PM EDT
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Went expecting the worst, ended up being not that bad.

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Link Posted: 8/9/2014 10:11:38 PM EDT
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When "Ow My Balls: The Motion Picture" is announced, I have no doubt Michael Bay will be directing it.
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I am expecting him to do ass first.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 10:57:50 PM EDT
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2 sucked.  Never watched 3.  The first one was mildly entertaining.
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I just watched the original movie earlier tonight.  It was cheesy.  if I didn't grow up in the 80s, I wouldn't have liked it.  The movie was better as a kid.  I'm still going to watch 2 and 3 over the next couple of days.  I think I remember not liking 3 as a kid.


2 sucked.  Never watched 3.  The first one was mildly entertaining.


Your opinion of 2 will change once you watch 3. It sucks soooooooooooooooo much.
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"Cricket?  You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
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"Cricket?  You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"



Bossanova?

Chevy Nova.
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Went expecting the worst, ended up being not that bad.

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Me too.  Everyone's panties are up in a bunch over nothing.  It wasn't that bad at all.

It was a Michael Bay film.  It had lots of action.  The action sequences were heavy CGI and overall pretty darn good.

It's fucking Michael Bay.  Did you expect Shakespeare?  
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 5:25:32 AM EDT
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Went to see it last night with my wife and kids. My two kids loved it. Its a kids movie. Not really sure what everyone who's complaining, expected from it?? Some masterpiece?

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Link Posted: 8/10/2014 5:29:23 AM EDT
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I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.
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- Make GI Joe suck so bad that any of the 30 minute cartoons would demolish your movie. Check.



- Make The Transformers unwatchable to the point that I thought someone was fucking with me. Check.



- Turn The Smurfs into some CGI shitfest. Check.



- Make TMNT horrible even when people thought it was going to suck. Check.





It's funny how all of the originals with 1980s tech were 100 times better (TMNT being in the 90s) and they've thrown 100s of millions at these things. All I'm waiting for now to complete the rape of my childhood favorites is for them to somehow manage to destroy Robotech.






I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.


How about Voltron? I almost hate to ask...





 
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 5:44:49 AM EDT
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Michael Bay is a zip-necked, atomic-mouthed barfaroni, a camel-breathed, dome-headed, elf-lipped fungoid, and a gak-faced, hose-brained idiot.
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 5:49:01 AM EDT
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Its pretty evident it was going to be a waste of $$ when the trailer came out.  nothing beats the original ones. classic.
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I think the only people here referring to the original movie as a classic, saw it as children.  The original movie was pretty stupid.

Something tells me that kids the same age as the "it was a classic" crowd at the time, are currently enjoying this new movie just fine.
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How about Voltron? I almost hate to ask...



 
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- Make GI Joe suck so bad that any of the 30 minute cartoons would demolish your movie. Check.



- Make The Transformers unwatchable to the point that I thought someone was fucking with me. Check.



- Turn The Smurfs into some CGI shitfest. Check.



- Make TMNT horrible even when people thought it was going to suck. Check.





It's funny how all of the originals with 1980s tech were 100 times better (TMNT being in the 90s) and they've thrown 100s of millions at these things. All I'm waiting for now to complete the rape of my childhood favorites is for them to somehow manage to destroy Robotech.






I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.


How about Voltron? I almost hate to ask...



 
ROBOTECH

 



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ROBOTECH  
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- Make GI Joe suck so bad that any of the 30 minute cartoons would demolish your movie. Check.



- Make The Transformers unwatchable to the point that I thought someone was fucking with me. Check.



- Turn The Smurfs into some CGI shitfest. Check.



- Make TMNT horrible even when people thought it was going to suck. Check.





It's funny how all of the originals with 1980s tech were 100 times better (TMNT being in the 90s) and they've thrown 100s of millions at these things. All I'm waiting for now to complete the rape of my childhood favorites is for them to somehow manage to destroy Robotech.






I can't wait for them to rape thunder cats.  Then my childhood memories will be completely destroyed.


How about Voltron? I almost hate to ask...



 
ROBOTECH  







 
Leo in Robotech?




Dafuq?
Link Posted: 8/10/2014 9:17:54 AM EDT
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Well, it's already done 65 million.

They just announced the sequel.

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