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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 1:58:26 AM EDT
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I'm ok with it in small doses.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 2:22:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Crom laughs at your twerk winds.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 2:26:37 AM EDT
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I don't give a fuck how hot some chick is and she was butt naked, but if she did that shit in front of me

she'd find her ass out on the sidewalk so fast she wouldn't know what the fuck hit her.
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Uh huh.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 2:55:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:35 AM EDT
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My wife and I were watching a movie last spring and an actress was doing it. I have to admit  I was transfixed. My wife looked over at me and asked "Seriously?? You think that's sexy? " I sheepishly admitted that I did and she said "I might just surprise you some time!"

Now I'm going to preface this by saying that my wife has a FINE figure. One night after dinner she told me to meet her in the bedroom cuz she had a surprise for me.

I'd forgotten all about the Twerking deal but she hadn't. She yelled from the bathroom for me to sit on the bed and get ready for a show. She came out wearing a short robe and some heels , popped a cd in the stereo and when the music started off came the robe with nothing underneath it and away she went. Damn boys!
She was in a groove! What made it even hotter was that it was totally against her personality. She's usually a pretty serious woman.

And yes I have pics!
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 4:41:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 4:49:56 PM EDT
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[youtube]shorts/Q8lhT8ijifI[/youtube]

[youtube]shorts/3KJ_d2bJ904[/youtube]

This should be the course of action when any woman starts "twerking", followed by boo's and much shame. Nothing says hoe trash or wannabe hoe trash more than this one action.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 4:57:55 PM EDT
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And yes I have pics!
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I'll be disappointed in GD if you haven't received at least one PM
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:09:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Haven’t humans been shaking their asses “in dance” since…. Forever?? Let’s discuss the outrage..
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:13:51 PM EDT
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Mastodon - The Motherload [Official Music Video]
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:17:34 PM EDT
[#11]
My wife took some dancing exercise class that had a little twerking mixed in. I made fun of her biggly.

Turns out, it has its ....uhh...uses.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:19:43 PM EDT
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Twerking hasn’t been a thing in like 7 years

Have you just crawled form under a rock?
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Did you take a 7 year break from the internet?

Think this "woman" was running for the state Senate at the time

State Senator Tiara Mack goes viral in twerking bikini video
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:22:08 PM EDT
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thank you sir, somehow I missed that one

she's was bringing joy to the people
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:40:33 PM EDT
[#14]
My wife still thinks it's somehow alluring.

It's really, really not
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:46:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 5:53:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Shit culture
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 6:03:44 PM EDT
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Haven’t humans been shaking their asses “in dance” since…. Forever?? Let’s discuss the outrage..
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And geezers and prudes having been bitching forever;
"Elvis the pelvis", "overtly sexual hip gyrations..."



Culturally, dancing has always been related to mating/sexual displays. As mentioned the prudes bitching about it, have never had a female use that particular skill/movement during sex.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 6:37:47 PM EDT
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At a Halloween party five or six years ago, I was wearing a naughty nurse outfit - and I twerked right up against (uncomfortably close)  the university president.

I'd like to think that I traumatized and scarred him for life!  

lol. Tenure!  
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There's a whole bunch of what the fuck in that very short story.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:03:46 PM EDT
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Don’t search for nastya_nass_ on instagram.

https://media.tenor.com/kfH1Q-6kzCsAAAAM/twerk-twerking.gif
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And definitely don't search Paola Skye (@paolaceleb.tv)
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:06:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:18:16 PM EDT
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It is merely a lordosis response where the female is presenting her rear end for inspection by potential males that may wish to mate with her.  Monkeys do it, rats do it, cattle do it, pigs do it, almost any animal with either a vagina or ass will do it.   Show us all what you are made of.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:20:18 PM EDT
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Free-Style Rap Battle -Translated
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:20:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:34:42 PM EDT
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... is nothing but trashy crackhead hula dancing.
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No OP, that bulls**t has nothing to do with traditional Pacific Island cultural art form. It's an insult to put that in the same f**king sentence while talking about the gyrations of trashy people.

@VacaDuck

Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:54:41 PM EDT
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OFFICE DANCE in 360 Degrees • Russ - NASTY • 4K • 5K • 8K VR Video
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 7:59:39 PM EDT
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Broke Leg -Tory Lanez Feat. Quavo & Tyga / Twerk Class/ Nastya Nass/ San Diego
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:02:30 PM EDT
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Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker/ Twerk with Nass/ New York
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:03:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Disgusting ghetto shit.

