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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:10:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: A senior staff member will be along soon to love you tenderly.  Unless he, being Canadian, has surrendered his duties to go hit the bong at some bar. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:11:30 PM EDT
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Take off ya hosers |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:17:12 PM EDT
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It looks cool but it also lends a little bitch status to it.
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. It's your nations flag and the symbol of your country is small and at the bottom of a pile of tiny nations while some dicks across the sea have prime real estate. They remain a member of the Commonwealth and still fall under the Monarchy of the United Kingdom. As has been mentioned, the Queen is still on their money (well, the 20 any way, IIRC). It's about honoring history. The Canadian flag is the whole thing, the escutcheon from the coat of arms took up the central position. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:19:21 PM EDT
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Our friends to the North lead a conflicted existence, to be sure.
Their beers aren't bad at all, whereas their "whiskey" is notoriously filtered through sheep. They have no indigenous foodstuffs by which they might claim a proprietary and patriotic investment, as the US uses apple pie. Instead, they largely feed off the coconut husks dropped there by African swallows during their migration. Canadian womenfolk, while arguably some of the sturdiest to be found, are best identified apart from their male counterparts by a substantially less hirsute display of facial hair and pastel shades of plaid in their woolen shirts. They are known to react in ovulation when in the presence of smaller amounts of Lord Calvert, hence it's use as a feminine hygiene product. Aside from the harvest of Canada's only known natural resources - mud, petroleum, cloven-hooved barmaids and fetid misery - their people endeavor mostly to annoy. Fortunately, many Pacific Rim nations suffer from a paucity of indigenous annoyance (except the hentai regions of JPN) and are long established trade partners for pure Canadian annoy deposits. South Korea in particular has made great inroads in annoyance technology and may soon challenge the Germans in worldwide annoyance power. A smaller region in Canada, Quebec, harbors a larger contingency of Gallic surrender-monkeys than any other land west of France. As one might suspect, this population has less to do with Norman cultural influences than the pernicious spread of everything that's ever been wrong with French fuckfacery. The Quebecois have contributed much, however, in the inroads modern Canada enjoys in socialism, rampant bestiality and shitting into a hole in the floor. In contrast, another region, Newfoundland, still lays claim as the pinnacle of Canadian national pride, modern thought and soap use. In Canada's defense, they have provided us in the past with Heart and Barenaked Ladies. Neither of these sufficiently make up for Alanis Morrissette or Michael J. Fox. (Apologies to FluffyTheCat.) |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:20:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Deadly serious. AMERICA WINS AGAIN.   |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:21:52 PM EDT
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Former Canuck here
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:22:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Our friends to the North lead a conflicted existence, to be sure. Their beers aren't bad at all, whereas their "whiskey" is notoriously filtered through sheep. They have no indigenous foodstuffs by which they might claim a proprietary and patriotic investment, as the US uses apple pie. Instead, they largely feed off the coconut husks dropped there by African swallows during their migration. Canadian womenfolk, while arguably some of the sturdiest to be found, are best identified apart from their male counterparts by a substantially less hirsute display of facial hair and pastel shades of plaid in their woolen shirts. They are known to react in ovulation when in the presence of smaller amounts of Lord Calvert, hence it's use as a feminine hygiene product. Aside from the harvest of Canada's only known natural resources - mud, petroleum, cloven-hooved barmaids and fetid misery - their people endeavor mostly to annoy. Fortunately, many Pacific Rim nations suffer from a paucity of indigenous annoyance (except the hentai regions of JPN) and are long established trade partners for pure Canadian annoy deposits. South Korea in particular has made great inroads in annoyance technology and may soon challenge the Germans in worldwide annoyance power. A smaller region in Canada, Quebec, harbors a larger contingency of Gallic surrender-monkeys than any other land west of France. As one might