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Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:24:59 PM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a Family Guy thread.
Family Guy: This House is Freakin'' Sweet! (Clip) | TBS


It’s actually more entertaining!
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:25:01 PM EDT
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also since OP aint awake.... can someone splain to me why the bricks are wrong???
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Small windows are fine.  But I think you should have shell out some money on an architect to make your house more aesthetically pleasing.

BTW, who did the brick work on the house?  What is up with that top row of vertical bricks?  
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:25:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:25:47 PM EDT
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Op wakes up with night terrors thinking of that home
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I don't think that house would be a wise choice for Oklahoma.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:28:13 PM EDT
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Looks like a rape dungeon. That might be appropriate since OP has an admitted fear of people and sunlight.

Brickwork looks like shit. I guess the Mexican bricklayers were hammered when they did this.

Good luck if you ever decide to sell it.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:28:33 PM EDT
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Decided to take out the windows, huh.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:30:08 PM EDT
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3 cameras per corner is a fuck ton. why so many? I have 3 cameras on my house and can see about 330 degrees around the house.
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3 POE = Three times as many as one

As in three drops per corner. As in 12 drops for a square shaped structure, more if your architect is more creative than a preschooler.
3 cameras per corner is a fuck ton. why so many? I have 3 cameras on my house and can see about 330 degrees around the house.
It's 2018, not 1982. You might as well have full coverage. Besides, more cameras (and better cameras) makes it easier to do video content analysis and to pull viable stills for vehicle identification and facial recognition.

When you setup your cameras you didn't measure each possible ingress point and figure out the angle of coverage and effective resolution along each approach? How can you have triple redundancy with only 3 cameras (unless they are all facing the same direction ).

OP wants to live in a home with very few windows, I was just suggesting that he compensate for his lack of glass with some decent camera coverage.

Cameras are dirt cheap - for the price for a few large picture windows and some skylights he can be rocking a nice 5MP or 4K system. Hell, he could probably swing for one or two Hik Darkfighters or Flir units.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:37:58 PM EDT
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It's 2018, not 1982. You might as well have full coverage. Besides, more cameras (and better cameras) makes it easier to do video content analysis and to pull viable stills for vehicle identification and facial recognition.

When you setup your cameras you didn't measure each possible ingress point and figure out the angle of coverage and effective resolution along each approach? How can you have triple redundancy with only 3 cameras (unless they are all facing the same direction ).

OP wants to live in a home with very few windows, I was just suggesting that he compensate for his lack of glass with some decent camera coverage.

Cameras are dirt cheap - for the price for a few large picture windows and some skylights he can be rocking a nice 5MP or 4K system. Hell, he could probably swing for one or two Hik Darkfighters or Flir units.
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you need 20 cameras with enough resolution for facial recognition?

That’s a serious question. Do you live in some crime ridden area or are you just simply paranoid delusional?
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:39:37 PM EDT
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Socially maladjusted.

Loner.

Paranoid delusions.

All these things the left wants to paint us as. We fight back. Only for OP to make this thread.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:40:24 PM EDT
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you need 20 cameras with enough resolution for facial recognition?

That’s a serious question. Do you live in some crime ridden area or are you just simply paranoid delusional?
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you need so many rifles and enough ammo to kill everyone in the county?

Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:43:13 PM EDT
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OP, why do you have two doors? We both know you never leave.

Might as well have had them brick that sombitch up with you inside. Surely they could have designed and built a one way hatch for all your cheeto and Mountain Dew needs.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:44:45 PM EDT
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Arfcom as fuck.

Tell us about the basement.
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That is the basement
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:45:35 PM EDT
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Could be one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:45:37 PM EDT
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you need so many rifles and enough ammo to kill everyone in the county?

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Terrible comparison is terrible. One is a recreational activity. The other is paranoia.

If sitting at home and watching your 20 cameras for possible ambushes in progress counts as recreational activity for you, then we have bigger problems.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:47:06 PM EDT
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That is not a house I would ever want to enter in a fire to do a search and rescue....and venting the heat would be a bitch.  Hope your local FD practices residential roof cuts frequently.