Like a bonobo dance
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:06:03 PM EDT
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looooooolz !!!  "based on your views"!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:06:08 PM EDT
[#30]
For the arfcom boomers here to stuck up in life.

More Old folks twerking lessons
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:12:30 PM EDT
[#31]
Ask her to move her hips like that when you're hitting it from behind.
Your opinion will change. Lol
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:13:56 PM EDT
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I don't give a fuck how hot some chick is and she was butt naked, but if she did that shit in front of me

she'd find her ass out on the sidewalk so fast she wouldn't know what the fuck hit her.
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After you banged her you mean.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:15:30 PM EDT
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About 1 million of this video's views are just from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6vinrXWxls
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First thing I thought of.  I have seen that a hundred times.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:15:50 PM EDT
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At a Halloween party five or six years ago, I was wearing a naughty nurse outfit - and I twerked right up against (uncomfortably close) the university president.

I'd like to think that I traumatized and scarred him for life!

lol. Tenure!

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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:17:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Twerk like the wind! It's just marking one's property.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:17:20 PM EDT
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Twerking hasn’t been a thing in like 7 years

Have you just crawled form under a rock?
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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:37:17 PM EDT
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Oh, and ibtl
too much booty is bad for gd
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:43:05 PM EDT
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At a Halloween party five or six years ago, I was wearing a naughty nurse outfit - and I twerked right up against (uncomfortably close)  the university president.

I'd like to think that I traumatized and scarred him for life!  

lol. Tenure!  
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Tenure allows for Indecent assault and battery? Oh, right, if it's gay Indecent A&B, it's not only protected, it's encouraged!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:52:48 PM EDT
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No OP, that bulls**t has nothing to do with traditional Pacific Island cultural art form. It's an insult to put that in the same f**king sentence while talking about the gyrations of trashy people.

@VacaDuck

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... is nothing but trashy crackhead hula dancing.


No OP, that bulls**t has nothing to do with traditional Pacific Island cultural art form. It's an insult to put that in the same f**king sentence while talking about the gyrations of trashy people.

@VacaDuck




While I don't jump in with the same strength, I 100% agree with the sentiment.  My H.S./Army girlfriend was half Hawaiian and she could do all the traditional dances.  Wow:  For a few years of my teen years, I was in heaven. If you've never seen a gorgeous 36C-24-34 woman do a traditional Hula ONLY in a grass skirt and flower in her hair, you really can't understand how "ghetto" the twerking appears to be.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:56:24 PM EDT
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Released the year 2000 and it was old then.

Ying Yang Twins - Whistle While You Twurk

Link Posted: 9/8/2023 8:58:33 PM EDT
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While I don't jump in with the same strength, I 100% agree with the sentiment.  My H.S./Army girlfriend was half Hawaiian and she could do all the traditional dances.  Wow:  For a few years of my teen years, I was in heaven. If you've never seen a gorgeous 36C-24-34 woman do a traditional Hula ONLY in a grass skirt and flower in her hair, you really can't understand how "ghetto" the twerking appears to be.
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Hawaii probably has the highest ghetto area ratio in the entire country so it kind of fits.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 9:07:10 PM EDT
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If my wife wants to twerk in a certain few positions while we’re getting flush, that’s just showing appreciation encouragement, and it’s appreciated.

If she wanted to do that ratchet ghetto shit anywhere else, at any other time, she’d hear invective like she has not heard before from me, with a more racial component than even I am normally given to.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 9:14:58 PM EDT
[#43]
As long as the coutchie doesn't stink, lick  her ear ,and stick it in the drink.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 9:37:56 PM EDT
[#44]
Trashy people do Trashy things.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:08:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 12:09:11 AM EDT
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It's pretty fun to watch a fine lookin female doing it in person, I must admit. Kinda puts me in a trance. Next thing I know I snap out of it but my wallet is missing.
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Link Posted: 9/9/2023 6:26:30 PM EDT
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? ? Diplo & Alvaro 6th Gear feat Kstylis Official Fraules Team Twerk
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 6:30:26 PM EDT
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It's actually pretty fun when it happens to you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2023 6:35:29 PM EDT
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I can not think of a more perfect place for this happen.
Link Posted: 9/13/2023 7:33:57 PM EDT
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You could just axe her to stop.
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