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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:34:27 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Roger Moore as Bond, James Bond.  |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:38:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Both George Clooney and Val Kilmer as Batman.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:44:05 PM EDT
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Maybe it's ocd but I absolutely hated a short guy playing Sherlock Holmes.
Any movie with 30 year olds playing high school kids. Either hire kids or rewrite the story for adults. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:44:41 PM EDT
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Too many to list but books that were made into movies-
Matt Damon as Jason Bourne. Ben Afleck as Jack Ryan. Anybody as James Bond except for Sean Connery . |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:45:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wind Talkers. Cage was just awful.. You could say that about every film he’s been in other than Raising Arizona. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:50:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's a tough call. Baldwin was good as the young, up-and-coming marine turned Wall Street whiz kid turned analyst. Ford was perfect as the haggard, aging bureaucrat thrust into positions he really didn't want to occupy. In other words, I believed Baldwin as the guy who would jump into the ocean to get on that boat,and I believed Ford as the "oh fuck, I'm the deputy director now?" guy. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/eb/c5/3debc557db6e32c6dea7077cfcd55b12.jpg As much a left-wing dick Alec Baldwin is, he should have remained Jack Ryan. That's a tough call. Baldwin was good as the young, up-and-coming marine turned Wall Street whiz kid turned analyst. Ford was perfect as the haggard, aging bureaucrat thrust into positions he really didn't want to occupy. In other words, I believed Baldwin as the guy who would jump into the ocean to get on that boat,and I believed Ford as the "oh fuck, I'm the deputy director now?" guy. That’s a great point. I never thought of it that way. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:53:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  has to be John Wayne in The Conquerorhttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/60489/jw_JPG-2512833.JPG  what did they do to his nose?Can you imagine the absolute shit show that would cause today? The screams about cultural appropriation would be deafening. 
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:55:01 PM EDT
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Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:55:55 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryDear god…this! |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:56:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Willem Dafoe as John Clark. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:57:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Uh, wut. Who would you have chosen to play H.I. McDunnough? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/244128/1923-1532336922_jpg-2512945.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Every character that Nicholas Cage ever played. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/244128/1923-1532336922_jpg-2512945.JPG He only worked well there because he was slathered over with the Coen's directorial genius. They made him perfect for that role. The only reason that fucker ever got a break in Hollywood is because his uncle is Francis Ford Coppola. People hired him to suck Coppola's ass. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 1:57:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble. But, look how much hotter it made Wilma appear.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:03:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm going with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. Cruise was the best Reacher. He could act and didn't stare off into space the whole time when he was thinking. The pile of human cells they got to do the series, could easily be a garbage man tomorrow. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:12:59 PM EDT
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Willem Dafoe as John Clark
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:15:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wtf did you just call us? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Roll? Role. What is it with ARFCOM and homophones? wtf did you just call us? 
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:23:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quentin Tarantino in Pulp Fiction. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:32:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/eb/c5/3debc557db6e32c6dea7077cfcd55b12.jpg As much a left-wing dick Alec Baldwin is, he should have remained Jack Ryan.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:33:32 PM EDT
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Keith Gordon in Back to School
Liza Minelli in Arthur Will Farrell in anything |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:44:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm going with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. Are there worse options I've not thought of?? FPNI |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:53:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Liam Neeson as Hannibal in The A-Team. That whole movie sucked. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:54:23 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryAnd there it is. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 2:58:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Timothy Olyphant in Hitman
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:08:07 PM EDT
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Will Smith as James West
I never even bothered to see the movie because I couldn't imagine anybody in that role other than Robert Conrad. Turned out I was right. Will Smith said that he knew the movie wasn't any good and he was embarrassed when it earned almost $50 million in its opening weekend. Years later, Smith apologized publicly to Robert Conrad (star of the original television series) and said now that he was older and more experienced, he understood Conrad's anger and criticism of the movie version, as well as Conrad's refusal to make a cameo appearance in it. When your own Mother disapproves, you know it's hopeless. When Will Smith asked his mother what she thought of the movie, she replied "You've done better, baby". |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:12:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Both George Clooney and Val Kilmer as Batman. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:21:07 PM EDT
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Agreed 1000%....of.course, the movie sucked too so.....
