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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - UK Tourists Keep Fu*ing Sh*t up. Use this thread to help them. (Page 2 of 4)

Posted: 5/19/2019 5:27:35 AM EDT

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Florida is a popular destination for Europeans. I did jump start a British couple’s car rental with mine while surfing in Florida for a week, several years ago. Also shout out to Space Coast and Venice, Florida surfers, some friendly guys who are pretty fun to hang around

February Nor'easter | Satellite Beach Surfing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RuDKXwopo

Posted: 5/19/2019 5:36:42 AM EDT

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Hey, You Limey Twats,, Unless you think like Charles Cooke or Stuart Varney, stay in fucking Londonstan, Yorkshirebad, or visit
Mumbai or Singapore and forget we exist.

How's that?

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:07:07 AM EDT

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Meanwhile Japanese tourists come here to look at farms.

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:09:51 AM EDT

[#4]

South Carolina has excellent dentist

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:09:59 AM EDT

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Why are you under some illusion anyone from Britain thinks the totality of the US is some major cities? I doubt they think that. Many Britons live in small towns and countrysides also.

I know several foreign people who have visited smaller areas, the south, etc, and loved it.

Major cities in every country are the big tourist destinations, this isn’t some revelation or unique to the US.

Orlando is full of them too...I used to live an hour away, Brits were all over the place and you could spot them from a mile away as they looked and dressed very British.

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Fly Emirates jerseys.

See Brits all over Florida and always one person in their group is wearing one.

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:15:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/19/2019 6:25:48 AM EDT

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9/10 for using “holiday” and “twat” in your rant.

To give your post more British stylism , you should have thrown the word “whilst” in there for a 10/10.

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:32:04 AM EDT

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They are stupid as they come....

I help out at a gun range in Budapest and many come with their dumb as rocks Stag and Hen parties and we keep telling them to stop pointing the guns at each other and pulling triggers.

I've asked my boss multiple times to kick them out if they do and no refunds but they are afraid of losing customers who will give shitty reviews on Trip Advisor and Viago.

Let them stay in their fucked up island and drink to a stupor and play roulette with their drugs.

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@Jozsi

You have my sympathy but don’t judge a country on a few stag parties. Your are going to get mostly idiots.

Last time I was in Hungary for work I took a colleague to one. They didn’t seem to understand I didn’t want a “ stag package “ 5 rounds with a variety I wanted one or two guns and 200 rounds but they couldn’t work with that so did the package.

Can’t imagine anybody fucking with the guy there though. There was only three of us. Im fairly large ( if out of shape and the wrong type of large these days) and always been able to handle myself and never scared of anybody. He was intimidating but a great guy.
One look at that guy and I knew if we got in a fight I’d be dead in seconds. He was a take no shot kind of guy. His eyes screamed murder.

Basement of a factory, went out of there to a little bar in some housing blocks full of ridiculously beautiful women who fed us alcohol and wouldn’t accept payment.

Love Hungary.

Also the best food in Europe.

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:37:17 AM EDT

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Thanks...... but I'm just kinda done with the UK.

I'm American of Hungarian extraction and also I work for FEG and teach here part time at various schools.

The amount of fuckery and dumfuckery I've experienced with people from the UK is just making me puke sometimes.

I've been Arocked here also by Limery scums.

There are exceptions out in the country side..some limeys are cool and nice..and I hang with them but those coming directly from hellhole island...coc 6

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:42:02 AM EDT

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I’m from hell hole island

So I need to be shot.

Good to know.

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:46:15 AM EDT

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One of these days I need to cross the pond and see the UK.
Promise not to act like an idiot

Posted: 5/19/2019 6:54:56 AM EDT

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FNY. FLV. FLA. FSF. South beach rules

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:04:34 AM EDT

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I'm in Cardiff right now and all 4 of the guys I talked to at work have been to Orlando at least twice and are going back. One is thinking about buying a house there and renting it out when they aren't there.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:08:28 AM EDT

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Really not concerned what the vanquished think or feel.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:25:52 AM EDT

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Thanks...... but I'm just kinda done with the UK.

