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Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:30:21 AM EDT
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Every "Russian" in "The Hunt For Red October."

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This plus Sean Connery as a spaniard in Highlander
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:31:00 AM EDT
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As much a left-wing dick Alec Baldwin is, he should have remained Jack Ryan.
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That's a tough call. Baldwin was good as the young, up-and-coming marine turned Wall Street whiz kid turned analyst. Ford was perfect as the haggard, aging bureaucrat thrust into positions he really didn't want to occupy.

In other words, I believed Baldwin as the guy who would jump into the ocean to get on that boat,and I believed Ford as the "oh fuck, I'm the deputy director now?" guy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:38:37 AM EDT
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Re: Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher—he’s more believable as a “grey man” who buys clothes at Good Will or thrift shops to stay under the radar vs a 6’6” behemoth who wouldn’t fit in a typical Greyhound bus seat.  When I read the only Reacher novel, I pictured Clint Walker or John Smith the former body builder in Every Which Way You Can) & thought—that’s as goofy as the gambling, playboy secret agent named Bond.

Even Mitch Rapp was 5’10” athletic 175lbs.

So, i get the miscast comment based on the novel—but, Jack Reacher’s character was more brains/ability and brute force, vs sheer brute force, in my opinion.  Which was why I only read 1 book.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:41:47 AM EDT
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Dominic Purcell as Drake in Blade: Trinity.  Dude just didn’t give the vibe of an ancient, all powerful vampire at all.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:43:21 AM EDT
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has to be John Wayne in The Conqueror

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what did they do to his nose?
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:50:19 AM EDT
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Colin Farrell as Alexander the Great. He has matured.
Keanu in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Just no.
Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock Holmes. Far too smarmy and cutesy.

 
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 11:54:31 AM EDT
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Every female character added to a movie because the book wasn't 'diverse' genderwise.
AKA- almost all female characters in LOTR trilogy.

Any all female remake of a male movie:
Ghostbusters

Any movie where Jane Fonda doesn't die. In real life. Like, she gets killed during the filming.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:00:55 PM EDT
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For the life of me I cannot remember the movie, but it had  black vikings.   Including the viking queen.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:17:47 PM EDT
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This plus Sean Connery as a spaniard in Highlander

He was Egyptian.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:22:35 PM EDT
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Elijah Woods as Frodo
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:25:04 PM EDT
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The whole cast of The Irishman, everyone was to old. It was geriatrics Goodfellas.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:34:54 PM EDT
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Was that 50's ass-crack at 1:55? IBTL!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:36:46 PM EDT
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Dan Stevens as the Beast in the recent Disney remake.

Same with Belle. Emma Watson is cute but there were 10,000 hot brunette actresses that would put the Belle in Belle.

Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:39:25 PM EDT
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The kaiser roll from Heat. Everyone knows that Neil McCauley would have chosen rye over kaiser.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:40:39 PM EDT
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Keanu Reeves in Devil’s Advocate.  Him trying to pull off a “southern” accent completely distracted from what should have been a good movie.
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Good thing I read the thread before posting. Good movie that would have been great with a better choice for his part. Maybe he’ll always be Ted “Theodore” Logan in my mind no matter what.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:41:04 PM EDT
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has to be John Wayne in The Conqueror

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what did they do to his nose?
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Whisky.
They had a white dude and a Mexican playing roles of Asians.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:41:45 PM EDT
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Jerry Matthers as the Beaver
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I laughed.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:43:18 PM EDT
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Michael Caine as Robert Duvall's brother in secondhand lions,. Couldn't get past the English accent.
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This was the first one that came to mind for me. Loved the movie, but sombody else should have been the brother.

Tom Cruise as Reacher next. He played the part well, but Reacher is supposed to be a hulking, intimidating lug, not a midget....
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:44:16 PM EDT
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Jim Carry as the Grinch or that fuckhead that played Ricky Bobby. I forget his name every time.
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As much as I dislike Carry. He nailed that roll.

And I hate will farrrel as a talentless hack he did get down to his core personality and was RICKY BOBBY.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:45:40 PM EDT
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Uh, wut. Who would you have chosen to play H.I. McDunnough?
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Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:46:25 PM EDT
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Alan Ritchson as Reacher in the TV series was an even worse choice as Jack Reacher. Cruise wasn’t the best choice but at least he gave the character a personality. Ritchson’s version of Reacher comes across as a meat head with no personality.
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Finally, someone agrees with me.  No way in hell Ritchson could pull of this scene, even if he was given the script.