suspect, this population has less to do with Norman cultural influences than the pernicious spread of everything that's ever been wrong with French fuckfacery. The Quebecois have contributed much, however, in the inroads modern Canada enjoys in socialism, rampant bestiality and shitting into a hole in the floor. In contrast, another region, Newfoundland, still lays claim as the pinnacle of Canadian national pride, modern thought and soap use. In Canada's defense, they have provided us in the past with Heart and Barenaked Ladies. Neither of these sufficiently make up for Alanis Morrissette, Nickleback, Justin Beiber or Michael J. Fox. (Apologies to FluffyTheCat.) Added some more things wrong with America's hat |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:24:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:24:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:26:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? wtf kind of sentence is that? Another drunk Canadian trying to type. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:27:12 PM EDT
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Our friends to the North lead a conflicted existence, to be sure. Their beers aren't bad at all, whereas their "whiskey" is notoriously filtered through sheep. They have no indigenous foodstuffs by which they might claim a proprietary and patriotic investment, as the US uses apple pie. Instead, they largely feed off the coconut husks dropped there by African swallows during their migration. Canadian womenfolk, while arguably some of the sturdiest to be found, are best identified apart from their male counterparts by a substantially less hirsute display of facial hair and pastel shades of plaid in their woolen shirts. They are known to react in ovulation when in the presence of smaller amounts of Lord Calvert, hence it's use as a feminine hygiene product. Aside from the harvest of Canada's only known natural resources - mud, petroleum, cloven-hooved barmaids and fetid misery - their people endeavor mostly to annoy. Fortunately, many Pacific Rim nations suffer from a paucity of indigenous annoyance (except the hentai regions of JPN) and are long established trade partners for pure Canadian annoy deposits. South Korea in particular has made great inroads in annoyance technology and may soon challenge the Germans in worldwide annoyance power. A smaller region in Canada, Quebec, harbors a larger contingency of Gallic surrender-monkeys than any other land west of France. As one might suspect, this population has less to do with Norman cultural influences than the pernicious spread of everything that's ever been wrong with French fuckfacery. The Quebecois have contributed much, however, in the inroads modern Canada enjoys in socialism, rampant bestiality and shitting into a hole in the floor. In contrast, another region, Newfoundland, still lays claim as the pinnacle of Canadian national pride, modern thought and soap use. In Canada's defense, they have provided us in the past with Heart and Barenaked Ladies. Neither of these sufficiently make up for Alanis Morrissette or Michael J. Fox. (Apologies to FluffyTheCat.) Dems fighting words, and just for that we are sending you Nickle Back and Celine Dion 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:30:23 PM EDT
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Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? The likelihood of anyone saying "the" in five years lies mostly within their life expectancy, ability to speak aloud and command of the same English skills one might find in kindergarteners. In the US, anyway. Maybe engineering degree level up in Canada. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:31:08 PM EDT
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It looks cool but it also lends a little bitch status to it.
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. It's your nations flag and the symbol of your country is small and at the bottom of a pile of tiny nations while some dicks across the sea have prime real estate. They remain a member of the Commonwealth and still fall under the Monarchy of the United Kingdom. As has been mentioned, the Queen is still on their money (well, the 20 any way, IIRC). It's about honoring history. The Canadian flag is the whole thing, the escutcheon from the coat of arms took up the central position. Most of which is all symbolic gestures. Commonwealth nations are themselves sovereign and it is not a military alliance like NATO. The monarchy is a silly expensive vestigial function that is more for show than anything especially abroad. Give it a couple generations and it'll be dissolved due to obsolescence. Personally I'd rather my flag represent my country not some other country. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:32:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? Yeap I will be able to say "the" in five years... |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:33:56 PM EDT
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It looks cool but it also lends a little bitch status to it.
