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Posted: 11/5/2019 10:34:10 PM EST
Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

I posted the answers with links to the scenes further down on this page

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."

6) "The is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

7) "These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss."

8) "Hey do you got a Luger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real Luger!"

9) "Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, I recommend you buy American"

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:40:15 PM EST
[#1]
3 is US Marshals.
6 is Heartbreak Ridge.
7 is The Terminator.

“We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.”
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:43:27 PM EST
[#2]
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3 is US Marshals.
6 is Heartbreak Ridge.
7 is The Terminator.

“We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.”
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Dogma
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:43:31 PM EST
[#3]
10 john wick 2
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:44:20 PM EST
[#4]
I know 3-maybe 4

Just like the guy above  (admiral crunch) me.  (The 3)
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:45:04 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."

6) "The is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

7) "These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss."

8) "Hey do you got a Luger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real Luger!"

9) "Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, I recommend you buy American"

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."
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1

8 is band of brothers

10 is john wick 2
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:45:41 PM EST
[#6]
9 Dark Knight
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:46:30 PM EST
[#7]
8 is damn familiar.  I’ve seen it but can’t quite remember.  Wasn’t Band of Brothers was it?
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:48:11 PM EST
[#8]
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8 is damn familiar.  I’ve seen it but can’t quite remember.  Wasn’t Band of Brothers was it?
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Correct
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:49:14 PM EST
[#9]
“Watch it!  He’s got high-velocity bullets.  Your car door won’t stop them.”
“HV ammo in a sub machine pistol?!  He’s insane!”
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:50:00 PM EST
[#10]
6, 7 and 8 were the only ones I knew.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:52:31 PM EST
[#11]
11 - Public Enemies
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:54:02 PM EST
[#12]
11 is from Public Enemies. A seriously underrated film.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:55:31 PM EST
[#13]
2 is from True Grit
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:55:46 PM EST
[#14]
2 - True Grit
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:56:06 PM EST
[#15]
Is 1 Lord of War?
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:58:06 PM EST
[#16]
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8 is damn familiar.  I’ve seen it but can’t quite remember.  Wasn’t Band of Brothers was it?
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That’s a miniseries, not a movie!!!!!

Link Posted: 11/5/2019 10:59:54 PM EST
[#17]
They are the gun from Heat, duh.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:01:56 PM EST
[#18]
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“Watch it!  He’s got high-velocity bullets.  Your car door won’t stop them.”
“HV ammo in a sub machine pistol?!  He’s insane!”
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Ghost in the Shell!
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:13:07 PM EST
[#19]
I am disappointed there is no "Daddy would've gotten us Uzis" question  
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:14:17 PM EST
[#20]
I got 2,3, 6, 7, and 8
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:23:39 PM EST
[#21]
1) MONEY TALKS (Chris Tucker/Charlie Sheen) *one of the best "gun room" movie scenes of all time link to scene

2) TRUE GRIT (John Wayne) Can't find a link to the specific scene, but this one is pretty iconic..

3) US MARSHALS (Tommy Lee Jones) link

4) HARRY BROWN (Michael Caine) *if you haven't seen this one, you should. Imagine a British version of Gran Torino meets Death Wish link to scene

5) DEAL OF THE CENTURY (Chevy Chase)  link

6) HEARTBREAK RIDGE (Clint Eastwood) link

7) TERMINATOR link

8) BAND OF BROTHERS link

9) THE DARK KNIGHT (Aaron Eckhart/Harvey Dent) link

10) JOHN WICK 2 (Lawrence Fishburne) link, around the 8:25 mark

11) PUBLIC ENEMIES (Johnny Depp/John Dillinger) Can't find a video clip of this scene - he's telling his gunsmith the problems he had with the Tommy Gun during his most recent heist, early on in the movie
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:31:23 PM EST
[#22]
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11 is from Public Enemies. A seriously underrated film.
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I'm impressed you and the guy above you nailed that one. An obscure line in a - as you stated - very underappreciated movie.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:35:00 PM EST
[#23]
Daddy would've gotten us Uzis.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:40:38 PM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."

6) "The is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

7) "These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss."

8) "Hey do you got a Luger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real Luger!"

9) "Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, I recommend you buy American"

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."
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Number 8 is Hoobler talking to the brit spy in a German uniform before the jump into Normandy in Band Of Brothers.

Number 9 is Harvy Dent in The Dark Knight after the guy in court tries to take him out with a POS chinese gun.