I'm American of Hungarian extraction and also I work for FEG and teach here part time at various schools.

The amount of fuckery and dumfuckery I've experienced with people from the UK is just making me puke sometimes.

I've been Arocked here also by Limery scums.

There are exceptions out in the country side..some limeys are cool and nice..and I hang with them but those coming directly from hellhole island...need to be .

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Posted: 5/19/2019 7:28:26 AM EDT

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Colorado is a very popular destination for Brits.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:32:07 AM EDT

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There's a bit of a pandemic going on. UK tourists insist on visiting our fair shores (which is fine, I guess...), but they defiantly insist on congregating in large numbers on holiday in:

1. New York City
2. Las Vegas
3. Los Angeles
4. San Francisco
5. Miami

That's all well and good, but they keep returning home (often making YouTube videos) and saying "As a world traveller, I've been to America and...". No. You fucking haven't, you miserable twat.

So then, I feel like it's our duty as Americans, to advise our UK cousins on where they should be booking flights. Because the 5 I've mentioned (and the 5 they insist on visiting) aren't America. We can all agree on that, yes? Right. So let's help them out.

And...go!

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This is why the only time I spend in London was driving out of it from Heathrow and back in. We wanted to see England went to Oxford, Nottingham, Manchester, Little Neston back to Manchester then Oxford again on our little exploration.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:35:06 AM EDT

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You guys wanting to send them nice places are out of your fucking minds, what if some of them decide to stay? Send them all to Memphis Tennessee, and West Memphis Arkansas, they will go home and never come back and as a bonus they will understand why we have the second amendment.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:52:30 AM EDT

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Thank God nobody ever visits Alabama. We have too many home grown species of white trash and "other" types to handle more from anywhere else.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:53:54 AM EDT

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Their reputation as a bunch of drunken assholes while on vacation equals or surpasses those of other countries, I’ve found. From Normandy to Thailand, my family and I have bumped into them, and they’re all the same.... buffoons.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:56:26 AM EDT

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Someone upload that Top Gear episode where they guys painted stuff on their cars and drove through the deep South

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:57:26 AM EDT

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Thanks...... but I'm just kinda done with the UK.

I'm American of Hungarian extraction and also I work for FEG and teach here part time at various schools.

The amount of fuckery and dumfuckery I've experienced with people from the UK is just making me puke sometimes.

I've been Arocked here also by Limery scums.

There are exceptions out in the country side..some limeys are cool and nice..and I hang with them but those coming directly from hellhole island...need to be shot.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck !

Stop coming here.. PISSING AND SHITTING on the STREETS....

Also, make up your fucken mind with Brexit...we are tired of your theatrics and your 7000 gender fluidic identification issues.

Posted: 5/19/2019 7:58:31 AM EDT

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The political mindset of those areas is probably comforting when so far from home. If they feel confused/threatened/alone, they can always find a like-minded good Samaritan.

Oh, and Gulf Coast locals don't like tourists. Only the innkeepers who are whoring themselves and their services to you "like" you. Go somewhere else........

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:00:59 AM EDT

[#24]

Conversely,Americans think they have seen France via Paris,Italy via Rome and Venice etc.

Where I am from sees next to no tourism but honestly there is no reason to visit any more than pick a random seaside village in Maine.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:02:43 AM EDT

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Eh, I don't see the outrage. Tourists generally have a limited amount of time and want to check off the big items. Much like tourists everywhere.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:03:51 AM EDT

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There's a bit of a pandemic going on. UK tourists insist on visiting our fair shores (which is fine, I guess...), but they defiantly insist on congregating in large numbers on holiday in:

1. New York City
2. Las Vegas
3. Los Angeles
4. San Francisco
5. Miami

That's all well and good, but they keep returning home (often making YouTube videos) and saying "As a world traveller, I've been to America and...". No. You fucking haven't, you miserable twat.

