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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:15:30 AM EDT
[#1]
How many pleasure journals would I have?
I’m pondering the deal but currently wondering if I would be writing for more than 50% of said year, then the value proposition goes down in my book. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:24:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Is this the new carousel?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:25:51 AM EDT
[#3]
Yea. I’d be so spent and wore out by the end that it wouldn’t faze me too much.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:29:45 AM EDT
[#4]
Replace the mauling with a bullet to the head and I'm in.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:31:11 AM EDT
[#5]
has to be a tiger or no deal.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 6:38:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:02:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Maybe the winner of the dumbest thing seen on the internet today. No way anyone takes that deal unless they just want to die anyways.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:14:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:16:53 AM EDT
[#9]
Easy, take the deal.
I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:19:57 AM EDT
[#10]
I had a vasectomy so I don’t have any balls. So that negates the being tied down part.
Do I have to fight the lion and bear with nothing but by hands and pocket sand? |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:27:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had that deal but rather than getting my nuts chewed off by a bear I got old, married and had kids. pretty much this, but now that I think about it, getting mauled might have been better than all this crap with my back and knees and every other dang joint |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:30:49 AM EDT
[#12]
Fuck no. I'm not that bad off to take that deal.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:39:53 AM EDT
[#13]
Make it 10 years and you have a deal.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:41:47 AM EDT
[#14]
A new twist on the documentary Logans Run.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:43:02 AM EDT
[#15]
ill pass the baton on this one
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:53:32 AM EDT
[#16]
Unlimited money and women? The lion and bear are going to die of an overdose after.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:54:10 AM EDT
[#17]
It's kind of obvious which GD members never get laid, good luck in the future OP.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:58:42 AM EDT
[#18]
Watching my sons grow into fine young men pretty much tops an unending line of bimbos. Now the F-14 part made me consider it…but only for a few seconds. Hard pass
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:58:46 AM EDT
[#19]
If I could leave the unlimited money to my family, probably yes.
If not, hard no. Not worth even one day missing out on grandkids growing up. The willing women might be enough to tilt me towards the first scenario above... |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 7:59:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario. 
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:01:47 AM EDT
[#21]
The real question here is about what people’s ultimate goals in life are. If it’s money and women, OP is basically offering the speedrun version of a successful life. If you have higher goals, then OPs deal is silly.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:03:06 AM EDT
[#22]
never put the …… on a pedestal
no deal |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:09:52 AM EDT
[#23]
At my age and health, that's a no.... 1 year isn't enough.
Terminal cancer, old, some other scenario where my life is ending soon... Time to conquer the world! |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:11:50 AM EDT
[#24]
Do you people stay up at night thinking of this shit?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:13:20 AM EDT
[#25]
That's gonna be a no for me dawg.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:15:47 AM EDT
[#26]
Unless you have stage 4 cancer there is no way anybody should take that "deal"
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:22:27 AM EDT
[#27]
Can I shelve this until I get a terminal illness?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:28:32 AM EDT
[#28]
LMFAO best post ever!!!!
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:30:07 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: BTDT (yawn). Was the bear mauling painful? |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:32:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Can I just get the mauling, please? The rest sounds really tiresome.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:33:39 AM EDT
[#31]
OP has been watching old episodes of "Kolchak: The Night Stalker" on MeTV.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304434/ |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:35:46 AM EDT
[#32]
What if, on day 364, I crash my F-14 and die instantly?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:36:39 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn't. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn't matter, I'm going to make its asshole look like Predator's face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I'm in its lungs and it's near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the "Kobayashi Mufasa". I don't believe in the no win scenario. What was your old username? 
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:37:01 AM EDT
[#34]
I'd start a harem on Mars.
No lions or bears or Marxists allowed. Profit. 
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:38:16 AM EDT
[#35]
Pretty sure a dude with a ridiculous harem wrote about this a long time ago and said it got to the point pretty quickly that it seemed worthless and empty. I'll pass.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:39:36 AM EDT
[#36]
It’s easy to spot guys who didn’t get very much pussy in their life. They think about these wild scenarios and post threads like this.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:44:06 AM EDT
[#37]
Meh a couple years from now they'll just plug you in for a virtual vacation ala "Total Recall" and you can have all the OP's one-year fantasies. Sans Bear mauling.
OP LOSES. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:44:26 AM EDT
[#38]
A live fast, die young scenario.
If you gave me this opportunity in my 20s I’d take you up on it. Today I’d have to turn you down. I’ve learned that slow is smooth and smooth is fast. What’s the point of living if you don’t get the time to process your life and look back on what you’ve done? Work hard, play harder. Live fast, die young? No thanks. Although I’m still down for “better to burn out than fade away.” The mauling you offer sure beats death by cancer, from what I’ve seen. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:44:59 AM EDT
[#39]
Nope. My kids are more important than anything that i want. Much less hedonistic desires. And my wife would kill me after day 1
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:46:52 AM EDT
[#40]
Nah.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:47:26 AM EDT
[#41]
Nah.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:50:21 AM EDT
[#42]
No.
I jerk off into socks and have a good imagination. I rather be alive and poor. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:54:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Nope, I’m good.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:55:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:55:47 AM EDT
[#45]
FUCK NO! What good is all that money if I'm just going to get mauled and killed a year later? I'd never have any real time to enjoy it.
The sex part sounds nice, though. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:58:50 AM EDT
[#46]
If you snap your fingers can you have sex with the bear too?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:58:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:01:57 AM EDT
[#48]
Years ago I had a girlfriend who was a nymphomaniac. Literally.
It was great for about two months. After that, it wast fun anymore. Like going to work at a job you hate. Ymmv |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:02:20 AM EDT
[#49]
Nope, I’m pretty good where I’m at.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:03:27 AM EDT
[#50]
Thats retarded and no.
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