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The Gods Must Be Crazy

"You have to buy it now, it's a used gun."

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Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

I posted the answers with links to the scenes further down on this page

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."

6) "The is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

7) "These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss."

8) "Hey do you got a Luger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real Luger!"

9) "Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, I recommend you buy American"

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."

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"What do we need a pistol for anyway?"
"It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. We might even see a bear."
"Or a garbage can."

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I am disappointed there is no "Daddy would've gotten us Uzis" question  

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I'm impressed you and the guy above you nailed that one. An obscure line in a - as you stated - very underappreciated movie.

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Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

I posted the answers with links to the scenes further down on this page

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"- US Marshals

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."- Deal of the Century

6) "The is the AK47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."- Heartbreak Ridge

7) "These are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss."

8) "Hey do you got a Luger? I'm dying to get my hands on a real Luger!"

9) "Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant, I recommend you buy American"- The Dark Knight

10) "Kimber 1911 forty-five ACP. Seven round capacity. Seven million dollars gets you seven rounds. That's a million dollars a round baby."- John Wick 2

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."

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"Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

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I am disappointed there is no "Daddy would've gotten us Uzis" question  

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“It hits like a brick through a plate glass window.”

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“It hits like a brick through a plate glass window.”

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Since this is, after all, a gun forum, lets check your knowledge of gun-related quotes from some movies past and present. Some are more obscure than others, but all have something to do with firearms. Lets see how many you know. Try not to cheat with google.

I posted the answers with links to the scenes further down on this page

1) "There's no itch that a HK MP5 can't scratch...unless of course you want an Uzi with a Wilson suppressor on it....very nice, very urban.."
"I'd go with the Heckler and Koch. It's got a closed bolt, as opposed to the Uzi. Faster cyclic rate, better sights with a rear aperture...It's German as opposed to Israeli...and more accurate"

2) "A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin"

3) "Get yourself a Glock, lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol"

4) "SIG P226, that's state of the art, high-tech, fuckin..polymer frame fiberglass...I don't know what any of that shit means but it looks cool as crap now don't it?"

5) "Now what we have here is an HK91 - 7.62 millimeter NATO rifle made by H&K industries of West Germany. Used only once in the '68 Yemen rebellion, and given the way things went I doubt they got off more than a few rounds...you got your 20 round mags, 900 rounds per minute firepower when fully automatic. This is a quality weapon all around gentlemen. Optical sights here, telescopic of course, built in wire cutters...now here's a little something I kind of enjoy...let's say you've had a rough day of guerrilla warfare, you're hot, you're tired, you smell like you smell now...you need a little refreshment...well this bottle opener on the side here will open bottles of all nationalities...Feliz Navidad.."

6) Heartbreak Ridge.

7)The Terminator.

8) If not Fury, then Saving Private Ryan.

9) The Dark Knight.

10) John Wick 2

11) "The Thompson jammed twice Oscar, the main spring is too tight, and it rides up and to the right on full auto."

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1- money talks. charlie sheen and chris tucker

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All from the same gun-porn flick:

"Hell, you know the only thing lower than a child molester is a politician."

"Jack, you know the next we see each other, there will be a killin'."

"I don't give up my gun without somebody gettin' hurt."

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And also Dr. No, when Bond is being issued his Walther.

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"I ain't shooting this thing!  I hate guns!"

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In the book he was carrying a 6.35mm Beretta, that's .25ACP. Compared to that, a .32 probably would be more effective.

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I'm sure, but still.

i could swear I remember the same conversation between the new M and Brosnan when he switched to the P99  bit apparently I was imagining it.

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Might have been an homage to the scene from Dr No.

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"The man it belong to didn't hear to good, so he just shoot where he hear something. One night he get in to a fight in the saloon, he shoot the piano player, so they hung him."

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"The man it belong to didn't hear to good, so he just shoot where he hear something. One night he get in to a fight in the saloon, he shoot the piano player, so they hung him."

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"We took the precaution of removing the firing pin before the mission started."

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That wasn't Lucy Liu. That was Michelle Yeoh.

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"The man it belong to didn't hear to good, so he just shoot where he hear something. One night he get in to a fight in the saloon, he shoot the piano player, so they hung him."

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"That tanks full of gas and ammunition! It could go up any second!"

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1 is Falling Down