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:23:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm going with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. Are there worse options I've not thought of?? How about all those action movies with 95 lb female leads throwing 200+ lb guys around? That really sounds like a miscast roll to me. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:30:24 PM EDT
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I’d say every Batman villain but the newer bane, joquin phoenix, and heath ledger.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:33:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every "Russian" in "The Hunt For Red October."  But Captain! |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:35:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/eb/c5/3debc557db6e32c6dea7077cfcd55b12.jpg As much a left-wing dick Alec Baldwin is, he should have remained Jack Ryan. I liked the Ford version. Clear and present danger was good too. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:40:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:42:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Jared Leto as the Joker. Just fucking awful...
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:43:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Jack Nicholson sucked as a mob boss in The Departed. Beta.
Also Woody Harrelson as a retired SF Army colonel and hitman in No Country for Old Men was hot poop. He looked to be about 39 and was a mild mannered slouch with horseshit body language. Anyone with those credentials in that line of work is going to be a rigidly disciplined, hard nosed MF'er and cold as ice. Woody Harrelson's eyes say "hey lets smoke a joint and listen to Jethro Tull for 3hrs". He doesn't have the eyes. Ed Harris has the eyes. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:47:13 PM EDT
[#33]
Brie Larson as Carol Danvers
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:52:46 PM EDT
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Jody Whittaker as Dr Who.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 3:55:29 PM EDT
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Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. God dam that guy epitomizes Beta male! What a faggot.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:00:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. God dam that guy epitomizes Beta male! What a faggot. I don't know if I've ever seen someone be so incorrect on this forum before. But not surprising it's coming from a '22er. 
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:01:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. God dam that guy epitomizes Beta male! What a faggot.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:04:44 PM EDT
[#38]
John Boy Walton as Hank Williams Jr
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:09:15 PM EDT
[#39]
Jamie Fox in anything other than Booty Call
Plus Bruce Willis in Die Hard..... 2nd one is a joke,BRUCE WAS GOD IN DIE HARD |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:11:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Too many to list but books that were made into movies- Matt Damon as Jason Bourne. Ben Afleck as Jack Ryan. Anybody as James Bond except for Sean Connery . Daniel Craig is his name I think, very good. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:14:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you read Reacher? Dude was spot on the description in the book. Yeah, I thought he was pretty good. Book reacher and Amazon reacher were both calculating, but also come off as just big and dumb. That's how reacher got the jump and surprised alot of people in the books and Amazon series. I liked cruise as reached, but he was too small stature and a little too Ethan hunt fighting style. Book reacher was about a bar room brawler, not bjj. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:15:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:16:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Reacher series on Amazon was awful. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Tom Cruise has been miscast in several roles. I’d say he was far worse in both Rock of Ages (a musical of all things) and Interview With a Vampire. Alan Ritchson as Reacher in the TV series was an even worse choice as Jack Reacher. Cruise wasn’t the best choice but at least he gave the character a personality. Ritchson’s version of Reacher comes across as a meat head with no personality. The Reacher series on Amazon was awful. Yeah, you're both high as fuck. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:20:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Steve Zahn as Al Giordino in Sahara is nothing like the way he is written-- and I love what he did with the part, so we're good. Hi, howareya? I agree with all of this post. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:20:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn. God dam that guy epitomizes Beta male! What a faggot. I think it's admirable that, despite not knowing what you're fucking talking about, you're so determined to share it with us. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:23:10 PM EDT
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Robert Mitchum was way too old in Winds of War.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:31:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Harry Ford wanted to be in Red October but he wanted to be captain or he wouldn't play. I did not know that. I still prefer Baldwin over Ford. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:32:23 PM EDT
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Any role given to Steven Segal.
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:34:40 PM EDT
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damn, OP was thinking the same thing I was.
Book Reacher was an Alpha Alpha - and described as such, the Apex Predator. Sure he did use his mind, but in honesty I think his mind was a surprise after people saw him. FWIW, while Amazon got the size right, he was still way to pretty. Book Reacher was never described as attractive. He scored in virtually every book - but mostly because A woman saw he was the Alpha of Alpha's and wanted to give birth to his children. In the end, none wanted a long term, full time relationship with him. I think only one wanted him around for more than the affair in the book. Some might have wanted another time in the sack with him, but not a permanent relationship. IIRC he either got married or virtually married - but that relationship only worked for annual to semi annual hook ups. |
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Posted: 9/3/2022 4:34:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chris Walken in True Romance 
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