So then, I feel like it's our duty as Americans, to advise our UK cousins on where they should be booking flights. Because the 5 I've mentioned (and the 5 they insist on visiting) aren't America. We can all agree on that, yes? Right. So let's help them out.

And...go!

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New York City is pretty American...

Glitz, glamour, materialism and capitalism are rampant there despite the interference of the socialists.

Also, do you really want MORE tourists in the places you think they should be going?

I for one wouldn't want more people visiting the neck of the woods I am in.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:04:19 AM EDT

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glacier crushes yellowstone. if you've been to glacier, you got a sense of just how old the earth is.

i really want to see trinity and hoover.

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Haven’t seen Chicago, New Hampshire, White Sands, Hoover Dam, Yellowstone or the Gulf coast from that list

glacier crushes yellowstone. if you've been to glacier, you got a sense of just how old the earth is.

i really want to see trinity and hoover.

I hope to see Glacier and a lot more of Montana/Idaho. Only got to see the "ugly" part of Montana and loved it.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:08:00 AM EDT

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As much as I hate to admit it, everyone really should get to Chicago one time. You have the Museum, Plenetarium, Aquarium, Art Museum, Navy Pier and Wrigley Field, try some real authentic deep dish pizza all within a short distance from each other. And the area you are in you are not likely to be murdered, although you will get harassed by panhandlers a bit though. Stay overnight and take a couple days to really get it all in.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:13:50 AM EDT

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I'm getting ready to spend at least 4 days in London exploring later this summer. I don't understand your anger. I think everyone understands you go to Las Vegas to do fun, but very superficial things.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:14:21 AM EDT

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Bridgeport, CT and Gary, IN should give them a solid introduction.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:18:36 AM EDT

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That’s IF they even make it out!

I love WV—used to go to Beckley every year cause the ex’s family was there.

TC

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:19:01 AM EDT

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Liberty City FLOxen Hill MD, or Baltimore
Manassas VA
Lawton OK
Calixico CA
Brownsville TX
Macon GA
Lake Martin AL
Flagstaff AZ

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:22:59 AM EDT

[#33]

Unfortunately,San Francisco perfectly showcases everything America is nowadays.

Besides,what if Brits come here and like it and want to stay ? They will bring their silly laws with them..You think Californians moving to Idaho is bad,wait until Brits move to Texas and declare spoons and forks dangerous weapons.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:25:27 AM EDT

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There's a bit of a pandemic going on. UK tourists insist on visiting our fair shores (which is fine, I guess...), but they defiantly insist on congregating in large numbers on holiday in:

1. New York City
2. Las Vegas
3. Los Angeles
4. San Francisco
5. Miami

That's all well and good, but they keep returning home (often making YouTube videos) and saying "As a world traveller, I've been to America and...". No. You fucking haven't, you miserable twat.

So then, I feel like it's our duty as Americans, to advise our UK cousins on where they should be booking flights. Because the 5 I've mentioned (and the 5 they insist on visiting) aren't America. We can all agree on that, yes? Right. So let's help them out.

And...go!

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Posted: 5/19/2019 8:30:33 AM EDT

[#35]

Americans are no different.

Y'all think you've seen Europe when you've only visited London, Paris, and Rome.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:31:14 AM EDT

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And everyone goes to Tokyo and Kyoto, fuck the entire country and fuck your morals and be a disrespectful cunt while at it.

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There's a bit of a pandemic going on. UK tourists insist on visiting our fair shores (which is fine, I guess...), but they defiantly insist on congregating in large numbers on holiday in:

1. New York City
2. Las Vegas
3. Los Angeles
4. San Francisco
5. Miami

That's all well and good, but they keep returning home (often making YouTube videos) and saying "As a world traveller, I've been to America and...". No. You fucking haven't, you miserable twat.