That last one is Johnny Depp as John Dillinger in Public Enemies.
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:46:17 PM EST
[#25]
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Daddy would've gotten us Uzis.
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Night of the Comet
Link Posted: 11/5/2019 11:51:45 PM EST
[#26]
"Yo, homie! That my brief case?"
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 12:46:35 AM EST
[#27]
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"Yo, homie! That my brief case?"
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Too easy
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 12:48:28 AM EST
[#28]
"Daddy would of got us Uzis"

Edit - Beat like a rented mule.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 12:53:28 AM EST
[#29]
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"Daddy would of got us Uzis"

Edit - Beat like a rented mule.
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Damn what is this movie that 3 people have quoted in the last ten minutes that I’ve never heard of??
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 12:57:31 AM EST
[#30]
"I LIKE IT!!!!!!"
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 1:05:10 AM EST
[#31]
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"I LIKE IT!!!!!!"
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Robocop.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 1:13:57 AM EST
[#32]
[XYZ has just test-fired a suppressed MAC-10 submachine gun, and is putting it inside his leather bag. Jack, the gun shop owner reacts to this]

Jack:
You're not going to take it, are you?

XYZ:
Just say it's a loan.

Jack:
XYZ, it's not licensed!

XYZ:
Jack, neither am I.

(Hint: Seattle)
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 1:52:52 AM EST
[#33]
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[XYZ has just test-fired a suppressed MAC-10 submachine gun, and is putting it inside his leather bag. Jack, the gun shop owner reacts to this]

Jack:
You're not going to take it, are you?

XYZ:
Just say it's a loan.

Jack:
XYZ, it's not licensed!

XYZ:
Jack, neither am I.

(Hint: Seattle)
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Mcq
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 1:55:33 AM EST
[#34]
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[XYZ has just test-fired a suppressed MAC-10 submachine gun, and is putting it inside his leather bag. Jack, the gun shop owner reacts to this]

Jack:
You're not going to take it, are you?

XYZ:
Just say it's a loan.

Jack:
XYZ, it's not licensed!

XYZ:
Jack, neither am I.

(Hint: Seattle)
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All too easy
John Wayne's New Machine Gun | McQ | Warner Archive
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 2:05:05 AM EST
[#35]
Well, try this on for size :)

"It's a light Special. This size gun it gives you better control and less recoil than a .357 Magnum with wadcutters."
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 2:45:23 AM EST
[#36]
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Well, try this on for size :)

"It's a light Special. This size gun it gives you better control and less recoil than a .357 Magnum with wadcutters."
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Magnum force.. Harry talking to the vigilantes...
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 2:48:53 AM EST
[#37]
1) money talks

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) us marshals

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) jackie brown

6) "heartbreak ridge

7) Terminator

8) "Band of Brothers

9) Dark Knight

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."

11) "Public Enemies
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 2:53:47 AM EST
[#38]
Glock 7 its porcelain made in Germany and more than you make in a month pal
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:04:09 AM EST
[#39]
“I hope they don’t blow the bottom of the boat out when we give ‘em the Uzis!”
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:06:34 AM EST
[#40]
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Glock 7 its porcelain made in Germany and more than you make in a month pal
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Die hard 2: electric boogaloo
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:19:35 AM EST
[#41]
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Damn what is this movie that 3 people have quoted in the last ten minutes that I’ve never heard of??
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Quoted:
"Daddy would of got us Uzis"

Edit - Beat like a rented mule.
Damn what is this movie that 3 people have quoted in the last ten minutes that I’ve never heard of??
Valley Girl With A Machine Gun - Night Of The Comet (1984)


Night of the Comet.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:35:01 AM EST
[#42]
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Dogs of War.

"YOU'RE LATE!"  Great movie.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:40:53 AM EST
[#43]
It's an 88 magnum. It shoots through armor, through the victim, through a tree, through a school.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:41:52 AM EST
[#44]
All from the same gun-porn flick:

"Hell, you know the only thing lower than a child molester is a politician."

"Jack, you know the next we see each other, there will be a killin'."

"I don't give up my gun without somebody gettin' hurt."
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:42:55 AM EST
[#45]
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It's an 88 magnum. It shoots through armor, through the victim, through a tree, through a school.
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Johnny Dangerously.  "My mother did that to me, once.  ONCE!"
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:47:22 AM EST
[#46]
That's automatic. That's single.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 3:50:53 AM EST
[#47]
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Dogs of War.

"YOU'RE LATE!"  Great movie.
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Still wonder what a 9mm quad is.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 6:23:35 AM EST
[#48]
Yeah, the gunrunner scenes has a bunch of word-salad nonsense in it.  Just like the conspicuous MAC-10 and MAC-10/Uzi replica hybrids (later to make an appearance in the A-team TV show and 'The Killer Elite' with James Caan) that were interchanged/intermingled with the real Uzis, it was unnecessary.

Imdb has a bullshit explanation for 9mm Quad referencing Speer 'Gold-dot' ammo loaded to 'Major' 400m per second velocity.  Maybe they had time-machines in Zangaro, circa 1980.

Still a great movie.  Even if it had 'Tears of the Sun' level technical gaffs.
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 8:20:32 AM EST
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It's an 88 magnum. It shoots through armor, through the victim, through a tree, through a school.
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Haha I’ve seen this quoted here on arfcom a bunch
Link Posted: 11/6/2019 8:26:05 AM EST
[#50]
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That's automatic. That's single.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy

"You have to buy it now, it's a used gun."
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