First day of MI shutdown, I go to the grocery store with my brother. We are almost into the checkout line at Meijer and I get this wild hair up my ass, let’s look at the ice cream aisle for dairy free stuff. It’s been years since I checked. (I am lactose intolerant).
You know what?
Hudsonville dairy free Cookie Dough & Carmel is fucking amazing. I wish it was sold in gallons.
Related note, I also tried Ben & Jerry’s dairy free cookie dough. It tasted fucking gross. Really fucking gross. It was so fucking awful I sent them an email telling them I’d rather drink a warm 40oz with a cigarette butt again than eat their awful concoction once more. They sent me a coupon for free ice cream.