So then, I feel like it's our duty as Americans, to advise our UK cousins on where they should be booking flights. Because the 5 I've mentioned (and the 5 they insist on visiting) aren't America. We can all agree on that, yes? Right. So let's help them out.

And...go!

And everyone goes to Tokyo and Kyoto, fuck the entire country and fuck your morals and be a disrespectful cunt while at it.

If I truly wanted to experience Japan, and I do, where would be a good place to go? Pretty much any country you go to has their tourist cities. US, UK and Japan are no different. You have to ask yourself if you really want to experience their culture or if you want a vacation.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:40:38 AM EDT

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Thanks...... but I'm just kinda done with the UK.

I'm American of Hungarian extraction and also I work for FEG and teach here part time at various schools.

The amount of fuckery and dumfuckery I've experienced with people from the UK is just making me puke sometimes.

I've been Arocked here also by Limery scums.

There are exceptions out in the country side..some limeys are cool and nice..and I hang with them but those coming directly from hellhole island...need to be shot.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck !

Shots fired

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:43:45 AM EDT

[#38]

I'm laughing my ass off at the multicultural bonding happening in here.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:45:01 AM EDT

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Thanks...... but I'm just kinda done with the UK.

I'm American of Hungarian extraction and also I work for FEG and teach here part time at various schools.

The amount of fuckery and dumfuckery I've experienced with people from the UK is just making me puke sometimes.

I've been Arocked here also by Limery scums.

There are exceptions out in the country side..some limeys are cool and nice..and I hang with them but those coming directly from hellhole island...need to be shot.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck !

Don’t worry about it. We’d probably think the same of them if their lower class Hungarian peasants could afford to come over here getting pissed.

Luckily we only get a handful of their beggars and thieves so we don’t notice.

Posted: 5/19/2019 8:53:31 AM EDT

[#40]

That list is more akin to going in the freak show tent at the circus than “seeing” the US.

Posted: 5/19/2019 9:37:36 AM EDT

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Thank God nobody ever visits Alabama. We have too many home grown species of white trash and "other" types to handle more from anywhere else.

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I can personally attest to the truth of this. I’m on Dauphin Island now, which is pretty nice, but after two days in Mobile, where we encountered a depressingly high concentration of dirtbags and feral ghetto types, nearly anyplace would seem nice.

Posted: 5/19/2019 10:04:24 AM EDT

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Big Tuna Texas

Posted: 5/19/2019 10:09:15 AM EDT

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Trip down I-81 from PA to Bristol Tennessee.

Battlefields
Mountains
NASCAR
Fireworks
BassPro
Farms
Truck Depots

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:05:34 AM EDT

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Fly Emirates jerseys.

See Brits all over Florida and always one person in their group is wearing one.

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YES. The British dudes always have jerseys on. Also it seems they frequently have clean shaven heads. Before I even hear them talking I know it’s a British family.

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:09:56 AM EDT

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Is this sort of like Americans visiting London and acting like that’s representative of the entire UK?

Or Americans taking about NYC like that represents the entire state of NY?

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:10:36 AM EDT

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Don’t worry about it. We’d probably think the same of them if their lower class peasants could afford to come over here getting pissed.

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This forum is filled with angry xenophobes, don’t worry, we look at them as being trashy and ridiculous as much as you do.

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:20:28 AM EDT

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You mean like going to Iceland by way of only Reykjavík and the man-made Blue Lagoon?

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These natural hot tubs are everywhere. Note the lack of tourists.

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Posted: 5/19/2019 11:24:04 AM EDT

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You haven't seen America till you've seen Slapout, AL.

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:27:11 AM EDT

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Or Bugscuffle, TN

Or Hot Coffee, MS

Posted: 5/19/2019 11:30:34 AM EDT

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I’ve tried to collect magnets or coffee cups from each of the National Parks I’ve been to. But I haven’t been to Glacier. What’s Trinity? AZ or COL Park I’m forgetting?

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go to glacier. yellowstone is pretty, with cool water features. you'll remember glacier for the rest of your life.

what's trinity?

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