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. It's your nations flag and the symbol of your country is small and at the bottom of a pile of tiny nations while some dicks across the sea have prime real estate. They remain a member of the Commonwealth and still fall under the Monarchy of the United Kingdom. As has been mentioned, the Queen is still on their money (well, the 20 any way, IIRC). It's about honoring history. The Canadian flag is the whole thing, the escutcheon from the coat of arms took up the central position. Most of which is all symbolic gestures. Commonwealth nations are themselves sovereign and it is not a military alliance like NATO. The monarchy is a silly expensive vestigial function that is more for show than anything especially abroad. Give it a couple generations and it'll be dissolved due to obsolescence. Personally I'd rather my flag represent my country not some other country. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile It is Canada's history as well. Seriously, it worked just fine down under. 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:39:09 PM EDT
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Most of you will not have seen the so-called Canadian flag, unless you are a hockey fan, or live in Minnesota or you are an alcoholic, so here's the flag in question: +3, I resemble that remark. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:40:24 PM EDT
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I'm in. When do we attack?
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:42:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: OP can shut his whore mouth now. What? Given how much you flap your gums about your neighbor to the south? Pot/Kettle..... Did you have to translate this post into Frog (French) to understand it??  |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:43:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years?  |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:47:32 PM EDT
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Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years?
Great Britian ... well what can I say. The American's had to whip them for independence. We just had to talk nasty. 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:48:26 PM EDT
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. It's your nations flag and the symbol of your country is small and at the bottom of a pile of tiny nations while some dicks across the sea have prime real estate. They remain a member of the Commonwealth and still fall under the Monarchy of the United Kingdom. As has been mentioned, the Queen is still on their money (well, the 20 any way, IIRC). It's about honoring history. The Canadian flag is the whole thing, the escutcheon from the coat of arms took up the central position.[/qu(( of which is all symbolic gestures. Commonwealth nations are themselves sovereign and it is not a military alliance like NATO. The monarchy is a silly expensive vestigial function that is more for show than anything especially abroad. Give it a couple generations and it'll be dissolved due to obsolescence. Personally I'd rather my flag represent my country not some other country. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile It is Canada's history as well. Seriously, it worked just fine down under. http://www.anbg.gov.au/images/flags/nation/australia.gif That is much better looking. The southern cross is prominent and not buried under a pile of other small countries across the sea. I think a white flag with the union Jack in the upper left corner and a red maple leaf on the right side extending past the edges would look good Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:54:38 PM EDT
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. It's your nations flag and the symbol of your country is small and at the bottom of a pile of tiny nations while some dicks across the sea have prime real estate. They remain a member of the Commonwealth and still fall under the Monarchy of the United Kingdom. As has been mentioned, the Queen is still on their money (well, the 20 any way, IIRC). It's about honoring history. The Canadian flag is the whole thing, the escutcheon from the coat of arms took up the central position.[/qu(( of which is all symbolic gestures. Commonwealth nations are themselves sovereign and it is not a military alliance like NATO. The monarchy is a silly expensive vestigial function that is more for show than anything especially abroad. Give it a couple generations and it'll be dissolved due to obsolescence. Personally I'd rather my flag represent my country not some other country. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile It is Canada's history as well. Seriously, it worked just fine down under. http://www.anbg.gov.au/images/flags/nation/australia.gif That is much better looking. The southern cross is prominent and not buried under a pile of other small countries across the sea. I think a white flag with the union Jack in the upper left corner and a red maple leaf on the right side extending past the edges would look good Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile That's the escutcheon from Canada's coat of arms, representing the national origin of people who settled and founded the country. The whole thing is a symbol of Canada, it is not "buried under a pile of other small countries." |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 3:56:39 PM EDT
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Didn't some newspaper or magazine up there have a contest a while back?