It would not surprise me if an incident commander would not allow an interior attack in a place like this.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:47:12 PM EDT
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Glad you are getting your house back.

Just curious though, do you not like windows?
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This.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:47:39 PM EDT
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The rear lot is fenced, I'll be installing a gate for the horse, and a 'lectric fence so she doesn't butt-lean it, which I had bought all that literally the day before the fire so I still have it all. The bedrooms have egress windows, the office/gunroom has a commercial grade door (it opens out, with steel studs and a full commercial deadbolt. The room itself has double thick fireboard drywall and Simplex-Grinnell fire protection sprinklers with glass ampoule fuses)

The porch used to be part of the LR, but Roxie needs a place to go in a hailstorm.

And fuck windows, I hate sunlight, and clear skies. I wish it was 100% overcast 100% of the time or night.
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Hello, boo radley.  Or Count Dracula.  I forgot.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:47:41 PM EDT
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See there's that, "What will the neighbors think?" pussywhippage again. "The neighbors" is a euphamism for emasculation. That's when men agree with their wives, so she doesn't get mad and cut off access to the vagina, that it's better to make things look pretty instead of actually work well for the purported function. Like when you make it harder to prepare food in the kitchen so that when you aren't using the kitchen for preparing food, which is why you even have a kitchen in the first place, it is nicer to look at.
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OP will be "That guy" on his street and will have to order Girl Scout cookies online.
See there's that, "What will the neighbors think?" pussywhippage again. "The neighbors" is a euphamism for emasculation. That's when men agree with their wives, so she doesn't get mad and cut off access to the vagina, that it's better to make things look pretty instead of actually work well for the purported function. Like when you make it harder to prepare food in the kitchen so that when you aren't using the kitchen for preparing food, which is why you even have a kitchen in the first place, it is nicer to look at.
I think it's a pretty tough sell to suggest that having windows equates to being pussy-whipped.

Besides, my wife can't cut off access to vagina, for me. She can only cut off access to *her* vagina.

Frankly, if she wants to play that level of a game of brinksmanship, she'll find me an apt opponent.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:47:45 PM EDT
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Does that whole house only have like 2 damn real windows and the doors are solid steel?

Shits gonna be dark as a MFer.  Glad you are getting a home again though.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:49:50 PM EDT
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Awesome!
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:50:00 PM EDT
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Of the inside and basement
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:51:15 PM EDT
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That house looks very rapey.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 8:59:08 PM EDT
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Small windows are fine.  But I think you should have shell out some money on an architect to make your house more aesthetically pleasing.

BTW, who did the brick work on the house?  What is up with that top row of vertical bricks?  
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The brick work isn't bad.  Top row is a walking soldier course, it should look like that.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:00:06 PM EDT
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Congratulations on your new home!

Without windows!
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:00:16 PM EDT
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So, I think I know what OP wants to do. He is going to line the interior walls with flatscreens the size of windows, and feed his cameras around to all of them. Sort of a virtual window. What do ya think?
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:09:29 PM EDT
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Terrible comparison is terrible. One is a recreational activity. The other is paranoia.

If sitting at home and watching your 20 cameras for possible ambushes in progress counts as recreational activity for you, then we have bigger problems.
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Where the fuck do you guys live that you need so many rifles and enough ammo to kill everyone in the county?

Terrible comparison is terrible. One is a recreational activity. The other is paranoia.

If sitting at home and watching your 20 cameras for possible ambushes in progress counts as recreational activity for you, then we have bigger problems.
Watching cameras?

Heavens no. I write software to do that for me. I'm not a barbarian.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:10:53 PM EDT
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I will be able to Fap hard no one can see me through the window...
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:32:58 PM EDT
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Worlds largest pizza oven.  With attached garage.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:33:52 PM EDT
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Sweet place OP. Looks secure, comfortable and well built unlike the stick/styrofoam shit most comon these days.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:42:29 PM EDT
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Sweet place OP. Looks secure, comfortable and well built unlike the stick/styrofoam shit most comon these days.
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I would have used hurricane glass or if you are that worried bomb blast glass like they use all over Miami.

my hurricane windows held up to 142 mph wind no problem
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:45:49 PM EDT
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I feel sorry for the realtor who ends up getting stuck trying to advertise and sell that thing.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 9:48:05 PM EDT
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Arfcom as fuck.