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Cruise was much better.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:46:36 PM EDT
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Keanu Reeves in Devil's Advocate.  Him trying to pull off a "southern" accent completely distracted from what should have been a good movie.
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I thought he was pretty bad in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:48:27 PM EDT
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Uh, wut. Who would you have chosen to play H.I. McDunnough?
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Every character that Nicholas Cage ever played.
Uh, wut. Who would you have chosen to play H.I. McDunnough?
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This x1000
Cage rocked that role.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:49:30 PM EDT
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Both leads in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

I think it would have been a pretty decent movie if there was ANY chemistry between the elads, they were both awful on their own and somehow even worse together.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:50:21 PM EDT
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Roll?

Role.

What is it with ARFCOM and homophones?
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:51:44 PM EDT
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Chris Walken in True Romance
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Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:53:26 PM EDT
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Steve Zahn as Al Giordino in Sahara is nothing like the way he is written-- and I love what he did with the part, so we're good. Hi, howareya?
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:55:00 PM EDT
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Willem Dafoe as John Clark.
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Clark's Olympic Arms OA-93.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:55:52 PM EDT
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George Lazenby in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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I actually like Lazenby in that movie.  It’s a unique take.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 12:58:23 PM EDT
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Madonna as

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That's a tough call. Baldwin was good as the young, up-and-coming marine turned Wall Street whiz kid turned analyst. Ford was perfect as the haggard, aging bureaucrat thrust into positions he really didn't want to occupy.

In other words, I believed Baldwin as the guy who would jump into the ocean to get on that boat,and I believed Ford as the "oh fuck, I'm the deputy director now?" guy.
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As much a left-wing dick Alec Baldwin is, he should have remained Jack Ryan.


That's a tough call. Baldwin was good as the young, up-and-coming marine turned Wall Street whiz kid turned analyst. Ford was perfect as the haggard, aging bureaucrat thrust into positions he really didn't want to occupy.

In other words, I believed Baldwin as the guy who would jump into the ocean to get on that boat,and I believed Ford as the "oh fuck, I'm the deputy director now?" guy.

Well the problem with that is the events in Patriot Games preceded Red October.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:06:00 PM EDT
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I thought he was pretty bad in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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Keanu Reeves in Devil's Advocate.  Him trying to pull off a "southern" accent completely distracted from what should have been a good movie.
I thought he was pretty bad in Bram Stoker's Dracula.


I couldn't help seeing Ted Logan doing a piss poor British accent. "Look dude, you crossed the line. People trusted you and ended up undead. Vlad, you gotta to go down. It has to be this way."
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:09:08 PM EDT
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Tom Cruise as Nathan Arugula

J/K I love that fucking movie!
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:10:37 PM EDT
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Tom Cruise as Lestat

Scarlett Johansson as Major Kusangi
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:13:07 PM EDT
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Casting Dakota Skye in "Fat Chicks with dicks" was a huge mistake.
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And then she died.

Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:18:21 PM EDT
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Also Keanu Reeves in “Much Ado about Nothing,” there’s no way he could escape Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure so far as to do a Shakespearean musical.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:18:35 PM EDT
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Bob Odenkirk in Nobody.

Also, Tom Cruise in anything.
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Marky Mark as Marcus Luttrell in Lone Survivor.
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Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:19:12 PM EDT
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Emilia Clarke in Terminator Genisys.
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John Wayne in every film he ruined.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:20:29 PM EDT
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Idris Elba in the Dark Tower.
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Guy is a fucking terrible actor who Hollywood has been trying to make into a star because reasons. Give it up, the guy is in his 50s, and a wooden dowel can outact him.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:24:06 PM EDT
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Ban him.

Ford Ryan is best Ryan.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:24:11 PM EDT
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Every character in Uncharted.
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Roll?

Role.

What is it with ARFCOM and homophones?
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wtf did you just call us?
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:25:54 PM EDT
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Agreed, save for two films, Raising Arizona (best part he ever played) and Leaving Las Vegas (he was a natural with the alcohol problem, plus he dies and Elizabeth Shoe was so smoking hot)

I'll help this thread with a pic of his lovely costar.  



A bonus edit for more help:






Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:30:49 PM EDT
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"Hi, my name is Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez."
"No. No, it's not."


The really odd thing is, Ramierz was supposed to be Egyptian.


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Bob Odenkirk in Nobody.
I don't think you "got" that movie.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:33:03 PM EDT
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Roger Moore as Bond, James Bond.
Link Posted: 9/3/2022 1:33:12 PM EDT
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Willie Nelson as Doc Holliday in Stagecoach (1985).

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I'm going with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.

Are there worse options I've not thought of??


Willie Nelson as Doc Holliday in Stagecoach (1985).


I'm not real fond of Willie Nelson as Willie Nelson
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