Finish this sentence. "As Canadian as...." The winning entry was "...possible under the circumstances." |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:00:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:02:53 PM EDT
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LOL...no worries. I like our flag better than the 'Union Jack' that we had before 1967. Plus it's easier to spot in a snowstorm. it snowed for 3 hours today. 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:03:10 PM EDT
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:04:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yes, plus to, and it, as well as and. Your point?Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:04:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? The likelihood of anyone saying "the" in five years lies mostly within their life expectancy, ability to speak aloud and command of the same English skills one might find in kindergarteners. In the US, anyway. Maybe engineering degree level up in Canada. Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how much more money I make. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:04:17 PM EDT
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Many here were no doubt around when our flappy-jawed neighbors had a real flag. http://www.theflagshop.co.nz/shop/images/canadaold.jpg That flag is cool as hell. I like you 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:05:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:06:49 PM EDT
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I had forgotten about your avatar. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:10:33 PM EDT
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Canada has the dubious distinction of being the only nation to get Bacon wrong. Israelis may not eat it but at least they know it isn't round.
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:10:36 PM EDT
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It seems to me that the good ole USA has become a complete clusterfuck.
Perhaps we should be dealing with out own issues before bashing our northern neighbors.
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:10:44 PM EDT
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I had forgotten about your avatar. I tried real hard to find a decent picture of the pre 1960s Red Ensign but couldn't. It had green maple leaves and the harp has a woman's figure on it with tits. I like tits
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:10:53 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:11:21 PM EDT
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It seems to me that the good ole USA has become a complete clusterfuck. Perhaps we should be dealing with out own issues before bashing our northern neighbors. GTFO
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:11:59 PM EDT
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I'm always shocked at the good English proficiency many Canadians maintain for being a second world colony. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:12:30 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. Now if you could just get all your conservative Rhodesian and Boer friends to move here. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:13:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: It seems to me that the good ole USA has become a complete clusterfuck. Perhaps we should be dealing with out own issues before bashing our northern neighbors. The LEAST you could do is save Canada bashes for MONDAY, not Thursday. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:14:19 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. Now if you could just get all your conservative Rhodesian and Boer friends to move here. I did my best. If you come to the clubhouse at the Fort McMurray Fish and Game Association, the second language is Afrikaans. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:14:50 PM EDT
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It seems to me that the good ole USA has become a complete clusterfuck. Perhaps we should be dealing with out own issues before bashing our northern neighbors. The LEAST you could do is save Canada bashes for MONDAY, not Thursday.
Mondays are targettarget bash days |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:15:59 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. Now if you could just get all your conservative Rhodesian and Boer friends to move here. I did my best. If you come to the clubhouse at the Fort McMurray Fish and Game Association, the second language is Afrikaans. Maybe once I move to Alberta. 8 more months of school... 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:17:29 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves And you can buy as many AR15s as you want.................... right? 
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:18:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: It seems to me that the good ole USA has become a complete clusterfuck. Perhaps we should be dealing with out own issues before bashing our northern neighbors. The LEAST you could do is save Canada bashes for MONDAY, not Thursday. Mondays are targettarget bash days |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:19:17 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves And you can buy as many AR15s as you want.................... right?
Let me take a few pictures for you. I'll be back in about ten minutes |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:19:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves And you can buy as many AR15s as you want.................... right? Yes, we can.  |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:19:42 PM EDT
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Canada is America's attic. We forget it is up there most of the time but when we do rediscover it, we find some pretty cools stuff. Most of it is retro or knockoff of American stuff, but cool nonetheless.
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:21:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves And you can buy as many AR15s as you want.................... right? Let me take a few pictures for you. I'll be back in about ten minutes LOL, get ready to be disappointing with pictures of a bunch of old shit that hardly ever works. |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:24:06 PM EDT
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I detect a little jealousy here. Our economy is not in ruins, we have full employment and our Prime Minister is not a foreign-born communist. And our southern neighbors are better behaved than yours. They do not come here illegally to commit crimes and make a nuisance of themselves And you can buy as many AR15s as you want.................... right?
Yes |
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Posted: 5/17/2012 4:24:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: LOL...I can almost guarantee you are gonna have to lock YOUR Southern border cause our politicians are too dumb to lock OUR Southern border.Quoted: Former Canuck here Fuck Canada Think you'll be able to say the in 5 years? |
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