Tell us about the basement.
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The whole house is a basement.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 10:01:34 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm not sure if that's up to code.
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Where are the windows
Yeah I'm not sure if that's up to code.
Yeah,, it wouldn't be where I live. You have to have Windows big enough for humans to get out of ,definitely in every bedroom and I'm pretty sure every room that people are going to inhabit. I'm glad the OP is getting his house back but it's not my taste. I like sliding glass doors and big windows.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 10:52:55 PM EDT
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I like that the OP is standing up for what he likes and building his house how he wants it.  I like to go outside for sunlight and don't really want it inside much either... but not being able to open all the windows and get fresh air in the house would bother me.  Hope OP has a whole house fan, at least.

However I also think the house looks creepy and odd.  But fuck me, good for you OP.

If I ever build a house, it will be odd in my own way as well.  I basically want one big ass open space with bedrooms/bathrooms in the corners, and it'll be similarly unconventional if I ever get to build it.
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This.

If I had the money my house would be a huge warehouse with 21' clear height.  It would have an indoor sand volleyball court and a big concrete slabbed area for whatever furniture I wanted.  The kitchen would be on that floor.  There would be a mezzanine level with bedrooms.  Underneath would be all parking and workrooms.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 10:54:01 PM EDT
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Above ground basement! Brilliant!!
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 10:59:13 PM EDT
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I like it, windows are just more shit that'll end up leaking at some point.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:04:26 PM EDT
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Looks like a jail
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Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:12:25 PM EDT
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I like it, windows are just more shit that'll end up leaking at some point.
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THIS!
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:19:01 PM EDT
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I haven't seen a thread go south on an OP this badly since the one about buying a $19,000 Tacoma with a new frame.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:19:06 PM EDT
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At least it's not a double wide.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:20:36 PM EDT
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THIS!
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I like it, windows are just more shit that'll end up leaking at some point.
THIS!
Might as well dispense with windows and door altogether, and have a submarine hatch for entry.
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:20:58 PM EDT
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Congrats OP
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X2!

and hope he plans on living there forever as I doubt a house without windows will sell well...
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glad OP got the house he wanted
X2!

and hope he plans on living there forever as I doubt a house without windows will sell well...
He could always accidentally burn it down and claim the insurance money...?
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:25:21 PM EDT
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At least stick some fake Windows on the outside so it will blend in .
Link Posted: 4/23/2018 11:27:29 PM EDT
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Looks like a house from the Sims brought to life.
Link Posted: 4/24/2018 3:51:51 AM EDT
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I've got a question that's not related to your lack of windows. Did you rebuild on the slab or did you tear out slab and start over from scratch?

If existing slab, any concerns of steel reinforcement being compromised by heat?
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What killed the house was the fire got in the attic. Even the paneling on the Kitchen/garage wall was fine. Except for the N side of the garage, where all my shit was densely stacked in boxes and the freshly filled 42 gallons of gas in the suburban burned hot and strong. Even that only crumbled the frost footings.
It did render the slab HVAC ducting non-cost effective to reuse, and we went with overhead pex plumbing to simplify. The drains were ok.
Link Posted: 4/24/2018 3:53:12 AM EDT
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I love how it has neighbors 20' away on all sides.

congrads op.
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2 sides. There's a post that shows the rear lot.
Link Posted: 4/24/2018 3:54:21 AM EDT
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You can take the arfcomer out the basement but you can't take the basement out the arfcomer.

Yo I hear you like basements so here is a basement on top of your basement
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I had them include integral Cheetos and Mountain Dew bins.
Link Posted: 4/24/2018 3:57:11 AM EDT
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My question also. Why are there only 2 real windows?
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You wouldn't ask if you knew how many calls I've been on where they just smashed a window, crawled in, gathered up the shit, and walked out the front door.

Also, put double cyl deadbolts in your house.
Link Posted: 4/24/2018 3:58:26 AM EDT
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Put a few cheap surveillance cameras up and you'll be visited by the narc squad every couple weeks.
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Scott wouldn't do that to me.
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